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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2013 21:29:25 GMT
The only side effect I seem to have are a greater sex drive and a love of a single malt. Lucky you. Whilst everyone's physiology reacts slightly differently to statins in general and simvastatin in particular, it is well documents in the professional medical literature that they are a contributory factor in myopathy (muscle disease) and rhabdomyolosis (destruction of striated muscle cells). I'm not saying this to frighten anyone but, like all medication, statins do have adverse effects, and for many people they are severe, and simvastatin is known to be one of the worst, if not the worst (but it is the cheapest, so it is prescribed most often - and often completely unnecessarily too). If you do want to know more, I suggest that you visit the PubMed site and do some research there. PubMed, as I'm sure you know, is the definitive medical research site used by health-care professionals and researchers, and comprises more than 23 million citations for peer-reviewed biomedical literature from MEDLINE, life science journals, and online books. Now I'm going to shut up before Barry blames me for boring him to tears again.
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Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Dec 12, 2013 16:43:31 GMT
Furck Me!! What the hell is all this about? I go away for a bit doing work stuff and the Mad Doctor is filling our heads with all sorts of mumbo jumbo I don't understand. I am disappointed to learn that Pubmed isn't a Club 18-30 alternative upgrade for 40 somethings. What the frig is a Statin and why has DTP now got a permanent Boner and a Scotch habit eh?
Motormouth seems to be abusing his newly learned Strike through skills a bit too much an all! Which bell end taught him that as well! I might get pissed and start banning you all tonight for a laugh!
Right. lets see what else you have all been up to.
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Post by motormouth on Dec 12, 2013 19:28:20 GMT
Motormouth seems to be abusing his newly learned Strike through skills a bit too much an all! Which bell end taught him that as well! I might get pissed and start banning you all tonight for a laugh! Old seannickynackynoo taught me you piece of parrot dropping, piece of shit, turd, because, like you, he is a genuine nice guy who loves to give head, assistance wherever he can. OK, he can be a bit of a boring bastard, lad at times and does waffle ,go on a tad, but his dicks hearts in the right place so he's OK by me. Ban me if you want, I'll go on strike if you do k nobhead
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2013 19:46:52 GMT
Motormouth's post above brought tears of laughter to my eyes (unlike those of our glorious leader which just drive me to tears). No I'm bound to be banned - hooray, another site I'll not have to visit! EDIT: Only four more posts for my century - wonder if Barry will send me a telegram?
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Post by tugboat on Dec 12, 2013 20:40:31 GMT
More likely to send you a fart in an envelope. Second class, of course.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2013 21:00:41 GMT
Actually I'm quite used to getting begging letters from Barry. Poor old soul. I suppose someone's got to help keep him in the luxury to which he'd like to become accustomed. Unfortunately, none of my charities give money away to chancers.
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Post by sexybint on Dec 12, 2013 21:06:28 GMT
Actually I'm quite used to getting begging letters from Barry. Poor old soul. I suppose someone's got to help keep him in the luxury to which he'd like to become accustomed. Unfortunately, none of my charities give money away to chancers. Hey! Are you a real Doctor? You look a bit scary! Whats that in your hand? Im thinking of getting my Boobs made bigger (again) can you do it for me?
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Post by tugboat on Dec 12, 2013 21:14:49 GMT
I'll do it for ya, darlin', come over here so I can wayhay yours. I'm no doctor (more like a docker really) but I'm good wiv me 'ands!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2013 21:20:54 GMT
Of course I'm a real Doctor, unlike those medico's who are just called 'doctor' out of politeness, as I'm a PhD (Phocking Dimwit) from one of the most prestigious universities in the land (though I won't tell you which land, to spare that learned institution embarrassment). As for making your boobs bigger, that's easy; invite my mate Tuggles round and he'll sort you out in no time at all.
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Post by tugboat on Dec 12, 2013 22:52:22 GMT
Tell you what, Sexybint, I'll make something of yours bigger and you make something of mine bigger. Everyone's a winner.
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