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Post by Miculo on Jan 29, 2016 8:37:39 GMT
Yes, you wouldn't want to lose a perfectly good turd to frost fracture and no mistake.
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Post by prof20 on Jan 29, 2016 11:37:41 GMT
Yes, you wouldn't want to lose a perfectly good turd to frost fracture and no mistake. Is that the same as 'crapcrack', or 'sh*tsplit'?
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Post by Miculo on Jan 29, 2016 15:14:52 GMT
Uhhhh? Dunno Rog. Mebbees. Mebbes not.
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Post by nicholsong on Jan 29, 2016 16:05:44 GMT
Alan
Do you think that FW will be pleased to know that he is related to the Trumpingon-Smythes?
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jan 29, 2016 16:30:21 GMT
Have you showed Thelma your new Avatar Alan?
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Post by Miculo on Jan 29, 2016 20:40:53 GMT
I don't believe I have Baz. Why do you ask?
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jan 29, 2016 22:07:54 GMT
I don't believe I have Baz. Why do you ask? Well I assumed that was her bending over as he refers to her as Thelma. Isnt your wife called Thelma or did I imagine it?
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Post by Miculo on Jan 30, 2016 8:04:13 GMT
You are correct Baz, but I wouldn't want to distract her with trivia like that, I keep her very busy you know. However, hold on she's just washing the car preparatory to polishing it, I'll go and interrupt her, find out whether she likes it and report back.
Just a minute ......................
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Feb 2, 2016 23:18:50 GMT
You are correct Baz, but I wouldn't want to distract her with trivia like that, I keep her very busy you know. However, hold on she's just washing the car preparatory to polishing it, I'll go and interrupt her, find out whether she likes it and report back. Just a minute ...................... We're waiting... Or have you been "injured" somehow?!!
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Post by Miculo on Feb 4, 2016 13:53:40 GMT
It's OK, she's let me back in to the van now.
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Feb 4, 2016 14:06:06 GMT
It's OK, she's let me back in to the van now. Phew! Close shave...
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Post by Miculo on Feb 4, 2016 16:10:58 GMT
I guess I must have looked pathetic sitting out there in the sun.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Feb 4, 2016 17:06:56 GMT
I must admit ive not been locked out of anything for a while now. It used to be a regular thing when I was younger. I think the last time I accidentally locked myself out I ended up pissed in the back garden lobbing stones off the drive at the bedroom window trying to wake up Mrs D. There was no waking her and I got bigger and bigger stones but still nothing. In the end I lobbed a rock as hard as I could but fell backwards, knocking the bird bath over and smashing it to feck, I landed on my arse in the rockery and the stone smashed through the double glazed windows. It did the trick though.
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Post by Joe66 on Feb 4, 2016 18:47:30 GMT
Tosser
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Post by Barry B'stard on Feb 4, 2016 18:50:04 GMT
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