Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Sept 9, 2016 21:48:38 GMT
Good job you didn't approach her with a tampon, Bazza, she'd prolly have kicked you in the goolies. No I was a thorough safe aider. Just to be on the safe side I loosened her blouse and pumped her chest whilst giving mouth to mouth. I am sure she was very grateful. You cant be too careful. It was all by the book.
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Post by GB584 on Sept 9, 2016 21:49:33 GMT
Good job you didn't approach her with a tampon, Bazza, she'd prolly have kicked you in the goolies. Probably some sort of protocol for what to say when approaching someone with a tampon, bustard instructors never told us what it was though, prolly thought it was funny to see us getting a knee in the nuts.
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Post by Kaytutt on Sept 9, 2016 22:09:47 GMT
Open wide maybe?
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Post by 747 on Sept 10, 2016 9:48:22 GMT
Excuse me, you dimwits. What if you have a Nut allergy. That feckin' treatment could kill you. You could always pump some Sikaflex into the wound I suppose, never heard of a Sikaflex allergy.
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Post by cookie on Sept 11, 2016 13:54:54 GMT
bet she wondered why a paper cut needed mouth to mouth resuscitation
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Post by prof20 on Sept 11, 2016 16:37:28 GMT
Excuse me, you dimwits. What if you have a Nut allergy. That feckin' treatment could kill you. You could always pump some Sikaflex into the wound I suppose, never heard of a Sikaflex allergy. Unprimed packaging peanuts.....
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Post by tugboat on Sept 11, 2016 19:04:43 GMT
I imagine a battlefield medic would be reluctant to carry a huge bag of those around. And imagine the mess if the bag burst. Doesn't bear thinking about.
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Post by fatwelshbuddha on Sept 14, 2016 10:16:18 GMT
looks like these guys are trying to reinvent the wheel - can't see any great advantage to this over Celox - www.celoxmedical.com/eur/military-security/. Celox were a client of ours in their early days - I still have a few packs lying around that they gave us gratis.
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