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Post by tugboat on Nov 21, 2013 22:49:38 GMT
1. He went into MacD's for lunch and when the staff saw how much meat there was on him, they kidnapped him.................
2. Michelle stopped his tap, so he jumped off Flamborough Head.
3. He decided to change the central heating pump, but it started to leak so he stuck his finger in the leak and Michelle is ignoring his cries for help.
4. He has sold the forum for oodles of dosh and has retired to Bridlington.
5. He's halfway through a stiff shit and is failing to complete his mission. He knows what he needs to do but he's a wimp with a weak stomach.
6. Sandra dumped him by text, so he stuck his head in his recently replaced oven and broke the glass.
7. He's so upset at missing the chance to buy me a few beers the other day, that he's racing down here with a case of Leffe and fulsome apologies.
8. He's been arrested for flashing.
What other possibilities?
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Post by prof20 on Nov 21, 2013 23:02:41 GMT
I'm sure he posted on the Dark Side' earlier today. Have the Canadians kidnapped him to replace the mayor of Toronto. Are we going to pay a ransom? If so, what do you suggest?
Roger
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Post by prof20 on Nov 21, 2013 23:06:09 GMT
Sorry, it was yesterday, 11:11 pm. The Boss
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Post by alhod on Nov 21, 2013 23:28:22 GMT
I dunno wot's up with you lot. I'm not here for a couple of days and you lose the boss. Typical!!
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Post by 747 on Nov 21, 2013 23:30:11 GMT
I reckon he is on his way to Australia to be a Jungle Celebrity.
I won't miss the pri ..... err chap.
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Post by tugboat on Nov 21, 2013 23:51:06 GMT
We didn't lose him, he did a runner.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2013 7:09:59 GMT
Are we going to pay a ransom? If so, what do you suggest? Roger I'd suggest not paying it, it'll only encourage them.
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Post by tugboat on Nov 22, 2013 10:34:01 GMT
Well, he hasn't turned up with the beer yet.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Nov 22, 2013 13:39:55 GMT
Some of us are busy you know!!! Had to go and do a Job in Manchester then lied low for a while with Aunty Sandra (Aldra).
Still working so bugger off!
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Post by tugboat on Nov 22, 2013 14:59:15 GMT
I hadn't realised my link had been erased on the other side. I clearly overstepped the mark there. Sorry folks. Anyway, as anything goes over here, this was the link I posted and it was supposed to be aimed (!) at Barry in response to my giant emoticons. So here ya go Barry, take that. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcQ0YnhfKqY
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Post by Barry B'stard on Nov 22, 2013 16:02:43 GMT
I hadn't realised my link had been erased on the other side. I clearly overstepped the mark there. Sorry folks. Anyway, as anything goes over here, this was the link I posted and it was supposed to be aimed (!) at Barry in response to my giant emoticons. So here ya go Barry, take that. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcQ0YnhfKqYBloody hell! Is that it! Ive been building up all day to seeing that! Pah However as you managed to get a post pulled on Facts and you have only been there 5 minutes you get an Award. You also get a 65% warning for being insolent!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2013 18:15:10 GMT
I hadn't realised my link had been erased on the other side. I clearly overstepped the mark there. Sorry folks. Anyway, as anything goes over here, this was the link I posted and it was supposed to be aimed (!) at Barry in response to my giant emoticons. So here ya go Barry, take that. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcQ0YnhfKqYBloody hell! Is that it! Ive been building up all day to seeing that! Pah However as you managed to get a post pulled on Facts and you have only been there 5 minutes you get an Award. You also get a 65% warning for being insolent! I've been in Solent. I was pissed and swam in my uniform with a friend (not in my uniform) across the Barbican from the Three Crowns Pub to the Ship (think). Sadly we were denied entry into the ship as a Navy Patrol put us in a van and took us to our ship. I got more than a 65% warning I can tell you.
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Post by tugboat on Nov 23, 2013 9:30:49 GMT
Well, I expect the swim washed some of the spilled ale out of the uniform. I do hope you were careful to keep your cap above water, it would have been disrespectful to have got that wet.
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Post by tugboat on Nov 23, 2013 16:46:56 GMT
I'm honoured to accept the award kindly bestowed on me, but I do so on behalf of all daft gits everywhere.
I'd like to thank my mum for bringing me up right, and my 2 wives for turning me into a confirmed bachelor.
I'd especially like to thank my new friends on MHF and here on MHF too for welcoming me into their gang, and hope that my recent fart link hasn't alienated too many of them.
Enjoy the rest of your evening.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Nov 23, 2013 18:01:17 GMT
I'm honoured to accept the award kindly bestowed on me, but I do so on behalf of all daft gits everywhere. I'd like to thank my mum for bringing me up right, and my 2 wives for turning me into a confirmed bachelor. I'd especially like to thank my new friends on MHF and here on MHF too for welcoming me into their gang, and hope that my recent fart link hasn't alienated too many of them. Enjoy the rest of your evening. Dont worry. We are still trying to track down the Bell End who reported your link. 747 has some concrete wellies and a trip to the Tyne bridge for him / her lined up.
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