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Post by Joe66 on Jun 26, 2022 14:24:30 GMT
The last sentence is food for thought. The top of Hawa Mahal palace in Jaipur, India The ‘Palace of Winds’ was built for female residents of Jaipur’s City Palace, and the building's hundreds of small windows decorated with intricate latticework were designed with these women in mind. Traditionally, the women of Jaipur wore scarves over their faces when in public. And while the face coverings were uncomfortable in the summer heat, Hawa Mahal gave the women of City Palace a place to discreetly watch the activities on the streets of the city without being seen, so they could shed their veils and scarves. And they could do so in relative comfort. The vented, ornate windows and jharokha-style balconies allow for naturally cooled air to pass through the interiors, an exquisite example of passive cooling. The design keeps the interiors more comfortable than the sunbaked streets, all without using any mechanical air conditioning devices. Modern designers with energy-reduction concerns are reviving these centuries-old techniques.
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Jaipur
Jun 26, 2022 17:20:04 GMT
Post by Dead Monger on Jun 26, 2022 17:20:04 GMT
They must have had a Dyson air condition unit somewhere
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Jaipur
Jun 26, 2022 17:48:36 GMT
Post by Dead Minger on Jun 26, 2022 17:48:36 GMT
Farting on ice works the same ........
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Jaipur
Jun 26, 2022 17:57:50 GMT
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Post by cookie on Jun 26, 2022 17:57:50 GMT
Farting on ice works the same ........ I tried that in the pub , got kicked out
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Jun 26, 2022 18:28:56 GMT
Post by Dead Minger on Jun 26, 2022 18:28:56 GMT
Farting on ice works the same ........ I tried that in the pub , got kicked out I'm not surprised.......even ancient injuns did it in the privacy of their palace ..........
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Post by GB584 on Jun 26, 2022 18:41:30 GMT
It is a very elaborate building as is the red fort. There is a floating palace that looks spectacular during the rainy season and a little beaches in the summer. Best place to visit is the Monkey Temple which was off the tourist trail. You follow the trail all the way to the top temple that overlooks Jaipur. There you will be blessed by a monk (for that read pervert on dirty orange robes who ogles your wife’s tits). You will then be expected to give them the contents of your wallet for the blessing. I didn’t and was amazed that fuck off translates so well into different languages. The old twat wouldn’t let us leave without putting a garland of fresh flowers around our necks. We walked back down the mountain only to. E attacked by a tribe of monkeys that were attracted by the flowers. I could se the old bastard pissing himself laughing as MrsGB hurled her garland at the nasty little fury bastards. Mine had been snatched from my neck by the biggest ape you’ve ever seen. Basted monkeys, no wonder the monks throw sticks and stones at them whenever they get close.
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Jun 26, 2022 19:07:55 GMT
Post by Dead Monger on Jun 26, 2022 19:07:55 GMT
It is a very elaborate building as is the red fort. There is a floating palace that looks spectacular during the rainy season and a little beaches in the summer. Best place to visit is the Monkey Temple which was off the tourist trail. You follow the trail all the way to the top temple that overlooks Jaipur. There you will be blessed by a monk (for that read pervert on dirty orange robes who ogles your wife’s tits). You will then be expected to give them the contents of your wallet for the blessing. I didn’t and was amazed that fuck off translates so well into different languages. The old twat wouldn’t let us leave without putting a garland of fresh flowers around our necks. We walked back down the mountain only to. E attacked by a tribe of monkeys that were attracted by the flowers. I could se the old bastard pissing himself laughing as MrsGB hurled her garland at the nasty little fury bastards. Mine had been snatched from my neck by the biggest ape you’ve ever seen. Basted monkeys, no wonder the monks throw sticks and stones at them whenever they get close. We've been to Jaipur twice ... The first time was really good and great value for money and the folk there were great ... Took a while to get there from Huddersfield but was worth the trouble ... Second time was not so good and I ended up with the shits so I dont think we'll go again but each their own, Jaipur Tandoori in Sheffield
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Jaipur
Jun 28, 2022 15:09:00 GMT
Post by GB584 on Jun 28, 2022 15:09:00 GMT
There are not many visitors to India that haven’t touched cloth on the way home from what they had thought was a lovely meal. That slight rumble in the tum and the twitch in your bum is all the warning you get before the bowels of hell opens and doubles your laundry bill. All these A listers who pay a fortune to have a tube shoved up their arse and their colon rinsed in used coffee beans should just order a chicken jalfrezi from Rupesh’s roadside restaurant in Goa. By the morning you will be able to see how clean your colon is because it will laying on the floor next to the khaki you passed out next to during the night.
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Post by Dead Minger on Jun 28, 2022 15:32:45 GMT
There are not many visitors to India that haven’t touched cloth on the way home from what they had thought was a lovely meal. That slight rumble in the tum and the twitch in your bum is all the warning you get before the bowels of hell opens and doubles your laundry bill. All these A listers who pay a fortune to have a tube shoved up their arse and their colon rinsed in used coffee beans should just order a chicken jalfrezi from Rupesh’s roadside restaurant in Goa. By the morning you will be able to see how clean your colon is because it will laying on the floor next to the khaki you passed out next to during the night. It's funny that .......... I cook curries all the time, and no one including myself has ever had the shits .......... Last time I went to an Indian resturant was in Calpe, lovely tasty meal ........ Got across the road and the first twitch happened ......... I managed the 200 yds back to the campsite bogs just in time ..........
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Jaipur
Jun 28, 2022 17:46:51 GMT
Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Jun 28, 2022 17:46:51 GMT
It's a small matter of hygene and cleanliness - two words that don't exist on the Indian sub-continent. The better restaurants in the UK have been beaten into submission by the Health & Safety Inspectors... any UK Indian restaurant giving you the squitters won't stay open long.
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