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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 11, 2024 15:31:41 GMT
Well bugger me sideways!!
As regular viewers will know I don't like chips and have only ever been into a Wetherspoons once accidently but I have also never ever in my entire life been in what is called a Kentucky Fried Chicken. I believe its called KFC for short and to sound cool.
So after a day of biking and generally pissing about out and about this afternoon around 3pm I realised I had not eaten all day and as we were over in the military metropolis of Catterick Garrison I noticed they had one of these new fancy KFC outlets. As it was about the only place open I gave it a go. Expecting the worst and assuming it would be fried Rat like apparently they serve in Wetherspoons I have to say I was pleasantly surprised. I had a zinger burger. Fuck me! Really quite tasty and very spicy. Apparently only 450 calories also and as it had salad in it I felt very good about eating it.
What culinary surprises have you other members had today?
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Post by Joe66 on Apr 11, 2024 16:00:48 GMT
I was pleasantly surprised when I ate pussy last night
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 11, 2024 16:04:13 GMT
I was pleasantly surprised when I ate pussy last night Not as surprised as your neighbours Tom I bet.
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 11, 2024 16:09:53 GMT
Well bugger me sideways!! As regular viewers will know I don't like chips and have only ever been into a Wetherspoons once accidently but I have also never ever in my entire life been in what is called a Kentucky Fried Chicken. I believe its called KFC for short and to sound cool. So after a day of biking and generally pissing about out and about this afternoon around 3pm I realised I had not eaten all day and as we were over in the military metropolis of Catterick Garrison I noticed they had one of these new fancy KFC outlets. As it was about the only place open I gave it a go. Expecting the worst and assuming it would be fried Rat like apparently they serve in Wetherspoons I have to say I was pleasantly surprised. I had a zinger burger. Fuck me! Really quite tasty and very spicy. Apparently only 450 calories also and as it had salad in it I felt very good about eating it. What culinary surprises have you other members had today? Feck ... After your last claims about chips and drinking beer I kinda reckon no one will believe you've never had a KFC babe ... Was it "Paki" halal? ... Anyway to answer your question I had a big fry up for brekky, lunch was burger, chips and a donner, we are just ordering a massive "Paki" curry for tea and for supper I might have two mars bars ... All that I can eat and actually lose weight as i stay active ... Try it
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 11, 2024 16:13:34 GMT
Well bugger me sideways!! As regular viewers will know I don't like chips and have only ever been into a Wetherspoons once accidently but I have also never ever in my entire life been in what is called a Kentucky Fried Chicken. I believe its called KFC for short and to sound cool. So after a day of biking and generally pissing about out and about this afternoon around 3pm I realised I had not eaten all day and as we were over in the military metropolis of Catterick Garrison I noticed they had one of these new fancy KFC outlets. As it was about the only place open I gave it a go. Expecting the worst and assuming it would be fried Rat like apparently they serve in Wetherspoons I have to say I was pleasantly surprised. I had a zinger burger. Fuck me! Really quite tasty and very spicy. Apparently only 450 calories also and as it had salad in it I felt very good about eating it. What culinary surprises have you other members had today? Feck ... After your last claims about chips and drinking beer I kinda reckon no one will believe you've never had a KFC babe ... Was it "Paki" halal? ... Anyway to answer your question I had a big fry up for brekky, lunch was burger, chips and a donner, we are just ordering a massive "Paki" curry for tea and for supper I might have two mars bars ... All that I can eat and actually lose weight as i stay active ... Try it You would have to run a fucking Marathon to lose weight after scoffing that lot! Only you won't believe I have never had a KFC. The viewers know who tells the truth on this forum. I have always thought if you go out for food why would you have chicken? Not sure why. Probably because I eat so much chicken at home so no, I have never been in anywhere that sells just chicken. I think I might be a convert though.
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 11, 2024 16:17:22 GMT
Feck ... After your last claims about chips and drinking beer I kinda reckon no one will believe you've never had a KFC babe ... Was it "Paki" halal? ... Anyway to answer your question I had a big fry up for brekky, lunch was burger, chips and a donner, we are just ordering a massive "Paki" curry for tea and for supper I might have two mars bars ... All that I can eat and actually lose weight as i stay active ... Try it You would have to run a fucking Marathon to lose weight after scoffing that lot! Only you won't believe I have never had a KFC. The viewers know who tells the truth on this forum. I have always thought if you go out for food why would you have chicken? Not sure why. Probably because I eat so much chicken at home so no, I have never been in anywhere that sells just chicken. I think I might be a convert though. Well lay off eating humongous amounts of chicken nuggets, chicken dippers and battered chicken burgers at home ... No one believes a word you say anyway
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 11, 2024 16:32:07 GMT
You would have to run a fucking Marathon to lose weight after scoffing that lot! Only you won't believe I have never had a KFC. The viewers know who tells the truth on this forum. I have always thought if you go out for food why would you have chicken? Not sure why. Probably because I eat so much chicken at home so no, I have never been in anywhere that sells just chicken. I think I might be a convert though. Well lay off eating humongous amounts of chicken nuggets, chicken dippers and battered chicken burgers at home ... No one believes a word you say anyway I don't eat any of that at home. Ever. Everyone believes what I say. Its just you that pretends you don't.
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 11, 2024 18:09:01 GMT
Well lay off eating humongous amounts of chicken nuggets, chicken dippers and battered chicken burgers at home ... No one believes a word you say anyway I don't eat any of that at home. Ever. Everyone believes what I say. Its just you that pretends you don't. Yes everyones jumping to your defence ... Where Patsy when you need him ... Hows the diet going?
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 11, 2024 18:20:57 GMT
Anyone? ... Notice the KFC stuff? ... Look at the fella giving it large ... Its him ...
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 11, 2024 20:13:30 GMT
I don't eat any of that at home. Ever. Everyone believes what I say. Its just you that pretends you don't. Yes everyones jumping to your defence ... Where Patsy when you need him ... Hows the diet going? They don't need to jump to my defence. They just sit back and watch me bum you in the face every day and enjoy it.
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Post by bumfluff on Apr 11, 2024 22:29:53 GMT
Well I went for a blast on the bike, not exactly a blast but a shuffle because it's running in. Decided to ride to the jewel of the east coast but ended up in Cleethorpes instead. My good wifey had packed me a tuna, lettuce and mayo ciabatta which I scoffed along with a cup of cappuccino. Lovely it was too. Clocked up about 140-150 miles and was starving by the time I got back home. Ended up going down to the local chippy and got a big bag of chips. Take the bike in tomorrow for its 300 miles service although it's now done over 500.
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 12, 2024 5:07:34 GMT
Yes everyones jumping to your defence ... Where Patsy when you need him ... Hows the diet going? They don't need to jump to my defence. They just sit back and watch me bum you in the face every day and enjoy it. Someones obviously not been drinking again ... Hic ... Do the glass recycling lot do an extra couple of runs to your house?
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 12, 2024 7:05:52 GMT
Well I went for a blast on the bike, not exactly a blast but a shuffle because it's running in. Decided to ride to the jewel of the east coast but ended up in Cleethorpes instead. My good wifey had packed me a tuna, lettuce and mayo ciabatta which I scoffed along with a cup of cappuccino. Lovely it was too. Clocked up about 140-150 miles and was starving by the time I got back home. Ended up going down to the local chippy and got a big bag of chips. Take the bike in tomorrow for its 300 miles service although it's now done over 500. I was about to be impressed there you taking a Tuna sandwich on a bike ride! Usually any photos of bike rides posted online include the obligatory selection of big fuck off pies or Fish and Chips but then you went and blew it! Apparently riding a motorcycle is good for you. You can burn off 300 calories an hour or more and it can help with muscle tone etc. All that fresh air and adrenaline leads to Pie scoffing though.
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Post by fastpat on Apr 12, 2024 7:35:08 GMT
Feck ... After your last claims about chips and drinking beer I kinda reckon no one will believe you've never had a KFC babe ... Was it "Paki" halal? ... Anyway to answer your question I had a big fry up for brekky, lunch was burger, chips and a donner, we are just ordering a massive "Paki" curry for tea and for supper I might have two mars bars ... All that I can eat and actually lose weight as i stay active ... Try it You would have to run a fucking Marathon to lose weight after scoffing that lot! Only you won't believe I have never had a KFC. The viewers know who tells the truth on this forum. I have always thought if you go out for food why would you have chicken? Not sure why. Probably because I eat so much chicken at home so no, I have never been in anywhere that sells just chicken. I think I might be a convert though. Man (?) who needs electric bike "stays active".
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 12, 2024 7:42:39 GMT
You would have to run a fucking Marathon to lose weight after scoffing that lot! Only you won't believe I have never had a KFC. The viewers know who tells the truth on this forum. I have always thought if you go out for food why would you have chicken? Not sure why. Probably because I eat so much chicken at home so no, I have never been in anywhere that sells just chicken. I think I might be a convert though. Man (?) who needs electric bike "stays active". And its pink! Can often be seen parked outside Huddersfield Wetherspoons when he pops in for a deep fried Rat
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