Dead Monger
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Apr 8, 2024 14:46:44 GMT
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 8, 2024 14:46:44 GMT
Give up ... Youre a serial liar und you're looking a tit und I don't have to lie to make you a look a tit ... If Wetherspoons "look shit" then how come you went in one Darlo which obviously looked shit? ... Listen just stop because even I think your making a fool of yaself tying yaself in knots ... Truth is you go in Wetherspoons, you're a pisshead and pissheads like cheap beer Ferkin ell!! How many times? Its dark, cold and its raining. A pub door is open and I hate Christmas shopping. I dont stop and think "Fucking hell. I had better check this is not a Wetherspoons!!". Pissheads like expensive drinks also you know. They dont all drink tramp cider out of brown paper bags in the park while barking at Pigeons. Well maybe they do in Huddersfield. Last pub I went in it was £7.50 a feckin pint. Feck ... All those lights outside the pub and that street lamp shining on the word Wetherspoons must have broken ... Chuckle ... You said you don't go in Wetherspoons because they look shit ... You didn't say some Wetherspoons ... Now if your correct that Wetherspoons must have looked shit but you still went in so you've told another fecking Bongo... Youre pissed aren't ya? ... It's nearly four so you must be at least half way to being wrecked ... Open ya bed gloom window and let some fresh air in
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Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 8, 2024 15:03:54 GMT
Ferkin ell!! How many times? Its dark, cold and its raining. A pub door is open and I hate Christmas shopping. I dont stop and think "Fucking hell. I had better check this is not a Wetherspoons!!". Pissheads like expensive drinks also you know. They dont all drink tramp cider out of brown paper bags in the park while barking at Pigeons. Well maybe they do in Huddersfield. Last pub I went in it was £7.50 a feckin pint. Feck ... All those lights outside the pub and that street lamp shining on the word Wetherspoons must have broken ... Chuckle ... You said you don't go in Wetherspoons because they look shit ... You didn't say some Wetherspoons ... Now if your correct that Wetherspoons must have looked shit but you still went in so you've told another fecking Bongo... Youre pissed aren't ya? ... It's nearly four so you must be at least half way to being wrecked ... Open ya bed gloom window and let some fresh air in I think in the original story I stated that as soon as I went in I realised I had made a mistake. Lots of lairy men looking angry was the big giveaway. As you have been told two hundred and seventy four times the sign was beyond the entrance. Probably done on purpose as I was approaching from the more upmarket Grange road end of Darlo. Probably designed to lure in more well to do drinkers like me.
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Dead Monger
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Apr 8, 2024 15:08:56 GMT
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 8, 2024 15:08:56 GMT
Feck ... All those lights outside the pub and that street lamp shining on the word Wetherspoons must have broken ... Chuckle ... You said you don't go in Wetherspoons because they look shit ... You didn't say some Wetherspoons ... Now if your correct that Wetherspoons must have looked shit but you still went in so you've told another fecking Bongo... Youre pissed aren't ya? ... It's nearly four so you must be at least half way to being wrecked ... Open ya bed gloom window and let some fresh air in I think in the original story I stated that as soon as I went in I realised I had made a mistake. Lots of lairy men looking angry was the big giveaway. As you have been told two hundred and seventy four times the sign was beyond the entrance. Probably done on purpose as I was approaching from the more upmarket Grange road end of Darlo. Probably designed to lure in more well to do drinkers like me. They prolly didn't care for your body odour, who would? ... You can tell the tale as many times as you like it don't mean it's true babe ... You lied und you keep on lying ... "I fucking hate chip shop chips" ... Chuckle
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