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Post by Kaytutt on Oct 30, 2014 22:01:48 GMT
I've just bought a 2nd hand portable satellite dish for Mr T's entertainment while motorhoming, if it were up to me I wouldnt bother with a TV but if he's got the telly on I get left in peace I havent the foggiest about setting this thing up, there's no instructions but I'll find some on the internet and my Son will pop over on the weekend to help us sort it but one question... its a freesat box that came with it, can I use my spare sky TV box and take my sky card instead? This had better not end up as a thread about toilets or toilet habits!
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Post by Barry B'stard on Oct 30, 2014 22:04:07 GMT
Christ on a bike! I really need to poo! Can anyone recommend a toilet near Richmond? (Even though I dont live anywhere near there)
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Post by Miculo on Oct 30, 2014 22:08:07 GMT
I've just bought a 2nd hand portable satellite dish for Mr T's entertainment while motorhoming, if it were up to me I wouldnt bother with a TV but if he's got the telly on I get left in peace I havent the foggiest about setting this thing up, there's no instructions but I'll find some on the internet and my Son will pop over on the weekend to help us sort it but one question... its a freesat box that came with it, can I use my spare sky TV box and take my sky card instead? This had better not end up as a thread about toilets or toilet habits! Yes Kay, you can.
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Post by prof20 on Oct 30, 2014 22:12:01 GMT
The mechanical self-seeking ones are much more interesting to look at. They go round and round, and up and down, whereas the portable ones just sit there and do nowt.
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Post by Kaytutt on Oct 30, 2014 22:14:05 GMT
The mechanical self-seeking ones are much more interesting to look at. The go round and round, and up and down, whereas the portable ones just sit there and do nowt. A Bit like husbands then?
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Post by Miculo on Oct 30, 2014 22:15:42 GMT
Cobblers.
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Post by Joe66 on Oct 30, 2014 22:34:05 GMT
The mechanical self-seeking ones are much more interesting to look at. The go round and round, and up and down, whereas the portable ones just sit there and do nowt. A Bit like husbands then? Oooooooooooooo bitchy tonight
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Post by Kaytutt on Oct 30, 2014 22:38:26 GMT
A Bit like husbands then? Oooooooooooooo bitchy tonight wtf is that avatar!
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Post by Barry B'stard on Oct 30, 2014 23:01:20 GMT
Personally, I like my Dome. It means I can switch it on and it will tune in and nobody knows I am about to watch telly (which we all know is a fucking crime in a motorhome if you read FUCTS as you should be doing something healthy and motorhomeish like sitting outsite staring at each other, freezing your tits off and thinking of ways to kill each other). The tripod, manual dish has some good and bad attributes The good.Its cheap You will get rid of you annoying other half for hours as he (all smiles and red cheeks) fucks on with it for hours around the van IF it doesnt work it doesnt really matter as you havent spent £2K on an automatic system that doesnt work much further south than Fucking Dover now anyway thanks to the satellite police fucking yet another anti leaving the country for a bit policy. The BadYour husband will need to wear a beard, kaki shorts, black socks with sandals, stupid gegs (glasses) and be tottally capable and willing to talk to tuggers and motorhomers at a moments notice about MAM MBAM fecking BIGBANG, Payloads etc etc as he will be constantly approached by fellow campers who will either be keen to help or more likely take the piss. Well. You did ask.
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Post by Kaytutt on Oct 30, 2014 23:09:23 GMT
The BadYour husband will need to wear a beard, kaki shorts, black socks with sandals, stupid gegs (glasses) and be tottally capable and willing to talk to tuggers and motorhomers at a moments notice about MAM MBAM fecking BIGBANG, Payloads etc etc as he will be constantly approached by fellow campers who will either be keen to help or more likely take the piss. Well. You did ask. LOL, Mr T is probably one of the most unsociable, untechnical, unpolitical, uneverything person I know But I like the idea of him being outside for a couple of hours trying to find a satellite
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Post by alhod on Oct 30, 2014 23:30:58 GMT
The BadYour husband will need to wear a beard, kaki shorts, black socks with sandals, stupid gegs (glasses) and be tottally capable and willing to talk to tuggers and motorhomers at a moments notice about MAM MBAM fecking BIGBANG, Payloads etc etc as he will be constantly approached by fellow campers who will either be keen to help or more likely take the piss. Well. You did ask. LOL, Mr T is probably one of the most unsociable, untechnical, unpolitical, uneverything person I know But I like the idea of him being outside for a couple of hours trying to find a satellite Of course if you're sending him outside for two hours he might need a wee or poo so a vital accessory to any portable satellite dish is a portaloo. Make sure the tosser you buy the dish from throws theirs in for free.
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Post by Kaytutt on Oct 30, 2014 23:36:43 GMT
If I dont feed him he wont need a poo, if he needs a wee then being a man that wouldnt be a problem #frenchstyle
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Post by Barry B'stard on Oct 31, 2014 0:06:26 GMT
The BadYour husband will need to wear a beard, kaki shorts, black socks with sandals, stupid gegs (glasses) and be tottally capable and willing to talk to tuggers and motorhomers at a moments notice about MAM MBAM fecking BIGBANG, Payloads etc etc as he will be constantly approached by fellow campers who will either be keen to help or more likely take the piss. Well. You did ask. LOL, Mr T is probably one of the most unsociable, untechnical, unpolitical, uneverything person I know But I like the idea of him being outside for a couple of hours trying to find a satellite Mr T Unsociable? Untechnical? Unpolitical? Great! I want to meet him. Sounds oool as fuck. I bet he thinks we are all arseholes which makes him even cooler! Of course you cannot tell him as your secret Fruitcake life is now out of control as are all ours.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Oct 31, 2014 0:07:21 GMT
LOL, Mr T is probably one of the most unsociable, untechnical, unpolitical, uneverything person I know But I like the idea of him being outside for a couple of hours trying to find a satellite Mr T Unsociable? Untechnical? Unpolitical? Great! I want to meet him. Sounds cool as fuck. I bet he thinks we are all arseholes which makes him even cooler! Of course you cannot tell him as your secret Fruitcake life is now out of control as are all ours.
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Post by Kaytutt on Oct 31, 2014 0:11:09 GMT
Methinks the boss is pissed
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