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Post by pigbag on Nov 10, 2013 9:42:09 GMT
I want to avoid being gassed in France. Where can I get one of those alarm thingies?
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Post by Barry B'stard on Nov 10, 2013 9:52:58 GMT
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Post by sexybint on Nov 10, 2013 10:06:34 GMT
They do work as well. I would get the masks though as added protection. I tend to sleep all naked, writhing around on the bed all on my own and the last thing I want is some Fat Froggy Burglar gassing me and having his wicked way without me knowing!
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Post by pigbag on Nov 10, 2013 10:09:52 GMT
Ooooh Ta Very much. Ill place an order straight away!
Sexybint. Is that you in your Avatar. Where are you parked?
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Post by atotalnutter on Nov 10, 2013 17:54:01 GMT
The least you could have done Barry was a Buy Now button, how in hell do I check out now?
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Post by Barry B'stard on Nov 10, 2013 18:08:54 GMT
The least you could have done Barry was a Buy Now button, how in hell do I check out now? Just send me a blank cheque and ill fill it in for you. Or you could just give me your credit card details and pin. Dont post them on here though, send a PM and your goods will be with you shortly.
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Post by atotalnutter on Nov 10, 2013 19:45:35 GMT
BD Nukes Credit Card details on their way
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Post by Barry B'stard on Nov 10, 2013 21:17:13 GMT
BD Nukes Credit Card details on their way Ah Good. I gather hes just come into a few quid.
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Post by penquin on Nov 13, 2013 21:39:19 GMT
If you take your vehicle to the new shop at the following address they will fit it for you at a very reasonable price;
MotorhomesRUs 442 Enrique Wegman Hansen, Punta Arenas, Chile
The only problem is that the battery life is fairly short and needs replacing at the factory about every 3-4 months, they are finding it better if they don't use the yellow IKEA batteries, but that is a useful address to visit next time you are out for a Sunday afternoon drive.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2013 20:18:17 GMT
I want to avoid being gassed in France. Where can I get one of those alarm thingies? Don't bother with one of those alarm thingies as there's only one truly reliable way of guaranteeing not to be gassed in France. Stay away from the place! However, if you are foolish enough to go to that benighted country, never ever buy 'Epoisses de Bourgogne', a soft cheese from the Cote D'Or, as it is (a) scientifically proven to be the world's smelliest and (b) banned from being taken on public transport by the Code Civil.
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Post by oldgit on Feb 16, 2014 8:14:44 GMT
One of our dogs with his flatulence would set off the alarm every half-hour!
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Post by Barry B'stard on Feb 16, 2014 8:31:59 GMT
No. They are dog fart proof. 747 tested them with a van full of pugs and whippets and despite the stink they didnt go off.
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Post by tugboat on Feb 16, 2014 12:08:12 GMT
Did you dwarf- and sailor-proof them before putting them on the market? I don't remember being asked to help in testing. I feel a flounce coming on!
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Post by Kaytutt on Feb 16, 2014 19:21:04 GMT
Did you dwarf- and sailor-proof them before putting them on the market? I don't remember being asked to help in testing. I feel a flounce coming on! Shall I phone for an ambulance?
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Post by 747 on Feb 16, 2014 20:18:53 GMT
No. They are dog fart proof. 747 tested them with a van full of pugs and whippets and despite the stink they didnt go off. They did when I farted.
In the 1960's, a couple of pints of Draught Bass used to produce wonderful gas. You were not popular with your workmates if you let one go in the cage. Up to 50 men trapped and to make it worse, the air going down the shaft travelled at about the same speed as the cage. If you farted at the top of the shaft, you held the smell all the way down. At 4 am on a Monday morning, nobody seemed to have a sense of humour.
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