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Post by GB584 on May 7, 2014 18:26:02 GMT
She might need a poke to get her started...use a broom (a hairy thing on a long pole normally attached to your wife) because she obviously tried to catch the volts in a cardboard container despite my warning!!!
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Post by prof20 on May 7, 2014 19:05:26 GMT
the other thing you could do is mount a wind turbine on the roof so as you're driving along think of all that free energy you'd be creating as the blades are churning away. save some of it in one of GB's volt boxes (patent pending) and the National Grid will be biting your hands for it. you might have to beef the suspension up a bit to take the weight of the turbine and beyond a few low bridges you should be fine Like this? R :-XGER
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Post by Miculo on May 7, 2014 20:43:08 GMT
Just come back from the pub, had to get my own dinner at there and she's still lying sleeping on the kitchen floor. Lazy cow. G'night.
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2014 4:45:10 GMT
One tip that may be useful is to change your vibrator from electric to gas or coal fired versions. That could save you a few megawatts.
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Post by christine600 on May 10, 2014 15:34:27 GMT
Great - I only need one Bosom Higgs. Excellent! But how many propellers can I fit on the roof then? The van is both longish and highish.
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Post by Miculo on May 11, 2014 7:46:17 GMT
I think that longish and highish deserves a new word to combine them into one. Would hiongish or talongish do?
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Post by Kaytutt on May 11, 2014 15:33:35 GMT
I think that longish and highish deserves a new word to combine them into one. Would hiongish or talongish do? Or you could just say it's big
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Post by Miculo on May 12, 2014 7:07:06 GMT
That would be less fundertaining though.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2014 10:09:04 GMT
I'm running out of battery power all the time. Just yesterday I left the TV and oyster on when I went to bed. And this morning it was run down! My van has a payload of 1500 kilos or 1,5 tonne. How many batteries can I fit? I'd save the weight, and fit a timer socket.
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Post by tugboat on Jun 23, 2014 12:51:59 GMT
I'm running out of battery power all the time. Just yesterday I left the TV and oyster on when I went to bed. And this morning it was run down!
It probably just needs a tonic. Have a word with your pharmacist.
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