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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2014 16:12:48 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2014 17:03:01 GMT
It's simple - he must be using knock-out gas for disabling motorhomers foolish enough to use aires on motorways, not proppa cooking/heating gas. Silly Billy!
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Post by GB584 on Aug 12, 2014 18:32:55 GMT
It sounded likes God way of telling them to stay at home.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2014 20:03:13 GMT
Actually 'Stay At Home' was the 11th Commandment but Moses scratched it out as if the Isrealites had stayed at home they wouldn't have needed Moses to play the big shot and lead them out of (or into) the wilderness.
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Post by GB584 on Aug 13, 2014 9:23:35 GMT
Actually ' Stay At Home' was the 11th Commandment but Moses scratched it out as if the Isrealites had stayed at home they wouldn't have needed Moses to play the big shot and lead them out of (or into) the wilderness. Perhaps he should have stipulated where home actually was as this could be used as proof of ownership/title and saved all the problems we have seen over the years and to date.
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Post by prof20 on Aug 13, 2014 10:29:28 GMT
Moses wasn't a 'Stay at Home' bloke. He spent half his time riding round Israel and Egypt on his motorbike.
'And the roar of Moses' Triumph was heard all over the land of Israel'.
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Post by Miculo on Aug 13, 2014 16:12:30 GMT
Moses had a very poor sense of direction. It's roughly 130 miles across the Sinai Desert from Suez to the Israeli border. We drove across it in leisurely fashion from Suez to Eliat in a morning. How could anyone wander there for 40 years. If I had been with him I would have said, "Fuck this Moses, I going to the seaside."
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Post by GB584 on Aug 14, 2014 8:07:51 GMT
Moses had a very poor sense of direction. It's roughly 130 miles across the Sinai Desert from Suez to the Israeli border. We drove across it in leisurely fashion from Suez to Eliat in a morning. How could anyone wander there for 40 years. If I had been with him I would have said, "Fuck this Moses, I going to the seaside." I bet he had one of these Chines pratnavs...he should have gone on Fucts and asked what everyone else was using. Mind you it would have taken 40 years to get a sensible answer!
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Post by Barry B'stard on Aug 14, 2014 10:32:34 GMT
Twat! Bob the Builder!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2014 11:58:48 GMT
You called my Liege Glad the zorst is sorted, I dread going out in ours.
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