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Post by tugboat on Mar 21, 2014 14:36:10 GMT
I have neighbours of similar age to we forumites on 'ere. I bet they'd be shocked at the subjects we 'discuss' (and I use that word loosely)(and I use that word 'loosely' loosely too) and the language that the wimmin on here use. I myself am frankly shocked too, and being a clean-living young lad at an impressionable stage of my life I sometimes wonder if I belong here. Right, that's enough of that crap, what are we talkin' about now?
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Post by Kaytutt on Mar 21, 2014 17:01:27 GMT
oi oi I dont swear, well, only occasionally and usually in shorthand like wtf
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2014 18:15:24 GMT
Are you drunk again, Mrs T? Wot's your swearing habits got to do with wot you put in your loo? Wrong thread, methinks.
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Post by prof20 on Mar 21, 2014 18:31:01 GMT
Roses? I'll have you know I've got a garden full of blueberries - good job Roger's not visiting - and I've spent the last week building fruit cages around them to stop sneaky little blighters from stealing them; the cages also keep the birds off. Bilberries not blueberries you daft sod - they taste different! I use Aldi Bio in my German quality motorhome beginning with Hym bio the way. I also use bog roll. I also like jam roll but it doesn't do such a good job - a bit messy! R 8DGER
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Post by Kaytutt on Mar 21, 2014 18:50:10 GMT
Are you drunk again, Mrs T? Wot's your swearing habits got to do with wot you put in your loo? Wrong thread, methinks. No you daft old bat I was replying to Princess Tuggles in the post above complaining about "wimmin" swearing I'm not drunk yet but the night is young
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2014 18:55:59 GMT
Roses? I'll have you know I've got a garden full of blueberries - good job Roger's not visiting - and I've spent the last week building fruit cages around them to stop sneaky little blighters from stealing them; the cages also keep the birds off. Bilberries not blueberries you daft sod - they taste different! I'm a Scot, and in Scotland, bilberries, blueberries and whortleberries are all alternative names for the same type of fruit. Never noticed any difference in the taste either, but then we don't have the refined taste of you folks South of the Border.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2014 18:58:50 GMT
Are you drunk again, Mrs T? Wot's your swearing habits got to do with wot you put in your loo? Wrong thread, methinks. No you daft old bat I was replying to Princess Tuggles in the post above complaining about "wimmin" swearing I'm not drunk yet but the night is young Oh, I never noticed his comment, but then I don't bother reading anything dear Tuggles writes as most of it is unintelligible gibberish anyway.
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Post by prof20 on Mar 21, 2014 19:45:10 GMT
Bilberries not blueberries you daft sod - they taste different! I'm a Scot, and in Scotland, bilberries, blueberries and whortleberries are all alternative names for the same type of fruit. Never noticed any difference in the taste either, but then we don't have the refined taste of you folks South of the Border. I am going to be a pendant.......... SEE HERE. Bilberries and blueberries are a completely different kettle of fish. Now tell me the Scots name for a kettle of fish. R :-XGER
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Post by tugboat on Mar 21, 2014 19:51:19 GMT
No you daft old bat I was replying to Princess Tuggles in the post above complaining about "wimmin" swearing I'm not drunk yet but the night is young Oh, I never noticed his comment, but then I don't bother reading anything dear Tuggles writes as most of it is unintelligible gibberish anyway. Oi, I'll furble giddly snipsnip but you sthorking jite grundlybit you. I've never been. So. Duck.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2014 20:12:01 GMT
I'm a Scot, and in Scotland, bilberries, blueberries and whortleberries are all alternative names for the same type of fruit. Never noticed any difference in the taste either, but then we don't have the refined taste of you folks South of the Border. I am going to be a pendant.......... SEE HERE. Bilberries and blueberries are a completely different kettle of fish. Now tell me the Scots name for a kettle of fish. R :-XGER Oh I don't care what some pendant says, they are all variants of the vaccinium genus of plants which produce small blue berries and to us they're all the same thing - oh, and they're also called bleaberries, whinberries etc., where I come from. Next you'll be telling me that when I'm hoovering with my Dyson, I'm not hoovering. (BTW, the nearest in Scots dialect for 'hoovering' is 'stoor-sooking', where 'stoor' means dust, and 'sooking' is self-explanatory).
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Post by tugboat on Mar 21, 2014 23:13:56 GMT
Knackers, I hate it when you come out with the technical shit, or Latin names or whatever. It just makes me feel thick. I mean, I know I am thick, I just don't like it when you keep reminding me. Smart alec plonker!
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Post by joe on Mar 21, 2014 23:37:10 GMT
(BTW, the nearest in Scots dialect for 'hoovering' is 'stoor-sooking', where 'stoor' means dust, and 'sooking' is self-explanatory). Sounds more like Gaelic for a blowjob under skirts whilst recipient is playing his bagpipe
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Post by 747 on Mar 21, 2014 23:50:21 GMT
Knackers, I hate it when you come out with the technical shit, or Latin names or whatever. It just makes me feel thick. I mean, I know I am thick, I just don't like it when you keep reminding me. Smart alec plonker! As me Granny used to say .... nobody likes a clever bugger.
Dumb down a bit Mr Knackers.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2014 7:24:11 GMT
Knackers, I hate it when you come out with the technical shit, or Latin names or whatever. It just makes me feel thick. I mean, I know I am thick, I just don't like it when you keep reminding me. Smart alec plonker! You're anything but thick, my dear Tuggles. Smelly, perhaps, randy, yes, rich, probably, but thick, definitely not.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2014 7:28:39 GMT
Knackers, I hate it when you come out with the technical shit, or Latin names or whatever. It just makes me feel thick. I mean, I know I am thick, I just don't like it when you keep reminding me. Smart alec plonker! As me Granny used to say .... nobody likes a clever bugger.
Dumb down a bit Mr Knackers.
All right, Gnomie, whatever you say. From now on I'll speak nothing but gibberish.
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