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Post by valphil on Feb 28, 2014 21:33:48 GMT
It should have a HYMER badge on the front
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Post by 747 on Feb 28, 2014 21:41:07 GMT
A waterwheel to utilise Hydro-electric power.
A Butler.
Nodding dog in rear window.
Fluffy dice hanging from the rear view mirror.
A Goblin Teasmade.
Cuddly toy.
Fondu set.
Well that's the essentials sorted, what about those personal little touches?
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Post by valphil on Feb 28, 2014 21:44:15 GMT
Well that's the essentials sorted, what about those personal little touches? Thats what I take Val for
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Post by Kaytutt on Feb 28, 2014 21:48:54 GMT
Sun visor with his and hers names
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Post by Kaytutt on Feb 28, 2014 21:52:01 GMT
A garage big enough for my small "runabout" motorhome
A bath
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Post by prof20 on Feb 28, 2014 22:16:31 GMT
1. A Pillock Stop - otherwise known as Barry's Roof-mounted .50 Gimpy. Everybody should have a Pillock Stop. There are always pillocks who need stopping. I much prefer the old Vickers though. 2. Barry's Fruitcakes Gas Detector - to detect the pillocks that need stopping. (If it works). 3. Gas Mask - may I suggest this to our glorious leader to add to his Gas Attack Products - to be donned in case of Gas Detector activation. See example below. (Have these two guys teamed up with the donkey who was making an ass of himself at Christmas, Boss? ) R :-XGER
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Post by Barry B'stard on Feb 28, 2014 22:36:15 GMT
That reminds me. I still need to put my EHU flap back together since the little shite ripped it off and chewed it.
I can see I am going to have my work cut out with this one.
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Post by Kaytutt on Feb 28, 2014 23:22:38 GMT
Roger chewed your flap?
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Post by 747 on Feb 28, 2014 23:29:31 GMT
Roger chewed your flap? They were 2 consenting adults in private.
Nothing illegal, so move along, nothing to see here.
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Post by 747 on Feb 28, 2014 23:30:19 GMT
Well that's the essentials sorted, what about those personal little touches? Thats what I take Val for Dirty boy!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2014 10:45:07 GMT
It should have a HYMER badge on the front And for those of us who didn't buy a Hymer, you can order those artistically designed 'Hymer Decals' from Barry and stick them on yourself. A snip at a mere £99.99p. Now my old Commer looks like a real posh motorhome and I get waved at all the time when I go out in it.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2014 10:51:44 GMT
A waterwheel to utilise Hydro-electric power.
A Butler.
Nodding dog in rear window.
Fluffy dice hanging from the rear view mirror.
A Goblin Teasmade.
Cuddly toy.
Fondu set.
Well that's the essentials sorted, what about those personal little touches? I admit to the Goblin Teasmade but sadly do not have that other essential - the Butler. He's needed to ensure that the Teasmade has been filled with water and tea-leaves (oh, all right, teabags, if you must) the night before. However, if you have a Butler to do that for you, you hardly need the Teasmade, unless the lazy barsteward doesn't know how to make a good cuppa (in which case, hire a kitchen maid to teach him)
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2014 10:52:43 GMT
Roger,
Great piccie, but which one is the donkey?
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Post by tugboat on Mar 1, 2014 16:31:50 GMT
A French maid in one of those outfits that you see on the porn movies. A nurse ditto.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2014 18:18:19 GMT
Be careful, Tuggles, or you'll turn into a dirty old man - if you live long enough (and I hope you do).
PS: Would you like to borrow my raincoat?
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