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Post by Barry B'stard on Aug 9, 2018 12:17:58 GMT
They are filming Victoria here! I got a phone call from Michelle that they were filming on the beach so with the chance of seeing the lovely Jenna Coleman coming out of the sea or summut I hightailed it over there. They are filming at both the North Landing and south landing. Looks like Jenna is going to go into the sea via one of those Victorian beach wagon things. Thinking on my feet I suggested a change of script to the crew to liven it up a bit. I have offered to play the part of a Vicious but handsome Pirate that surges out of the sea just as Victoria is entering the water from her wagon where I then capture her and carry her off to the Jolly Roger for a serious Rogering. (nothing to do with the real Roger). I said I would do it for nowt and that there was no need to thank me. I said we could do it in the wagon if they cant be arsed to organise a proper Pirate ship. They said they would think about it.
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Post by raynipper on Aug 9, 2018 12:30:31 GMT
I bet they had to tidy all the plastic debris along the shore up first. I will be looking for it when it's shown. I take great delight in looking for TV ariels in period dramas.
Ray.
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Post by Keith on Aug 9, 2018 12:47:03 GMT
The only way you could 'surge' out of the sea is with a rocket up your arse - and probably finish up splattered on the seawall.....
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Post by Barry B'stard on Aug 9, 2018 13:08:58 GMT
Long John Silver only had one fecking leg so feck off! I could manage a proper "surge" for Jenna! Mwahahahaaaaa!
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Aug 9, 2018 13:52:34 GMT
I bet they had to tidy all the plastic debris along the shore up first. I will be looking for it when it's shown. I take great delight in looking for TV ariels in period dramas. Ray. . Know what you mean - I do the same. Vapour trails in the sky, cars in the distance...
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Post by Barry B'stard on Aug 9, 2018 14:05:15 GMT
Yeah well watch out for some mad fucker pulling a wheelie on a scooter on this one if I don't get to play a rogering Pirate!
Apparently they turned up yesterday so at least two days with what looks like an army of trucks, people and kit for just two and a half minutes of film at both locations! No wonder these things cost millions to put on. Anyway I'm off to see if I've got the part now.
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Post by prof20 on Aug 9, 2018 14:17:02 GMT
I love the Victorian bulldozer they are pulling it in and out of the sea with.
Just beyond the bathing wagon it drops sharply to about 8 or 10 feet at high tide, (which the image shows), so the delectable Jenna Coleman stands a good chance of being pitched into the briny ar*e over t*t.
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Post by GB584 on Aug 9, 2018 15:25:42 GMT
Baz get yourself some period clobber on and then just hang around the mobile canteen, they normally serve up some seriously good grub and you get to meet all the cast who will think you are going to be in the filming.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Aug 9, 2018 15:53:12 GMT
Bastud ITV Jobsworths! Poor Jenna and her lady and waiting have had a right old soaking and they wouldn't let me rescue them, feckers!! I hadn't considered the lady in waiting as well so that would have been a bonus. We managed to catch the actual filiming this afternoon which by all accounts is lucky as they spend hours faffing about apparently. The scene involves Victoria and her Lady in waiting getting into trouble in the sea or at least that's what it looked like and they stagger to the beach and flop on the sand where various staff, footmen and two blokes in top hats come to their aid. Couldn't quite make out of one of them was Albert or not. The poor girls had to do about five takes and having fallen in the fecker the other day they must be ferkin freezing now and it's a cold day. My Pirate rogering idea was much better than that shit! Wamkers!
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Post by Milly on Aug 9, 2018 16:10:03 GMT
What a lovely girl she is. I of course had never heard of her, but just looked her up and found this.
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Aug 9, 2018 17:08:49 GMT
What a lovely girl she is. I of course had never heard of her, but just looked her up and found this. . That was only part of the full interview. She went on to say that throughout filming at Flamborough, they were pestered by a twat who kept wanting to jump in the sea with her and shag her. He had dressed up in period costume, except he was dressed in loons, platform shoes and a Dave Clark Five shirt... The period he'd chosen was 1964-1974...
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Post by Barry B'stard on Aug 9, 2018 19:02:18 GMT
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Post by Paddy Fauntleroy on Aug 9, 2018 19:03:03 GMT
What a lovely girl she is. I of course had never heard of her, but just looked her up and found this. . That was only part of the full interview. She went on to say that throughout filming at Flamborough, they were pestered by a twat who kept wanting to jump in the sea with her and shag her. He had dressed up in period costume, except he was dressed in loons, platform shoes and a Dave Clark Five shirt... The period he'd chosen was 1964-1974... you missed the bit when she said the twat was wearing what looked like a fat suit under his costume and he hobbled about as though he had bad knees.
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Post by 747 on Aug 9, 2018 19:07:51 GMT
You would have flattened her Barry, she is barely 5 feet tall and weighs 4 ounces.
BTW, cracking post Boggers but you will need to pay out as I spluttered a cup of Tea all over my brand new Acer Notebook.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Aug 9, 2018 19:27:04 GMT
Twunts! I bet if she had known about the Pirate story she would have gone for it. I bet that bell end wannabe crew member never even told her. I should go back and use the "Do you know who I am" line, that never fails. Usually. Catherine zeta Jones filmed Dads army on the same beach. She would have gone for it. I probably have never told you me Catherine Zeta Jones story, I never talk about it.
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