Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jul 7, 2015 11:27:34 GMT
Yeah, how many do you want Knackers. I notice your order seems to have gone missing, I must have deleted it or somefink. Sorry but I gave all our money away to charity years ago and now we're just struggling pensioners on basic State Pension. Worry no more. Stickers are available in 12 monthly easy to pay installments. Just 50p per month* for the joy of being one of the selected few to own this rare top quality item. *plus one final payment of £99.99 plus vat. Your Motorhome may be at risk If you fail to keep up payments. Your statutory rights are not effected as you haven't any.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2015 13:25:19 GMT
Sorry but I gave all our money away to charity years ago and now we're just struggling pensioners on basic State Pension. Worry no more. Stickers are available in 12 monthly easy to pay installments. Just 50p per month* for the joy of being one of the selected few to own this rare top quality item. *plus one final payment of £99.99 plus vat. Your Motorhome may be at risk If you fail to keep up payments. Your statutory rights are not effected as you haven't any. Your generosity overwhelms me, I am overcome. Where do I sign up for this unmissable offer. Why, I bet even Shylock would have preferred these terms to his demands for a pound of flesh.
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Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jul 7, 2015 14:44:41 GMT
Just give me your credit card details and pin number and Ill set it all up for you. A new glossy shiny sticker could be yours tomorrow (or whenever the fecking postman decides to turn up with it, if at all)
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2015 16:51:11 GMT
Visa:49916838417735
PIN: 9876
Better not try to dip into the account though - the Serious Organised Crimes Agency are watching it and waiting to catch whoever tries to access it.
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Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jul 7, 2015 17:23:21 GMT
Visa:49916838417735 PIN: 9876 Better not try to dip into the account though - the Serious Organised Crimes Agency are watching it and waiting to catch whoever tries to access it. Are you a drug dealer?
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Post by Dead Minger on Jul 7, 2015 17:28:47 GMT
Visa:49916838417735 PIN: 9876 Better not try to dip into the account though - the Serious Organised Crimes Agency are watching it and waiting to catch whoever tries to access it. Are you a drug dealer? He's cornered the market ......... Preparation H and Anusol prices have shot through the roof ........... I'm waiting for the market to bottom out before I invest again ..........hopefully my supplies will last .......
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2015 17:29:32 GMT
Visa:49916838417735 PIN: 9876 Better not try to dip into the account though - the Serious Organised Crimes Agency are watching it and waiting to catch whoever tries to access it. Are you a drug dealer? And you though that Walt was killed at the end of Series 5.
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Post by valphil on Jul 8, 2015 21:33:44 GMT
And you though that Walt was killed at the end of Series 5. Disney mean anything ta me
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2015 22:03:41 GMT
And you though that Walt was killed at the end of Series 5. Disney mean anything ta me Watch the series 'Breaking Bad' and you'll understand. It's brilliant.
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Post by valphil on Jul 8, 2015 22:10:38 GMT
Oh , its about drugs , I thought it was about a geezer with wind so I gave it a miss
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Post by Miculo on Jul 8, 2015 22:23:04 GMT
The best telly for years I think Phil.
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Post by valphil on Jul 10, 2015 14:38:43 GMT
Sticker arrived this morning ... cheers boss , just got to decide where it will be most visable , and before anybody says it , it is not going on my forehead
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Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jul 10, 2015 15:07:56 GMT
Sticker arrived this morning ... cheers boss , just got to decide where it will be most visable , and before anybody says it , it is not going on my forehead Good stuff! Glad as a few went missing. Im thinking of having some massive ones made up about 2m x 2m to put on both sides of the van. Think I will have to get them in dirty van white though as they are a bit bright. £99.99! Anyone want one?
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Joe66
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Post by Joe66 on Jul 10, 2015 16:33:01 GMT
As you did not copyright I just enlarged mine so saved £99.99
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2015 18:16:49 GMT
As you did not copyright I just enlarged mine so saved £99.99 Gave you a 'Like' for that, Joe, as it made me smile but, as a point of interest for those who don't know (though I'm sure you do), the originator of a copywritable entity (which includes decals) does not need to do anything to obtain the protection of copyright. Mind you, the copyright of the drawing of the MH in the decals might well belong to someone else and not be in the public domain but that's another issue.
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