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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2014 16:43:37 GMT
Nah, he'll point it at anyone!
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Post by Miculo on Apr 20, 2014 16:49:23 GMT
Omni uni-directional then?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2014 16:57:07 GMT
Summat like that. He is an engineer, after all.
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Post by 747 on Apr 20, 2014 18:59:01 GMT
Omni uni-directional then? Hetero-directional actually. Nowt queer about me.
You may laugh but I am heading your way soon.
Gnomes have long memories and nasty tempers!
So piss off to France while you still have kneecaps.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2014 19:54:29 GMT
Whazzamatter Jimbo, nothin' on telly tonight so you've got to peek in here to see what we're saying about you? Still, you're too late; Barry's removed all the really rude things he said about you. I spoke up in your defence, of course, but was shouted down by the clamouring of others. If only they were as well-behaved as those genteel folk on motorhomemoaners. I'm tempted to join them - see you there perhaps. Oh, sorry, I forgot; they banned your arse!
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 20, 2014 19:58:58 GMT
Whazzamatter Jimbo, nothin' on telly tonight so you've got to peek in here to see what we're saying about you? Still, you're too late; Barry's removed all the really rude things he said about you. I spoke up in your defence, of course, but was shouted down by the clamouring of others. If only they were as well-behaved as those genteel folk on motorhomemoaners. I'm tempted to join them - see you there perhaps. Oh, sorry, I forgot; they banned your arse! You wont last five minutes on there you Tit! Why do you think I banned myself on there before someone else did? Look what happened when you joined OAL! Some of them are still on medication.
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Post by Miculo on Apr 20, 2014 20:13:34 GMT
Omni uni-directional then? Hetero-directional actually. Nowt queer about me.
You may laugh but I am heading your way soon.
Gnomes have long memories and nasty tempers!
So piss off to France while you still have kneecaps.
No, no I want to stay in Spain. I have found a brilliant Pub. Good food, great beer and all the passing crumpet I can admire.
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Post by 747 on Apr 20, 2014 21:48:22 GMT
Hetero-directional actually. Nowt queer about me.
You may laugh but I am heading your way soon.
Gnomes have long memories and nasty tempers!
So piss off to France while you still have kneecaps.
No, no I want to stay in Spain. I have found a brilliant Pub. Good food, great beer and all the passing crumpet I can admire. Wanker.
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Post by joe on Apr 20, 2014 22:12:05 GMT
Hetero-directional actually. Nowt queer about me.
You may laugh but I am heading your way soon.
Gnomes have long memories and nasty tempers!
So piss off to France while you still have kneecaps.
No, no I want to stay in Spain. I have found a brilliant Pub. Good food, great beer and all the passing crumpet I can admire. admire, no fornication then.............................
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Post by Miculo on Apr 21, 2014 6:56:41 GMT
Alas it's a distant memory, as far as I can remember. Anyway I have the handbrake with me, she of course had her full dose of wedding cake some 40 years ago, it functioned as intended and has made her allergic to sex, or at least to sex with me.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2014 7:07:38 GMT
Alas it's a distant memory, as far as I can remember. Anyway I have the handbrake with me, she of course had her full dose of wedding cake some 40 years ago, it functioned as intended and has made her allergic to sex, or at least to sex with me. Lucky you, I mean I'm shagged out, literally, by being woken up several times during the night by my nubile, young, Tai bride (bought from a catalogue) who expects to be rogered silly just like her father and brothers did to her as she was growing up. But if you think al broken night's sleep is bad, the days are even worse. Quite frankly, I can't get anything done for her constant sexual importuning and it's wearing me (and my dick) out. When I told her this, she said to me, "Don't wolly, I know doctor who do nice operation on pee-pee. Look at nice job he did on mine!" Maybe that explains why 'she' has to borrow my razor twice a day and shave the heavy growth off her face?
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Post by Miculo on Apr 21, 2014 7:18:36 GMT
I considered buying one when MHF had them on offer, but I decided that there just wasn't enough work in the van for two women?
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