Barry B'stard
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Type of Motorhome: A great big white one
About you: I like beer, guitar, causing trouble, avoiding work
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Post by Barry B'stard on Aug 19, 2014 7:53:47 GMT
I'm so glad you are impressed, Tuggles dear. No doubt you feel proud at being a member of this illustrious and unique band. I know that I certainly do. And to think our dear Barry charges us only £99.99 per annum for the privilege (I don't know how he does it for the price - must be a loss-leader for him), and I am truly grateful. No doubt you feel the same. I am glad you feel Fruitcakes is good value but unforseen admin charges (beer, fags, exhaust, new dinghy etc) may mean a slight increase shortly in subs. I may have to add another 9 to that figure. Dont worry. You wont have to do anything. The Direct Debit is automatic so just forget all about it really and carry on enjoying Fruitcakes. Right Im off to roast a Marmot.
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Post by tugboat on Aug 19, 2014 8:43:45 GMT
Right Im off to roast a Marmot.
Well that's a new one on me. I've never heard it called that before. Make sure you wash your hands afterwards, Barry.
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Post by nicholsong on Aug 19, 2014 10:14:33 GMT
Right Im off to roast a Marmot. Is that what happens to Marmots when they shit in your bed
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Post by tugboat on Aug 19, 2014 11:34:13 GMT
Better wash it's arse first then!
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Post by Miculo on Aug 19, 2014 16:33:30 GMT
How will he know which one to roast? Will he have to check to see if the shit fits back into it's arse?
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Post by Kaytutt on Aug 19, 2014 17:06:51 GMT
I'm so glad you are impressed, Tuggles dear. No doubt you feel proud at being a member of this illustrious and unique band. I know that I certainly do. And to think our dear Barry charges us only £99.99 per annum for the privilege (I don't know how he does it for the price - must be a loss-leader for him), and I am truly grateful. No doubt you feel the same. I am glad you feel Fruitcakes is good value but unforseen admin charges (beer, fags, exhaust, new dinghy etc) may mean a slight increase shortly in subs. I may have to add another 9 to that figure. Dont worry. You wont have to do anything. The Direct Debit is automatic so just forget all about it really and carry on enjoying Fruitcakes. Right Im off to roast a Marmot. You need to add my moderator salary and benefits to that list, it's been a nightmare, this lot should be in straight jackets! I look forward to the bank transfer before I depart for Francais in 10 days time. They'll probably blow up the internet when left to their own devices
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Post by Kaytutt on Aug 19, 2014 17:07:39 GMT
How will he know which one to roast? Will he have to check to see if the shit fits back into it's arse? What if it fits more than one?
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Post by stanner on Aug 19, 2014 17:09:36 GMT
It can also be the "flame failure device" the bit that the flame heats up to keep the gas flowing. If it thinks the flame has gone out it will cut the gas off. If (somehow) the connections to it (live and earth I think) have come off or are just making a poor contact, the gas will also cut off.
It is usually fitted down the bottom of the back of the fridge near the burner and connected to it by a thermocouple.
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Post by tugboat on Aug 19, 2014 19:20:23 GMT
How will he know which one to roast? Will he have to check to see if the shit fits back into it's arse? What if it fits more than one? OMG, this could be the subject of a new Christmas panto!
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Post by 747 on Aug 19, 2014 19:31:57 GMT
What if it fits more than one? OMG, this could be the subject of a new Christmas panto! Good thinking Tuggles.
Kay leaves the Ball in a rush before midnight and in her haste, leaves behind a glass turd. The Prince (Admin) scours the Kingdom looking for a bum that the glass turd will fit. Kays ugly sisters (roles for knackers and stanner) fail miserably but Kay is a perfect fit.
You could be Buttons Tuggles and Alhod could be the evil Fairy (yes I know it's typecasting).
I will be the Director as I have Jodhpurs and a megaphone.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2014 19:33:37 GMT
You mean we're going to have a 'Fruitcakes Xmas Panto'?
I'll start writing the script now. Rehearsals will start at Barry's place on 1st November, provided he brings back enough cheese and beer from his furrin travels to keep us going.
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Post by Kaytutt on Aug 19, 2014 19:37:12 GMT
OMG, this could be the subject of a new Christmas panto! Good thinking Tuggles.
Kay leaves the Ball in a rush before midnight and in her haste, leaves behind a glass turd. The Prince (Admin) scours the Kingdom looking for a bum that the glass turd will fit. Kays ugly sisters (roles for knackers and stanner) fail miserably but Kay is a perfect fit.
You could be Buttons Tuggles and Alhod could be the evil Fairy (yes I know it's typecasting).
I will be the Director as I have Jodhpurs and a megaphone.
I'm sorry but being a practical person wouldn't a glass turd smash when it hit... Oh god I don't think I can say anymore, I'm having horrible male fruitcake type thoughts... HELP!!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2014 19:42:27 GMT
OMG, this could be the subject of a new Christmas panto! Good thinking Tuggles.
Kay leaves the Ball in a rush before midnight and in her haste, leaves behind a glass turd. The Prince (Admin) scours the Kingdom looking for a bum that the glass turd will fit. Kays ugly sisters (roles for knackers and stanner) fail miserably but Kay is a perfect fit.
You could be Buttons Tuggles and Alhod could be the evil Fairy (yes I know it's typecasting).
I will be the Director as I have Jodhpurs and a megaphone.
Seems that not only have you bagged the role of Director, but that of Playwright too. Well here's some bad news, Jim Lad (see what I did there?) - there's a 99% probability that productions where the writer and director are one and the same will be 100% crap (no pun intended). Writers write, directors direct, but the most talented of those roles gets paid the least money.
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Post by tugboat on Aug 19, 2014 19:54:30 GMT
OMG, this could be the subject of a new Christmas panto! Good thinking Tuggles.
Kay leaves the Ball in a rush before midnight and in her haste, leaves behind a glass turd. The Prince (Admin) scours the Kingdom looking for a bum that the glass turd will fit. Kays ugly sisters (roles for knackers and stanner) fail miserably but Kay is a perfect fit.
You could be Buttons Tuggles and Alhod could be the evil Fairy (yes I know it's typecasting).
I will be the Director as I have Jodhpurs and a megaphone.
Bugger me (metaphorically, not literally......please) this could be great. I love those movies that take the piss like Airplane, we could rip the shite out of Cinderella. On a shiping forum that I occasionally frequent, there is a long standing thread where the members are crew/officers on an imaginary ship. There is much drinking and possibly shagging of the stewards, the food never runs out and the ship never seems to arrive anywhere. We could start a panto thread which could culminate in Kay having a piece of glass shoved up her butt on Christmas Day to an accompanied fanfare and cheering from the peasants. Bloody hell, guys, it could be the thread that would never be surpassed. We would each take it in turns to add a line. I bet the visitor numbers would go through the roof! What do you reckon? Who's up for it?
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Post by Kaytutt on Aug 19, 2014 20:00:08 GMT
Now you are going too far! My mission for this week is to find you on your shipping forum
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