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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2013 10:58:58 GMT
I used to take one of my grand daughters to school each day but on one occasion Nanny did the school run as I had Man Flu.
Nanny also collected her that afternoon and dropped her off at her parents house.
That night her parents asked her how her day was and she replied, "Same as usual".
"Surely something interesting must have happened", said her Mum.
"Well", she said, "The school journey was different with Nanny than Granddad".
"In what way," said her Dad.
"Gran and I didn't see one single tosser, blind bastard, dickhead, prick or wanker anywhere."
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Same grand daughter I managed to lose in Tesco's. But she had been told by her parents what to do when Granddad loses her and she went straight to the Security Guard standing at the main doors.
"Excuse me Mister", she said. "I've lost my granddad".
"Don't worry, " said the guard, "We'll find him for you. What's his name?".
"Granddad", she said.
The guard smiled and said, "No. I mean what's he like".
My grand daughter thought for a moment and then told the guard, "Mainly big tits and whiskey."
(A few extras to add to Xmas Crackers)
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Post by Barry B'stard on Dec 23, 2013 11:10:37 GMT
(rofl)Big tits and Whiskey!
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