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Post by tugboat on Mar 2, 2014 9:37:58 GMT
Are there any single wimmin wildies we can go and 'protect'?
Or we could offer a protection racket service for all wildies. It would be silent and unseen but would keep them safe and at the bargain price of £499-99p per annum.
What say, guys?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2014 9:49:59 GMT
Are there any single wimmin wildies we can go and 'protect'? Or we could offer a protection racket service for all wildies. It would be silent and unseen but would keep them safe and at the bargain price of £499-99p per annum. What say, guys? Barry's already cornered that market, Tuggles. His technique is when he arrives on an aire is he pitches right next to others, gets out his guitar and starts screeching singing. After a few minutes, they all pay him to move away. How else do you think he can finance his lavish lifestyle?
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 2, 2014 9:54:05 GMT
Are there any single wimmin wildies we can go and 'protect'? Or we could offer a protection racket service for all wildies. It would be silent and unseen but would keep them safe and at the bargain price of £499-99p per annum. What say, guys? Our Kaytutt! Sadly though I dont think she is single. She is considering doing a bit of wilding though tuggers so you might be in there.
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Post by alhod on Mar 2, 2014 10:07:14 GMT
Well said Knackers! He sounds like one of those freeloading wildcamping lot! Do you know they even have their own forum at www.wildcamping.co.uk?I think we should pay them a visit and put them straight about all this cheapskate wilding milarky! Well said, Boss, but I'm a firm believer in the old adage: Bosses should LEAD. So, after you... I don't know what came over me - it was late last night and I must have been half asleep to leave a post here that was just too much like an MHF one. Please Master grant me forgiveness and absolution. As for the vans, we really think our children should make their own way in the world so have resolved to spend as much of the potential inheritance as possible. Unfortunately it is taking much more effort than ever anticipated - thinking now of moving on to the new Ideal MH which Barry is now designing - complete with internal and external things and a roof garden. Alan
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2014 10:15:53 GMT
I don't know what came over me - it was late last night and I must have been half asleep to leave a post here that was just too much like an MHF one. Please Master grant me forgiveness and absolution. Your contrition is duly noticed. I'm sure our Wonderful Leader and Spiritual Guide will forgive you (especially if you cross his palm with crinkly notes of large denomination). I agree with that sentiment but for the fact that you have overlooked one important requirement: once we have reached retirement age, it is the duty of our children to keep us in luxury.
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Post by joe on Mar 2, 2014 10:27:45 GMT
They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company.
After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely evening.
They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town.
Despite his age, they ended at his place for an after-dinner drink.
Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor,
Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.
As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.....
Claude was thinking: "If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been gentler."
Maude was thinking: "If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken off my tights."
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Post by tugboat on Mar 2, 2014 10:58:14 GMT
Hang on!
How did my being pissed off about after sales support degenerate into a smutty joke? Peesh!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2014 11:11:47 GMT
Sorry for my part in diverting your thread. But Peter's joke was funny, cruel but funny.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2014 11:15:48 GMT
Now Pudsey's doing it to MY THREAD too. Poetic justice, or what.
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Post by joe on Mar 2, 2014 11:35:48 GMT
Hang on! How did my being pissed off about after sales support degenerate into a smutty joke? Peesh! Page two degenerated into looking for singles to gratify your sexual desires sweetie pie "Are there any single wimmin wildies we can go and 'protect'?
Or we could offer a protection racket service for all wildies. It would be silent and unseen but would keep them safe and at the bargain price of £499-99p per annum.
What say, guys? "
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2014 12:22:20 GMT
Hang on! How did my being pissed off about after sales support degenerate into a smutty joke? Peesh! Page two degenerated into looking for singles to gratify your sexual desires sweetie pie "Are there any single wimmin wildies we can go and 'protect'?
Or we could offer a protection racket service for all wildies. It would be silent and unseen but would keep them safe and at the bargain price of £499-99p per annum.
What say, guys? "
Haha, Tuggles, now the real culprit has been exposed - YOU! Now I've warned you before about exposing yourself in public.
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Post by tugboat on Mar 2, 2014 12:36:07 GMT
Drat and double drat! This Johnscross fellow is clearly someone who is paying attention, unlike you rabble at the back of the class! (I had to correct a typo, I left the 'c' off 'class', that might have been a freudian slip )
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Post by joe on Mar 2, 2014 12:55:11 GMT
Drat and double drat! This Johnscross fellow is clearly someone who is paying attention, unlike you rabble at the back of the class! (I had to correct a typo, I left the 'c' off 'class', that might have been a freudian slip ) Your dropping deeper into the acky poo with each keystroke, theres no 'lass' in your post or are you thinking of lash.................. "Are there any single wimmin wildies we can go and 'protect'?
Or we could offer a protection racket service for all wildies. It would be silent and unseen but would keep them safe and at the bargain price of £499-99p per annum.
What say, guys? "
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Post by tugboat on Mar 2, 2014 13:02:06 GMT
Drat and double drat! This Johnscross fellow is clearly someone who is paying attention, unlike you rabble at the back of the class! (I had to correct a typo, I left the 'c' off 'class', that might have been a freudian slip ) You clearly aren't of the high intellect I gave you credit for! Either that, or I'm destined for dunces' corner.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2014 13:11:23 GMT
Welcome to my corner, Tuggles. I hear Barry's going to join us soon.
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