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Post by tugboat on Feb 11, 2017 19:43:42 GMT
We're all twats on here, and proud of it. It's like 'care in the community' for old twats.
If you feel like sticking around a while, you do so. You don't want to be like the rest of those chancers coming over here just because they couldn't get their daily dose of Fucts.
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Post by tugboat on Feb 11, 2017 19:46:46 GMT
He's having his eyeballs mended. hopefully anyway...... They fortunately knock me out totally first 'cos they say it would be impossible to stay still that long otherwise and they cannot use a local 'cos it won't last long enough.... then somehow they get to the inside back of my eye and pull summut out, at least that's the theory, they hope in so doing they don't pull the wrong bit out as otherwise I lose the sight, totally..... Having done that, it may well take a year to get over the problem, which is partially VERY blurred vision and also every straight line, vertical and horizontal appears to be pregnant at some point....... most odd seeing a male cyclist (blurred) coming towards me, with him being pregnant, out of his back..... Oooh ekk, that's not right...... So hopefully they will sort it on Thursday afternoon and then I start to recover.......... I hope...... but of course, it's all in foreign...... and while I can cope with " La plume de ma tante est sur la table", or " Une biere s'il vous plait pout moi et un verre du vin rouge pour lui" I struggle with the technical words they keep coming out with like "Your stuffed" or "Tuff luk" in foreign.... There now, you really did want to know that didn't you (not) PS Can I have an award for being the most gruesome and toe curling post all day......? Anything to brighten a thoroughly unpleasant month up (please, pretty please, with a cherry on top) It doesn't sound like a bundle of fun, Dave. I wish you all the very best for a successful outcome. I'd rather be struck deaf and dumb than lose my sight, so I feel for you that you've been having some difficult stuff to deal with. I hope afterwards you'll have some way of letting us know you're OK.
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Post by Milly on Feb 11, 2017 19:58:39 GMT
Second thoughts, Drew wouldn't pee on an Apple.
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Post by penquin on Feb 11, 2017 20:35:41 GMT
hopefully anyway...... They fortunately knock me out totally first 'cos they say it would be impossible to stay still that long otherwise and they cannot use a local 'cos it won't last long enough.... then somehow they get to the inside back of my eye and pull summut out, at least that's the theory, they hope in so doing they don't pull the wrong bit out as otherwise I lose the sight, totally..... Having done that, it may well take a year to get over the problem, which is partially VERY blurred vision and also every straight line, vertical and horizontal appears to be pregnant at some point....... most odd seeing a male cyclist (blurred) coming towards me, with him being pregnant, out of his back..... Oooh ekk, that's not right...... So hopefully they will sort it on Thursday afternoon and then I start to recover.......... I hope...... but of course, it's all in foreign...... and while I can cope with " La plume de ma tante est sur la table", or " Une biere s'il vous plait pout moi et un verre du vin rouge pour lui" I struggle with the technical words they keep coming out with like "Your stuffed" or "Tuff luk" in foreign.... There now, you really did want to know that didn't you (not) PS Can I have an award for being the most gruesome and toe curling post all day......? Anything to brighten a thoroughly unpleasant month up (please, pretty please, with a cherry on top) It doesn't sound like a bundle of fun, Dave. I wish you all the very best for a successful outcome. I'd rather be struck deaf and dumb than lose my sight, so I feel for you that you've been having some difficult stuff to deal with. I hope afterwards you'll have some way of letting us know you're OK. I just use a bigger font size at the present (everything on the computer is at 400% so I can see it......) and I enlarge every post to allow me to read it......
That's why it is so slow to do posts and sadly, I always seem to end up with large ones.... (dirty minds again.....)
Thanks for the best wishes, I will endeavour to respond probably next weekend.......
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Post by Barry B'stard on Feb 11, 2017 22:46:07 GMT
Best of luck with it Dave, I know you have suffered for a long time and its commendable the amount of effort you put into serious topics and the not so serious of course. Actually you do get a new Award as you should have automatically got a Fruitcakes Gold Cup many moons ago and I just noticed you never got it so there you go. It was worth turning up here just for that.
I must admit the natives have treated the newbies reasonably well. I did expect Crapton Bogwash the "Global Moderator" to go into meltdown at the site of all these new faces but it sounds like he is still alive and hasnt told anyone to Feck right off so every cloud an all that.
Cheers all
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Post by blu on Feb 11, 2017 22:55:41 GMT
Best of luck with it Dave, I know you have suffered for a long time and its commendable the amount of effort you put into serious topics and the not so serious of course. Actually you do get a new Award as you should have automatically got a Fruitcakes Gold Cup many moons ago and I just noticed you never got it so there you go. It was worth turning up here just for that. I must admit the natives have treated the newbies reasonably well. I did expect Crapton Bogwash the "Global Moderator" to go into meltdown at the site of all these new faces but it sounds like he is still alive and hasnt told anyone to Feck right off so every cloud an all that. Cheers all sludgy, is having a senior moment or a few lol, its that time of year the cold gets to them :
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Post by tugboat on Feb 12, 2017 6:44:42 GMT
Bog off, ya Scotch Scottish git. And your lads had better pound those French herberts at the Stade de France later today, or I'll set the gnome on ye. Or maybe your fishy boss has told them to throw the match in order to butter up the Europeans. Appeasement never works, history tells us that. Go rip 'em up and leave 'em cryin'. You know you want to.
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Post by gg on Feb 12, 2017 7:11:45 GMT
It doesn't sound like a bundle of fun, Dave. I wish you all the very best for a successful outcome. I'd rather be struck deaf and dumb than lose my sight, so I feel for you that you've been having some difficult stuff to deal with. I hope afterwards you'll have some way of letting us know you're OK. I just use a bigger font size at the present (everything on the computer is at 400% so I can see it......) and I enlarge every post to allow me to read it......
That's why it is so slow to do posts and sadly, I always seem to end up with large ones.... (dirty minds again.....)
Thanks for the best wishes, I will endeavour to respond probably next weekend.......
Oh wow! I can read this lot better.
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Post by Salomon on Feb 12, 2017 7:18:09 GMT
He's having his eyeballs mended. hopefully anyway...... They fortunately knock me out totally first 'cos they say it would be impossible to stay still that long otherwise and they cannot use a local 'cos it won't last long enough.... then somehow they get to the inside back of my eye and pull summut out, at least that's the theory, they hope in so doing they don't pull the wrong bit out as otherwise I lose the sight, totally..... Having done that, it may well take a year to get over the problem, which is partially VERY blurred vision and also every straight line, vertical and horizontal appears to be pregnant at some point....... most odd seeing a male cyclist (blurred) coming towards me, with him being pregnant, out of his back..... Oooh ekk, that's not right...... So hopefully they will sort it on Thursday afternoon and then I start to recover.......... I hope...... but of course, it's all in foreign...... and while I can cope with " La plume de ma tante est sur la table", or " Une biere s'il vous plait pout moi et un verre du vin rouge pour lui" I struggle with the technical words they keep coming out with like "Your stuffed" or "Tuff luk" in foreign.... There now, you really did want to know that didn't you (not) PS Can I have an award for being the most gruesome and toe curling post all day......? Anything to brighten a thoroughly unpleasant month up (please, pretty please, with a cherry on top) Good luck Dave where are you going for the ip ? villeneuve ? agen ? bordeaux ? just interested. Hope its Bordeaux though.
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Post by nicholsong on Feb 12, 2017 10:40:14 GMT
Dave
Even the description sounds horrible. I think I would rather not have known the details of what they are going to do - at least you will not be able to see what is happening. I wish you all the best for a successful outcome.
Geoff
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Post by penquin on Feb 12, 2017 10:49:52 GMT
Agen as the surgeon there is reckoned to be one of the best and to me that is important, I am lucky (!) in that I have a UK GP daughter and also access to advice from Moorfield's Eye Hospital so I feel I have the best of both worlds but the prospect does cause me some concerns as will be appreciated....
BUT yesterday's rugby was superb to watch (well mainly listen to) and today's should be good, I hope the Scots can continue and flatpack the French.....
You will all be please to realise that I have saved our illustrious leader much bandwidth by reducing the size that I post this after typing it, correcting it three times and then selecting all and reducing the font size. But those bluudy little red wavy lines are difficult to see as there are so many of them.....
Thank you for your support, I genuinely hope that I will feel more positive in a week's time
Thank you OH GREAT ONE for my newest award, when I get a chance to see it I am sure that I will be totally overwhelmed
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Post by Barry B'stard on Feb 12, 2017 12:57:21 GMT
Don't worry about the Bandwidth Dave. We don't pay for anything here. I just hacked fucts and used theirs. That's why it's so shit.
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Post by 747 on Feb 12, 2017 18:37:15 GMT
Good luck with the Op Dave.
I have some Macular Degenaration, nowt they can do about it but it has remained about the same for a long time.
On the plus side, it helps when Barry puts up one of his music videos, as I cannot see the fine detail of his ugly mug.
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Post by Kaytutt on Feb 12, 2017 21:48:41 GMT
Mrs FB reckons I've been banned because they have finally caught up with the fact that I do not wave at other motorhome twats owners.... how very dare you. Yer barred!
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Post by Barry B'stard on Feb 12, 2017 22:34:05 GMT
Good luck with the Op Dave.
I have some Macular Degenaration, nowt they can do about it but it has remained about the same for a long time.
On the plus side, it helps when Barry puts up one of his music videos, as I cannot see the fine detail of his ugly mug.
Tit! Just you wait. Coming up is a fecking master piece. Some people work for a life time to produce their masterpiece, Me being a Rock God genius have produced one in just one pissed up night. I admit everything else I have done is complete shite but this, THIS you will play over and over again. No YOU WILL!!! Only trouble is I am so pissed now I cocked up the editing twice and it will take four weeks to upload its that complex so just forget everything I just said. Carry on
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