Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 22, 2024 11:56:26 GMT
Just take your face bumming like a man!! Mr Baldwin himself has confirmed that none of his staff spoke to you which he confirmed in an email. Bummed drawn and quartered there and no, it was me that upped the fee to £25k not you. So confident I was that you were bullshitting as usual, it could have been £250k. I did show you unaltered bank statements which is when you started flapping and squirming with excuses. But but but Pm them but but eeeerrrm cant be trusted but but errrr "Chips"! etc. Either you are incredibly pissed or just plain fecking stoopid ... Listen I tried to help but I believe the viewers know you have no intention of buying a motorhome, I realised this and insisted on the trust money which you could easily arrange ... Im still waiting for the undoctored bank statement ... Youve lied about me talking to Mr Baldwin and its clear to the viewers you are lying now ... You own this forum FFS and your a racist und a liar which is something we cant say about Jim on Fun ... Because your a self inflicted disabled type I am willing to give it one last go but, its up to you? Its funny but in the ten years or so I have been looking for a replacement motorhomo nobody has ever asked for proof of funds or a £25k finders fee. There is of course plenty of evidence of me being serious about getting a new motorhomo. The forums and even this one can prove that. The viewers can see who is the liar and conman here. I knew that of course from the start but played along just so I could bum you in the face once more. Its too easy though. You can always tell when you have lost the argument because you start with the insults again and even now bringing in Jim from Motorhomo's fun!! Dick. (you not Jim).
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 22, 2024 18:10:48 GMT
Either you are incredibly pissed or just plain fecking stoopid ... Listen I tried to help but I believe the viewers know you have no intention of buying a motorhome, I realised this and insisted on the trust money which you could easily arrange ... Im still waiting for the undoctored bank statement ... Youve lied about me talking to Mr Baldwin and its clear to the viewers you are lying now ... You own this forum FFS and your a racist und a liar which is something we cant say about Jim on Fun ... Because your a self inflicted disabled type I am willing to give it one last go but, its up to you? Its funny but in the ten years or so I have been looking for a replacement motorhomo nobody has ever asked for proof of funds or a £25k finders fee. There is of course plenty of evidence of me being serious about getting a new motorhomo. The forums and even this one can prove that. The viewers can see who is the liar and conman here. I knew that of course from the start but played along just so I could bum you in the face once more. Its too easy though. You can always tell when you have lost the argument because you start with the insults again and even now bringing in Jim from Motorhomo's fun!! Dick. (you not Jim). Eh? ... According to you ya bell end you brought up the finders fee ... You aint half dragging this one out princess when all you have to do is what ive said ... Simple stuff even for a racist simpleton ... Youre better than this
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Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 22, 2024 21:07:15 GMT
Its funny but in the ten years or so I have been looking for a replacement motorhomo nobody has ever asked for proof of funds or a £25k finders fee. There is of course plenty of evidence of me being serious about getting a new motorhomo. The forums and even this one can prove that. The viewers can see who is the liar and conman here. I knew that of course from the start but played along just so I could bum you in the face once more. Its too easy though. You can always tell when you have lost the argument because you start with the insults again and even now bringing in Jim from Motorhomo's fun!! Dick. (you not Jim). Eh? ... According to you ya bell end you brought up the finders fee ... You aint half dragging this one out princess when all you have to do is what ive said ... Simple stuff even for a racist simpleton ... Youre better than this You can't find my motorhomo can you? Just admit it. The viewers are sending me messages concerned about your mental health. Well some are, others want your address so they can kill you but I ignore them. Just admit you were bummed again and this will all go away.
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 23, 2024 5:07:22 GMT
Eh? ... According to you ya bell end you brought up the finders fee ... You aint half dragging this one out princess when all you have to do is what ive said ... Simple stuff even for a racist simpleton ... Youre better than this You can't find my motorhomo can you? Just admit it. The viewers are sending me messages concerned about your mental health. Well some are, others want your address so they can kill you but I ignore them. Just admit you were bummed again and this will all go away. 6 pages ... 6 fecking pages of you having no intention of buying a motorhome just fibbing and fudging your way through and wasting my time ... We are away on the East Coast for a few days this weekend so Im giving you one last chance to pay my fee, provide bank proof und then contact Baldwins to arrange a viewing at Hull ... I am open to breaking off from a few days with the family to go view it with you as you dont do actual human contact these days and will need someone to wheel you around ... If i dont get a sensible reply by lunch then forget it and you'll have made yaself look an utter fat moron in front of millions of viewers, well 4 or 5
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Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 23, 2024 7:52:51 GMT
You can't find my motorhomo can you? Just admit it. The viewers are sending me messages concerned about your mental health. Well some are, others want your address so they can kill you but I ignore them. Just admit you were bummed again and this will all go away. 6 pages ... 6 fecking pages of you having no intention of buying a motorhome just fibbing and fudging your way through and wasting my time ... We are away on the East Coast for a few days this weekend so Im giving you one last chance to pay my fee, provide bank proof und then contact Baldwins to arrange a viewing at Hull ... I am open to breaking off from a few days with the family to go view it with you as you dont do actual human contact these days and will need someone to wheel you around ... If i dont get a sensible reply by lunch then forget it and you'll have made yaself look an utter fat moron in front of millions of viewers, well 4 or 5 Oh dear. I see you are back for yet more bumming in the face. I think you are beginning to like it too much which frankly is a bit unsavoury. As said many pages ago, you won't be getting a penny out of me until you deliver said motorhomo and the deal is done. That is kind of how a finders fee works. Stop waffling and coming up with excuses. I provided undeniable evidence of funds, exposed your lies about you contacting Baldwins and your Raaaacism yet still here you are back for more. Now, either put up or shut up. Once again with the insults I see showing you are on the ropes and looking very silly.
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 23, 2024 7:56:23 GMT
6 pages ... 6 fecking pages of you having no intention of buying a motorhome just fibbing and fudging your way through and wasting my time ... We are away on the East Coast for a few days this weekend so Im giving you one last chance to pay my fee, provide bank proof und then contact Baldwins to arrange a viewing at Hull ... I am open to breaking off from a few days with the family to go view it with you as you dont do actual human contact these days and will need someone to wheel you around ... If i dont get a sensible reply by lunch then forget it and you'll have made yaself look an utter fat moron in front of millions of viewers, well 4 or 5 Oh dear. I see you are back for yet more bumming in the face. I think you are beginning to like it too much which frankly is a bit unsavoury. As said many pages ago, you won't be getting a penny out of me until you deliver said motorhomo and the deal is done. That is kind of how a finders fee works. Stop waffling and coming up with excuses. I provided undeniable evidence of funds, exposed your lies about you contacting Baldwins and your Raaaacism yet still here you are back for more. Now, either put up or shut up. Once again with the insults I see showing you are on the ropes and looking very silly. Youre fat und a moron, wheres the insult? ... You wont be giving the finders fee to me dum-dum it will be put in a holding account neither of us can touch till the deal is done ... Just more bluff und bluster from the forum fibber ... Im retracting my offer of breaking away from a family break now also ... Youve embarrassed yaself big style und I suggest you never mention getting a motorhome again
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Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 23, 2024 7:59:00 GMT
Oh dear. I see you are back for yet more bumming in the face. I think you are beginning to like it too much which frankly is a bit unsavoury. As said many pages ago, you won't be getting a penny out of me until you deliver said motorhomo and the deal is done. That is kind of how a finders fee works. Stop waffling and coming up with excuses. I provided undeniable evidence of funds, exposed your lies about you contacting Baldwins and your Raaaacism yet still here you are back for more. Now, either put up or shut up. Once again with the insults I see showing you are on the ropes and looking very silly. Youre fat und a moron, wheres the insult? ... You wont be giving the finders fee to me dum-dum it will be put in a holding account neither of us can touch till the deal is done ... Just more bluff und bluster from the forum fibber ... Im retracting my offer of breaking away from a family break now also ... Youve embarrassed yaself big style und I suggest you never mention getting a motorhome again Of course you are.
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 23, 2024 8:00:35 GMT
Youre fat und a moron, wheres the insult? ... You wont be giving the finders fee to me dum-dum it will be put in a holding account neither of us can touch till the deal is done ... Just more bluff und bluster from the forum fibber ... Im retracting my offer of breaking away from a family break now also ... Youve embarrassed yaself big style und I suggest you never mention getting a motorhome again Of course you are. So Im not retracting my offer? ... Tell me what I am doing or not doing?
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 23, 2024 8:03:49 GMT
Of course you are. So Im not retracting my offer? ... Tell me what I am doing or not doing? You are making excuses for retracting your offer because you have been bummed in the face and are trying to squirm your way out of it after I provided you with the undeniable evidence of funds you asked for in front of millions of viewers. That is what these last five million posts have been about.
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 23, 2024 11:11:33 GMT
So Im not retracting my offer? ... Tell me what I am doing or not doing? You are making excuses for retracting your offer because you have been bummed in the face and are trying to squirm your way out of it after I provided you with the undeniable evidence of funds you asked for in front of millions of viewers. That is what these last five million posts have been about. I believe its more than obvious to the viewers you havent any intention of purchasing a motorhomo ... Theres more chance of you eating chip shop chips that you "fucking hate" ... I'll learn to not try to help someone from this experience ... Apologies to the viewers for Bongos silliness
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 23, 2024 11:38:02 GMT
You are making excuses for retracting your offer because you have been bummed in the face and are trying to squirm your way out of it after I provided you with the undeniable evidence of funds you asked for in front of millions of viewers. That is what these last five million posts have been about. I believe its more than obvious to the viewers you havent any intention of purchasing a motorhomo ... Theres more chance of you eating chip shop chips that you "fucking hate" ... I'll learn to not try to help someone from this experience ... Apologies to the viewers for Bongos silliness Tell you what. So there are no hard feelings ill send you a copy of my book FOC. You really need it I reckon.
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