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Post by 747 on Aug 11, 2014 18:38:08 GMT
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Post by GB584 on Aug 11, 2014 18:51:37 GMT
Same bloke has been on the Levi Roots help site. Apparently he can't find any reggae reggae sauce in his area...claims he has contacted UNICEF for an emergency aid drop on a field next to his motorhome!
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Joe66
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Post by Joe66 on Aug 11, 2014 19:17:19 GMT
See what the fucker has put <quote> I'm no mechanic but blessed with decent common sense. Quite able to use a multimeter if necessary. Where does he get his common sense from, a christmas cracker?
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Post by GB584 on Aug 11, 2014 20:08:42 GMT
Poor delusional old sod...I think he has been bouncing up and down a bit too much on that new scooter of his and has bruised his nadgers brains!
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Post by tugboat on Aug 11, 2014 21:36:57 GMT
Piss off, ya fuckwits! You lot obviously don't know the answer either. Useless twats. If ever I need to fix an exhaust or build a hardstanding, I shall never ever ever mention it on the internet in case you lot pipe up!
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Post by 747 on Aug 11, 2014 22:27:27 GMT
Put it on Fucts you plonker and you will get the answer within the hour.
I cannot help because I don't buy British shite motorhomes.
ps, the relay is probably under the bonnet. Trace the thick red wire from the alternator to the relay. It will be a little black square thing with about 3 other wires on it.
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Post by 747 on Aug 12, 2014 6:15:29 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2014 6:52:48 GMT
See what the fucker has put <quote> I'm no mechanic but blessed with decent common sense. Quite able to use a multimeter if necessary. Where does he get his common sense from, a christmas cracker? I think it was from a Chinese Fortune-cookie he got with a Chinese carry-out (No. 54 with a side order of 22). I also note that he posted a piccie of himself with a multi-meter in his hands - as if holding one proves that one can use it for anything other than hammering in nails.
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Post by tugboat on Aug 12, 2014 7:07:14 GMT
Oh no I didn't, I don't post porno pics of myself. Well, not until I get the porn 'tache grown again, anyway.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2014 7:11:17 GMT
I hear Barry's growing one of those for himself as we speak. Either that or his leccy razor's broken down (like so much else on his trip).
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Post by tugboat on Aug 12, 2014 7:12:33 GMT
Put it on Fucts you plonker and you will get the answer within the hour.
I cannot help because I don't buy British shite motorhomes.
ps, the relay is probably under the bonnet. Trace the thick red wire from the alternator to the relay. It will be a little black square thing with about 3 other wires on it. Ya condescending old git! At least my van isn't wearing a fucking pale blue tutu! So where is this alternator thing then? Is it in the bottom of the wardrobe somewhere? There's a big red wire thing connected to a battery somewhere. I'm sure I spotted it the other day. I'll have a poke around with my big screwdriver and see if I can bash things into shape.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2014 7:15:05 GMT
I should not be running about at my age to sort out youngsters problems.
Go on, you, you're nobbut a lad in Gnome terms! 67 is teenage years in Gnome-land, or so one of Santa's helpers told me last Christmas when I visited Santa's Grotto. Didn't like the pressie he gave me though!
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Post by fatwelshbuddha on Aug 12, 2014 10:16:05 GMT
I should not be running about at my age to sort out youngsters problems.
Go on, you, you're nobbut a lad in Gnome terms! 67 is teenage years in Gnome-land, or so one of Santa's helpers told me last Christmas when I visited Santa's Grotto. Didn't like the pressie he gave me though! did he give you one of his sackfuls??
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Post by tugboat on Aug 12, 2014 10:56:07 GMT
Or something made of wood?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2014 12:25:48 GMT
Or something made of wood? That's it, he gave me THIS! But you can have it for a Tenner, plus P&P.
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