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Post by prof20 on Jun 25, 2019 9:44:56 GMT
Just a normal day in the shop....
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Post by prof20 on Jun 25, 2019 9:49:26 GMT
Saving a Tiger Snake from a can...
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Jun 25, 2019 10:01:54 GMT
Saving a Tiger Snake from a can... It lives to bite another day!
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jun 25, 2019 12:47:58 GMT
Fuck that for a game of soldiers!!
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Post by GB584 on Jun 25, 2019 13:18:09 GMT
I hate snakes but can appreciate people helping them out. Don't like the barstewards in India who remove the cobras fangs in order to handle them safely. Sneaky snakes will grow their fangs back very quickly and the handlers have to be very careful not to become complacent.
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Post by nicholsong on Jun 25, 2019 14:57:02 GMT
I hate snakes but can appreciate people helping them out. Don't like the barstewards in India who remove the cobras fangs in order to handle them safely. Sneaky snakes will grow their fangs back very quickly and the handlers have to be very careful not to become complacent. But can they reconstitute the poison sacs behind the fangs or is it just a nasty bite they can give?
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Post by BJ on Jun 25, 2019 15:27:14 GMT
Never been bitten by a snake but have been bitten by several lizards, the worst was the Tokay Gecko, vicious buggers, had to do the same as I used to do with the ferrets, bucket of water and nearly drown them before they let go. Come to think of it I have been bitten by lots of different creatures.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jun 25, 2019 15:50:07 GMT
Thats nothing compared to being attacked and stalked by a man eating Seal.
I once nearly trod on a fecking big black bastud! (Snake) in Africa. Thought it was a log until it started moving.
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Post by BJ on Jun 25, 2019 16:40:01 GMT
Thats nothing compared to being attacked and stalked by a man eating Seal.I once nearly trod on a fecking big black bastud! (Snake) in Africa. Thought it was a log until it started moving. Good job you are not a man or the seal could have eaten you, youngsters are not as tasty.
Did I tell you about the time a Macaw took a lump out of my finger at Flamingo Park Zoo which is up your way, it was taking the buttons of my coat and foolish me tried to stop it. Or the time at Southport zoo a monkey grabbed my head and tried to pull it through the bars, I realise I should not have gone through the barrier but I was only 12. Or the time a Bastard horse bit my shoulder on my paper round, didn't half hurt and as I had just been bitten on the arm by a German Shepard at my previous delivery I was a bit peed off. Oh and nearly forgot that I was chased by a very large and upset Orangutan in Indonesia, good job in my youth I could run like shit.
You youngsters have it so easy.
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Jun 25, 2019 17:40:51 GMT
Thats nothing compared to being attacked and stalked by a man eating Seal.I once nearly trod on a fecking big black bastud! (Snake) in Africa. Thought it was a log until it started moving. Good job you are not a man or the seal could have eaten you, youngsters are not as tasty.
Did I tell you about the time a Macaw took a lump out of my finger at Flamingo Park Zoo which is up your way, it was taking the buttons of my coat and foolish me tried to stop it. Or the time at Southport zoo a monkey grabbed my head and tried to pull it through the bars, I realise I should not have gone through the barrier but I was only 12. Or the time a Bastard horse bit my shoulder on my paper round, didn't half hurt and as I had just been bitten on the arm by a German Shepard at my previous delivery I was a bit peed off. Oh and nearly forgot that I was chased by a very large and upset Orangutan in Indonesia, good job in my youth I could run like shit.
You youngsters have it so easy.
Oh Gawd... Don't start him off on the giraffe and the seals, FFS!!
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Jun 25, 2019 17:42:20 GMT
Never been bitten by a snake but have been bitten by several lizards, the worst was the Tokay Gecko, vicious buggers, had to do the same as I used to do with the ferrets, bucket of water and nearly drown them before they let go. Come to think of it I have been bitten by lots of different creatures. IT'S - A - PUPPET!!
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jun 25, 2019 21:14:46 GMT
Good job you are not a man or the seal could have eaten you, youngsters are not as tasty. Did I tell you about the time a Macaw took a lump out of my finger at Flamingo Park Zoo which is up your way, it was taking the buttons of my coat and foolish me tried to stop it. Or the time at Southport zoo a monkey grabbed my head and tried to pull it through the bars, I realise I should not have gone through the barrier but I was only 12. Or the time a Bastard horse bit my shoulder on my paper round, didn't half hurt and as I had just been bitten on the arm by a German Shepard at my previous delivery I was a bit peed off. Oh and nearly forgot that I was chased by a very large and upset Orangutan in Indonesia, good job in my youth I could run like shit. You youngsters have it so easy.
Oh Gawd... Don't start him off on the giraffe and the seals, FFS!! Yeah!! Thats nothing until you have been beaten up by a fucking Giraffe!!! Bastud stupid long necked twats! People just dont realise what vicious nasty feckers Giraffes are. Gnomes are the same. Bastuds!
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Post by nicholsong on Jun 26, 2019 10:11:48 GMT
Oh Gawd... Don't start him off on the giraffe and the seals, FFS!! Yeah!! Thats nothing until you have been beaten up by a fucking Giraffe!!! Bastud stupid long necked twats! People just dont realise what vicious nasty feckers Giraffes are. Gnomes are the same. Bastuds!That's the long and the short of it.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jun 26, 2019 10:51:15 GMT
Look at this evil fecker!! Like that T Rex in Jurassic park!!! Bastuds!
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