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Post by penquin on Mar 23, 2021 18:27:07 GMT
I have read elsewhere that Hank the Tank is in need of a few new pieces of sillytape and perhaps some Blutack.....
He has a long list of things that need doing, and that does not include the washing up from his last trip,
So, don't be surprised if asks for a whip around, but offers of such a thing may be declined as he really DOESN'T like pain.
i understand he intends to quadruple the subscription for Fruitcakes, but it's worth it isn't it ?
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 23, 2021 18:29:09 GMT
They spent all their money on several failed hit attempts so I doubt they will be forking out to have the van fixed. After all Ive done for them an all!
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Post by penquin on Mar 23, 2021 18:30:30 GMT
Oh well I tried....
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Mar 24, 2021 12:21:14 GMT
DON'T try... just don't!!
Unlike L'Oreal, he isn't worth it!!
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Post by cookie on Apr 2, 2021 6:59:22 GMT
DON'T try... just don't!!
Unlike L'Oreal, he isn't worth it!! Its finding someone to fix it. I have heard he's taken it to 3 garages and there are now 3 mechanics suffering severe illness after having passed out from the shock of seeing such a wreck. The last words they uttered were, where do I start?
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Post by 747 on Apr 2, 2021 7:36:22 GMT
DON'T try... just don't!!
Unlike L'Oreal, he isn't worth it!! Its finding someone to fix it. I have heard he's taken it to 3 garages and there are now 3 mechanics suffering severe illness after having passed out from the shock of seeing such a wreck. The last words they uttered were, where do I start? They have PTKD.
Post Traumatic Kontiki Disorder.
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Apr 2, 2021 8:20:43 GMT
Its finding someone to fix it. I have heard he's taken it to 3 garages and there are now 3 mechanics suffering severe illness after having passed out from the shock of seeing such a wreck. The last words they uttered were, where do I start? They have PTKD.
Post Traumatic Kontiki Disorder.
Plus... a touch of the 'DDs' - Dobson Disorder.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 2, 2021 8:22:51 GMT
Actually Twunts its getting fixed next week. I couldnt find anywhere here for that kind Mr Bumfluff to repair it so a garage in Newton Aycliffe has undertook the work. Sounds promising. Hank may well live again! Its still gonna cost a few quid so how is the whip round going?
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Apr 2, 2021 8:24:13 GMT
I have the whip. Just waiting for you to turn up...
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Post by 747 on Apr 2, 2021 11:22:52 GMT
I have the whip. Just waiting for you to turn up... He's certainly round Boggers!
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Post by raynipper on Apr 3, 2021 13:40:53 GMT
Did you say bound to turn up Jim>
Ray.
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Post by 747 on Apr 3, 2021 19:19:17 GMT
Did you say bound to turn up Jim> Ray. No Ray.
Round as in whip round.
Having someone bound before you whip them is nasty. Although to some it is a turn on, especially to the middle class of Darlo.
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Post by GB584 on Apr 4, 2021 13:43:00 GMT
Actually Twunts its getting fixed next week. I couldnt find anywhere here for that kind Mr Bumfluff to repair it so a garage in Newton Aycliffe has undertook the work. Sounds promising. Hank may well live again! Its still gonna cost a few quid so how is the whip round going?Ummm...put it this way don't stump up for any washers...just let us know the size of the nut they need to fit.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 4, 2021 14:03:14 GMT
Twunt!
The bikes knackered completely now as well so you need to add that to the whip round. Two bikes in fact as I need a fast one and a motorhome one. It's gonna add up. How about a tenner each for every rock god song I have provided for you over the last five years? Sounds reasonable!
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Post by raynipper on Apr 4, 2021 14:06:03 GMT
All this carnage on an open forum and no insurance company will ever touch you again.
Ray.
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