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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2014 7:49:13 GMT
I only did wild camping once because every noise I heard I had to wake the missus up and send her outside to see it if was some mad axeman or policeman. i don't like the dickie darkies I don't. (That is not meant to be racist).
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2014 7:59:09 GMT
Not mine, unless, that is, you know how to spoof your MAC address (assuming you even know what THAT is). Oh, and you'll also need some sophisticated software - hint: BackTrack 5 . Happy hunting. BT Fon? Smartypants! But tell me true, do you really get as much access in the UK as their maps indicate you should? And 'Yes' I do have a good omni-directional external usb aerial.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2014 8:05:18 GMT
Dont worry Tuggers. Knackers is a bit protective about his wifi security but no matter. Im not clever when it comes to IT but I know lots of people who are so when you pull up outside his house and need to use his wifi just give me a call and Ill plug you in. Ill even give you access to his webcam (yep we can do that to REALLY) so you can watch him drooling over Sexybints avatar (or worse) But you promised that you'd never show THOSE piccies as long as I kept sending you the monthly cheque!
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Post by tugboat on Mar 9, 2014 9:27:59 GMT
Ayup Metblue, welcome to the fruity forum. Your forum name suggests you either were a London copper or you lie on pavements drinking purple fluids.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 9, 2014 10:12:06 GMT
Another Rozzer? good. The way this things going we need some good legal bods onside. Knackers was supposed to be our Fruitcakes Lawyer but Ironically he's one of the biggest trouble makers!
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Post by tugboat on Mar 9, 2014 10:42:25 GMT
Ooh, we've just been attacked by billym on the scum thread. Quick, go and wind him up.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 9, 2014 11:06:53 GMT
Ooh, we've just been attacked by billym on the scum thread. Quick, go and wind him up. On it!
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Post by Miculo on Mar 9, 2014 11:21:30 GMT
I think the M in BillyM stands for moron.
It's a pity he's not BillyFM I think.
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Post by twosugars on Mar 9, 2014 23:16:55 GMT
Me: 1. I am free-loading, lower-class scum. 2. It costs nothing (once you've acquired an old van and thrown a couple of airbeds in the back and a jerrycan of water). 3. I just love overnighting in industrial estates (especially busy ones). 4. You meet a better class of like-minded chancers than you do on camp-sites (not that I've ever visited one of those). 5. I don't mind being taken for a dogger, especially if I can join in (and I'm so looking forward to meeting 'maddave'). 6. It's risqué, especially when you don't have a gas-attack alarm and use motorway aires. 7. It annoys loads of other people, especially when you (a) park in front of their house, or (b) empty your chemical toilet on their flower-beds. 8. It ruins the view for so-called 'responsible' motor-homers when you park in a beauty spot. 9. It annoys members of the Caravan Club and the Editors of MMM. 10. I'm an anarchist. You? Ohh yeah, this newbie has just found his spiritual home!
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Post by valphil on Mar 9, 2014 23:22:23 GMT
Yo two buggers wot happened in 1970 ......oh and welcome to the madhouse
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Post by twosugars on Mar 9, 2014 23:27:25 GMT
Hi Valphil,
I arrived kicking and screaming at bromley baby farm. My dad reckons i was a grudge baby. He thinks someone had it in for him
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 9, 2014 23:43:54 GMT
Hi Valphil, I arrived kicking and screaming at bromley baby farm. My dad reckons i was a grudge baby. He thinks someone had it in for him # Cool post!
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