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Post by cookie on Nov 8, 2014 9:50:16 GMT
I have Mrs Cookie, slightest smell of gas and I get a very hard left hook to the ribs John
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Post by Barry B'stard on Nov 8, 2014 10:27:49 GMT
I have Mrs Cookie, slightest smell of gas and I get a very hard left hook to the ribs John Blimey Cookie. Thats a blast from the past. Some names we havent heard from for a while there. Which reminds me. I have a birthday party to organise.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2014 10:49:47 GMT
Just lay on plenty of eats and drinks; we'll do the rest.
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Post by Miculo on Nov 8, 2014 10:57:48 GMT
If you want to post some beer to Spain I will join in.
Whose b'day is it anyway?
I suppose I will have to party tonight again. Mrs Eb has just informed me that today is her wedding anniversary. When she calms down I will see if I can fins out how many years she has been married.
Luckily I keep a few pressies hidden so that I can react to such news. I'll have to decide whether to give her my remote control helicopter or the nice bendy spanners. It won't matter which because she will open either, thank me half heartedly then leave them aside. Then I can have them back. Good tactic, eh?
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Post by GB584 on Nov 8, 2014 13:48:16 GMT
If you want to post some beer to Spain I will join in. Whose b'day is it anyway? I suppose I will have to party tonight again. Mrs Eb has just informed me that today is her wedding anniversary. When she calms down I will see if I can fins out how many years she has been married. Luckily I keep a few pressies hidden so that I can react to such news. I'll have to decide whether to give her my remote control helicopter or the nice bendy spanners. It won't matter which because she will open either, thank me half heartedly then leave them aside. Then I can have them back. Good tactic, eh? Wives can be so unpredictable and expect you to know everything. Mine will often decide to have a birthday or anniversary unannounced and then get all huffy because I was unprepared. She moans when I haven't planned anything 'special' for her and on the occasions I have actually had something planned she got all upset so I can't win. It's not everyday you get taken fishing and it was not my fault that she interpenetrated a 'special outing' as something she could wear high heels and her fancy dress to. She made a lot out of the fact that her shoes and clothes were ruined because of the mud on the riverbank (I ask you who would be foolish enough not to wear boots) and that the cold she was developing from wearing wet clothes was going to lay her up in bed for a week. It was unfortunate she fell in when she did as it allowed the fish I had caught to slip the hook and escape, she also nearly lost my keep net due to her clumsy antics. I think it was just sour grapes as she didn't catch anything during the ten hours we sat there. Suffice to say I won't be surprising her again. I think your idea of useful presents on standby is a winner and I will pop into town and buy her a guitar stand just in case she springs another special occassion on me.
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Post by Miculo on Nov 8, 2014 13:51:04 GMT
Maybe she wouldn't like some effects pedals too?
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Post by Joe66 on Nov 8, 2014 14:30:20 GMT
No. They are dog fart proof. 747 tested them with a van full of pugs and whippets and despite the stink they didnt go off. I did not know that 747 could smell that bad but I suppose the dogs are used to him by now
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Post by Barry B'stard on Nov 8, 2014 14:32:35 GMT
Maybe she wouldn't like some effects pedals too? Bollocks I was going to say that! Of course you could get her an acoustic guitar so you can play along together! Mrs D can remember all sorts of dates. She will come out with stuff like "4 years ago today we are in St Tropez, eating a kebab." It was a Tuesday" Eh WTF!!!!! That cant be normal can it? Anniversary's to be fair she will remember them but thankfully she isn't bothered about making a fuss over them. Same with Birthdays, Valentines etc. Christmas however is a pain in the arse. I hate it and she makes out we don't have to make a fuss or do anything but that's bollocks. It still ends up being a pain in the arse.
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Post by Joe66 on Nov 8, 2014 14:37:36 GMT
Talking of farts, I was out for a drink with my father in law, when we walked into the pub the place was heaving, dad said leave it to me then promptly let out a belter wind and noise. The bar went silent and everyone moved away from dad. He casually walk up to the bar and got served straight away. Hoe he kept a straight face I will never know.
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Post by GB584 on Nov 8, 2014 16:53:14 GMT
Maybe she wouldn't like some effects pedals too? Thats exactly what she needs...she will be so pleased!
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Post by Kaytutt on Nov 8, 2014 17:00:51 GMT
Maybe she wouldn't like some effects pedals too? Thats exactly what she needs...she will be so pleased! I'd buy her a gun too, I am sure she will find that handy
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2014 17:03:52 GMT
Talking of farts, I was out for a drink with my father in law, when we walked into the pub the place was heaving, dad said leave it to me then promptly let out a belter wind and noise. The bar went silent and everyone moved away from dad. He casually walk up to the bar and got served straight away. Hoe he kept a straight face I will never know. Practice!
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Post by Miculo on Nov 8, 2014 17:13:34 GMT
Terry wouldn't need to buy one. I'm sure he has some keep sakes stashed away.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2014 17:17:01 GMT
Mrs D can remember all sorts of dates. She will come out with stuff like "4 years ago today we are in St Tropez, eating a kebab." It was a Tuesday" Eh WTF!!!!! That cant be normal can it? Mine's the same. Drives me nuts 'cos I can't even remember wot I did this morning, never mind 45 years ago!
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Post by GB584 on Nov 8, 2014 17:41:24 GMT
Thats exactly what she needs...she will be so pleased! I'd buy her a gun too, I am sure she will find that handy If she is as accurate with a gun as she is with a frying pan then I will be in deep poo! Attachment Deleted
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