Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Nov 25, 2018 12:45:34 GMT
Just sent this out!
Happy Birthday to Fruitcakes everywhere! Five years old this month!
Well thats about the mental age of most of the members. Who can believe that its five years since Motorhome Fruitcakes was born in a muddy field on Flamborough head, created in a single evening of drunken madness?
A lot has happened over those years. We have saved Donkeys, Invented machines that can fly, created a never ending free beer making machine (members only) and brought about world peace.
Most of the above is probably untrue, its mainly Prof posting videos of exploding cats and stuff and some iffy cobbled together music videos really but we are still going strong and would like to welcome members old and new back to the wonderful world of Fruitcakery. I say "Would like to" but chances are you will just get abuse (or maybe thats just me I dunno).
Anyway. Happy Birthday Fruits and if you have not been on for a while, WHY THE FECK NOT!
See you all soon!
Puke Admin! XXX
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Post by Milly on Nov 25, 2018 13:43:57 GMT
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Post by cookie on Nov 25, 2018 14:48:31 GMT
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scotzsue
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Post by scotzsue on Nov 25, 2018 14:50:49 GMT
oh goody thanks for the email Barry pc fell over, yoo much gin maybe. and lost so much. Happy birthday fruitcakes everywhere, think there is another happy something due soon too ;-) Just looked at my avatar needs a bit more grey and wrinkles.
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Nov 25, 2018 14:52:53 GMT
I don't know that "Happy Birthday" is an appropriate response to the massed tangle of mayhem that you have unleashed with "Fruitcakes". It's more a case of "Can there be no end to our misery, dear Lord?", "For the love of God" or "May God have mercy upon our souls...". Arse'oles... How very appropriate...
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Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Nov 25, 2018 14:54:22 GMT
Whaddaya mean Again? It would be easier to break into Fort Knox than to get money out of you feckers!!
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Post by GB584 on Nov 25, 2018 15:21:16 GMT
Five years??? I'm still waiting for my free gift!
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Joe66
Fruitcake full access member
Bad behaviour warning!
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Post by Joe66 on Nov 25, 2018 15:26:33 GMT
You should be paying us for listening to your drivel wonderful music video's
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Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Nov 25, 2018 15:59:48 GMT
You should be paying us for listening to your drivel wonderful music video's Im not that delusional that I believe anyone actually listens to the things.
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Post by GB584 on Nov 25, 2018 16:02:28 GMT
You should be paying us for listening to your drivel wonderful music video's Im not that delusional that I believe anyone actually listens to the things. That's not true, our local Environmental Health Officer has given me a certificate that proves I played it and I will play another once that injunction expires.
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Post by nicholsong on Nov 25, 2018 16:12:31 GMT
Im not that delusional that I believe anyone actually listens to the things. That's not true, our local Environmental Health Officer has given me a certificate that proves I played it and I will play another once that injunction expires. Terry
They obviously do not have an Evironmental Health officer in Teesdale - or a Mental Health Officer.
But I suppose we have to wish Fruitcakes and its 'Drunken Creator on a Saturday Night' Happy Birthday and another drunken night, even if it is a day late.
Geoff
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Post by raynipper on Nov 25, 2018 18:13:34 GMT
It seems like only this year I joined under duress. God elp me in 5 years.
Ray.
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Post by Dead Minger on Nov 25, 2018 18:16:18 GMT
Happy Fruitcake birthday Barry .........
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Joe66
Fruitcake full access member
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Post by Joe66 on Nov 25, 2018 19:07:45 GMT
Happy Fruitcake birthday Barry ......... Where have you been, thought you had joined the ranks of the leavers.
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Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Nov 25, 2018 21:02:37 GMT
Oh FFS! Dont get him started! Just need Alan, Gnome and Tugbloat now. Will they be back in time for Christmas?
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