Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jun 25, 2019 15:56:49 GMT
Can you still get proper Turnips? Everyone calls them Swede now dont they which to me is a bit Poncy and summat those Shandy Drinking suvverners have come up with. Bastuds!!
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Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jun 25, 2019 15:58:43 GMT
Right!! Im off to the "Studio" to try and Record "Etonian Crapsody". See you in about six weeks.
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Dead Monger
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Post by Dead Monger on Jun 25, 2019 16:28:59 GMT
Right!! Im off to the "Studio" to try and Record "Etonian Crapsody". See you in about six weeks. six years would be better
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Jun 25, 2019 17:32:15 GMT
Make it "never"... Actually, ssshhhh... but I've just spent a very pleasant time on YouTube's BazzaBingo site on my TELLY! Because I have a sound bar and it's a big fuck-off 50", it was a really good experience, I shit you not!!
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Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jun 25, 2019 17:55:49 GMT
Make it "never"... Actually, ssshhhh... but I've just spent a very pleasant time on YouTube's BazzaBingo site on my TELLY! Because I have a sound bar and it's a big fuck-off 50", it was a really good experience, I shit you not!! Told yer ya needed summat decent to listen on!!! Turn up to number 11. I Shouldnt worry about Etonian Crapsody. Ive spent the last hour and a half working it out and trying to sing it in a completely different key. Its so awful I fear it would actually break the internet if it was ever broadcast. I cant get past the "MASTERBATE" bit as I just keep pissing myself laughing. No wonder hardly anyone covers that fucker. Game over I reckon. When I am dead perhaps someone will dig up the lost recording and make a fortune. Not.
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Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jun 25, 2019 18:41:43 GMT
Ive had to stop. I was in danger of having a heart attack pissing myself laughing. Seriously, I am in pain!! Competition!! see how many seconds you can stand of it. Anyone that gets to the end and is still alive and able to post gets an award. picosong.com/wN5Un/
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Jun 25, 2019 18:59:43 GMT
Ive had to stop. I was in danger of having a heart attack pissing myself laughing. Seriously, I am in pain!! Competition!! see how many seconds you can stand of it. Anyone that gets to the end and is still alive and able to post gets an award. picosong.com/wN5Un/ Not exactly Freddie Mercury but v. funny. Can you depress the music a bit so we can hear all the words?
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Post by Joe66 on Jun 25, 2019 19:47:38 GMT
Make it "never"... Actually, ssshhhh... but I've just spent a very pleasant time on YouTube's BazzaBingo site on my TELLY! Because I have a sound bar and it's a big fuck-off 50", it was a really good experience, I shit you not!! At the risk of repeating myself you are one big crawl arse, bet you have been and licked his boots as well
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Jun 25, 2019 20:07:13 GMT
Of course... He is our esteemed leader and can do no wrong. Sorry, it's meditation and worship time... "Ummmmmmm... Baaaaaaaaaz. Ummmmmmm... Baaaaaaz...
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Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jun 25, 2019 20:54:03 GMT
Ive had to stop. I was in danger of having a heart attack pissing myself laughing. Seriously, I am in pain!! Competition!! see how many seconds you can stand of it. Anyone that gets to the end and is still alive and able to post gets an award. picosong.com/wN5Un/ Not exactly Freddie Mercury but v. funny. Can you depress the music a bit so we can hear all the words? Nah! feck off, Im not going near it again. Someone should really do it properly though and quick but I tell you what, Its not for the vocally challenged. I tried that in so many different keys and its just impossible to sing if you cant really sing. I could have arsed on with it for hours and put multiple voices on it and tried to make a decent job of it but it was always going to be a major fail. It needs someone really funny but talented to have a go a it but the way politics are so fluid it will be out of date by next Monday, Flipper the Dolphin will be running for PM by then.
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Post by Milly on Jun 26, 2019 5:04:22 GMT
Ive had to stop. I was in danger of having a heart attack pissing myself laughing. Seriously, I am in pain!! Competition!! see how many seconds you can stand of it. Anyone that gets to the end and is still alive and able to post gets an award. picosong.com/wN5Un/I want compensation. it don't work for me. I tested to see if something was wrong with my headphones, went to youtube and clicked on the first thing on the list and nearly had my eardrums busted by this git and his floosy. Bazza Bingo and Mrs Brown "Don't Fall" ------------------------------------ After umpteen several a few times trying coz I'm desperate *, I finally got it and so, so glad I did, never mind wot them others think Boss, at 7 am you made I larf. Why did the symbol at the end only play in my right ear? did listening to it all make me deaf in my left? * for an award.
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Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jun 26, 2019 7:06:12 GMT
Ive had to stop. I was in danger of having a heart attack pissing myself laughing. Seriously, I am in pain!! Competition!! see how many seconds you can stand of it. Anyone that gets to the end and is still alive and able to post gets an award. picosong.com/wN5Un/I want compensation. it don't work for me. I tested to see if something was wrong with my headphones, went to youtube and clicked on the first thing on the list and nearly had my eardrums busted by this git and his floosy. Bazza Bingo and Mrs Brown "Don't Fall" ------------------------------------ After umpteen several a few times trying coz I'm desperate *, I finally got it and so, so glad I did, never mind wot them others think Boss, at 7 am you made I larf. Why did the symbol at the end only play in my right ear? did listening to it all make me deaf in my left? * for an award.WTF? Links still working here but if "Dont fall" on youtube bust your ears then this one might make you go deaf. Exploding drums are a bit loud on that one to be fair. Cartoon is nice though.
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Post by Milly on Jun 26, 2019 7:24:46 GMT
I want compensation. it don't work for me. I tested to see if something was wrong with my headphones, went to youtube and clicked on the first thing on the list and nearly had my eardrums busted by this git and his floosy. Bazza Bingo and Mrs Brown "Don't Fall" ------------------------------------ After umpteen several a few times trying coz I'm desperate *, I finally got it and so, so glad I did, never mind wot them others think Boss, at 7 am you made I larf. Why did the symbol at the end only play in my right ear? did listening to it all make me deaf in my left? * for an award.WTF? Links still working here but if "Dont fall" on youtube bust your ears then this one might make you go deaf. Exploding drums are a bit loud on that one to be fair. Cartoon is nice though. Woddaya mean WTF? I told you I heard it in the end and it started my day off with a laugh, you deserve an award for that.
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Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jun 26, 2019 9:26:27 GMT
WTF? Links still working here but if "Dont fall" on youtube bust your ears then this one might make you go deaf. Exploding drums are a bit loud on that one to be fair. Cartoon is nice though. Woddaya mean WTF? I told you I heard it in the end and it started my day off with a laugh, you deserve an award for that. Oh yeah soz. Bit fuzzy this morning. you got to the end!! Well done. Will have to think of an award for that now.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jun 26, 2019 9:30:18 GMT
There you go!!!
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