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Post by Miculo on Mar 14, 2014 22:21:52 GMT
Now there is one huge yawn.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 15, 2014 8:41:03 GMT
Eh?
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Post by Miculo on Mar 15, 2014 8:50:10 GMT
Be.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 15, 2014 9:01:32 GMT
Cock
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Post by Miculo on Mar 15, 2014 9:10:22 GMT
Dickhead
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2014 16:16:20 GMT
Whilst on the subject of A-frames, can I use one to tow my Aston Martin from Lands End to John O' Groats or must I put the car on a proper trailer? Oh, and when towing abroad with my A-frame and stopped in Spain by those nasty Guardia Civil - what a silly name as they are anything but civil, the rude sods - can I tell them that it's allowed in the UK therefore under EU law they can't fine me. PS: I find this subject riveting. Don't you?
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Post by Miculo on Mar 15, 2014 16:25:50 GMT
1. Yes.
2. Tell them anything you like, just don't expect them to understand or care what you say. Offering them money is a better approach.
3. Not riveting, more the bit that happens before the riveting.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 15, 2014 16:30:01 GMT
Whilst on the subject of A-frames, can I use one to tow my Aston Martin from Lands End to John O' Groats or must I put the car on a proper trailer? Oh, and when towing abroad with my A-frame and stopped in Spain by those nasty Guardia Civil - what a silly name as they are anything but civil, the rude sods - can I tell them that it's allowed in the UK therefore under EU law they can't fine me. PS: I find this subject riveting. Don't you? Just make sure you purchase the roof mounted Gimpy (Machine Gun) as featured here. Fruitcakes Roof Mounted protectionWhen they pull you over to complain about your A Frame make sure someone is on the roof and point that at them. Thats should teach them to be more Civil Eh?
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Post by Miculo on Mar 15, 2014 16:36:14 GMT
The above is bad advice from someone who is obviously not familiar with the Guardia Civil. They are also armed to the teeth and are extremely dangerous, till quite recently they used roadside death squads to punish bad driving and pretty much anything else they didn't like. Bribery is the only way I tell you. For minor offences they may make do with beating your wife and children up.
The best greeting to use if the stop you is, "Hola cabrones, Franco malo".
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 15, 2014 16:38:04 GMT
The above is bad advice from someone who is obviously not familiar with the Guardia Civil. They are also armed to the teeth and are extremely dangerous, till quite recently they used roadside death squads to punish bad driving and pretty much anything else they didn't like. Bribery is the only way I tell you. For minor offences they may make do with beating your wife and children up. Hmm. That gun is pretty big though. Fruitcakes RPG perhaps?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2014 18:44:02 GMT
The above is bad advice from someone who is obviously not familiar with the Guardia Civil. They are also armed to the teeth and are extremely dangerous, till quite recently they used roadside death squads to punish bad driving and pretty much anything else they didn't like. Bribery is the only way I tell you. For minor offences they may make do with beating your wife and children up. The best greeting to use if the stop you is, "Hola cabrones, Franco malo". Guffaw! If they weren't going to beat you up before, saying that would probably guarantee that they did. Probably best to follow Barry's advice and shoot them with a roof-mounted Gimpy before they get their little pistols out. Either that, or simply throw handfuls of €500 notes at them whilst wearing a cheesy grin.
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Post by penquin on Mar 15, 2014 21:14:59 GMT
The above is bad advice from someone who is obviously not familiar with the Guardia Civil. They are also armed to the teeth and are extremely dangerous, till quite recently they used roadside death squads to punish bad driving and pretty much anything else they didn't like. Bribery is the only way I tell you. For minor offences they may make do with beating your wife and children up. Hmm. That gun is pretty big though. Fruitcakes RPG perhaps? You STILL have not collected the last shipment that came bearing Crimean stamps and with cyrillic writing all over the boxes....... They aren't 'arf heavy to move though - the poor post lady nearly did herself a mischief trying to carry them upstairs......... well I told her I didn't want them left out in the sun and then getting hot........ When did you say you were coming for them?
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 15, 2014 22:20:17 GMT
Hmm. That gun is pretty big though. Fruitcakes RPG perhaps? You STILL have not collected the last shipment that came bearing Crimean stamps and with cyrillic writing all over the boxes....... They aren't 'arf heavy to move though - the poor post lady nearly did herself a mischief trying to carry them upstairs......... well I told her I didn't want them left out in the sun and then getting hot........ When did you say you were coming for them? The Gnome will be round in the morning. In a chieftain tank (just to make it look all military like). I'm not scared of the Gendarmes or Gardia Civil gaylords anymore as my arms are now lethal weapons. Oh Yes. You may remember I started taking part in Boxercise activities about 2 months ago and now I have a right hand cross that I reckon would lay out an Elephant. So Bring it on Foreign Rozzers! Your going home in a Fruitcakes Ambulance Cha Cha Cha Chat Cha Cha Ta Ta Ta Ta Taaa!
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Post by Miculo on Mar 15, 2014 23:18:53 GMT
If they weren't going to beat you up before, saying that would probably guarantee that they did. Spoilsport. Here I was hoping that someone would actually say that, now you have ruined it. How about "Mi aerodeslizador esta lleno con anguilas?"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2014 20:06:13 GMT
How about "Mi aerodeslizador esta lleno con anguilas?" Hmmm, I expect that would get me into even more trouble so I won't say it unless I've got Bazza the Terminator with me to sort them foreign rozzers out with his wicked right hook and cheeky grin. On second thoughts, prolly throwing handfuls of €500 notes is still the best way to appease them. Mind you, with unemployment being so high in Spain, I suppose the Guardia are forced to find visitors to fleece. Not that it bothers me. I'm never going back there, even with Bazza for company. In fact, the only good thing I can think of regarding Spain is that their Lidls accept Barclaycard! Oh, and their drink is cheap. And, eh...eh... Something will come up.
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