Barry B'stard
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Type of Motorhome: A great big white one
About you: I like beer, guitar, causing trouble, avoiding work
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Post by Barry B'stard on Oct 31, 2014 0:18:26 GMT
Methinks the boss is pissed Of course I am pissed you idiot! I Said I had to go on the lash for medicinl purposes due to having to do some work! You should pay attention to whats going on! Hey! its late. Bet there is nobody else around on the forum. They are all old duffers. This could be our moment. Fancy a smooch. Put some Barry White on!
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Post by Kaytutt on Oct 31, 2014 6:20:51 GMT
Awww soz! I missed your offer due to being an old duffer who had gone to bed
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Post by Miculo on Oct 31, 2014 8:00:39 GMT
And that's remarkable in some way?
Surely him being sober would be a story?
Personally I'm off it.
Haven't had any this morning yet.
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Post by 747 on Oct 31, 2014 8:23:48 GMT
Take no notice of this lot Kay, it is the best thing you could have bought for your motorhome.
Years ago, real men used to trek to the South Pole or row the Atlantic single handed. Health and Safety twats have stopped all that and the nearest thing to adventure nowadays is setting up a Sat dish.
He may struggle but he knows he is doing it for his family and his Nation. By tuning in to BBC Cymru whilst abroad will fill his chest with pride ...... and double the viewing figures.
You must be so proud of him.
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Barry B'stard
Administrator
80%
Posts: 63,709
Type of Motorhome: A great big white one
About you: I like beer, guitar, causing trouble, avoiding work
Member is Online
Likes: 20,538
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Post by Barry B'stard on Oct 31, 2014 8:33:58 GMT
I feel I must apologise for trying to "Get Off" with our global moderator on a public forum. Its all Tuggers fault. I usually try and chat him up when I'm pissed but where is he eh? Hmm. He said he wasn't well and then just disappeared. Do we need to call out the RNLI do you think or summat?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2014 8:41:33 GMT
Tuggles told me that the engagement's off - he couldn't stand your drunken snoring.
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Post by 747 on Oct 31, 2014 9:07:01 GMT
If the RNLI found Tuggles floating in the Sea, they would just throw him back.
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Post by Kaytutt on Oct 31, 2014 17:48:37 GMT
I feel I must apologise for trying to "Get Off" with our global moderator on a public forum. Its all Tuggers fault. I usually try and chat him up when I'm pissed but where is he eh? Hmm. He said he wasn't well and then just disappeared. Do we need to call out the RNLI do you think or summat? Don't worry, I've had worse offers, most of them from Delphine! I messaged tuggers to see to see if he was still poorly, I got a sarcy reply so I think he must be on the mend
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Post by Kaytutt on Oct 31, 2014 17:51:08 GMT
Take no notice of this lot Kay, it is the best thing you could have bought for your motorhome.
Years ago, real men used to trek to the South Pole or row the Atlantic single handed. Health and Safety twats have stopped all that and the nearest thing to adventure nowadays is setting up a Sat dish.
He may struggle but he knows he is doing it for his family and his Nation. By tuning in to BBC Cymru whilst abroad will fill his chest with pride ...... and double the viewing figures.
You must be so proud of him. Whilst on my travels I once had to listen to BBC North East news, the bits I could understand scarred me for life
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Post by Miculo on Oct 31, 2014 17:53:58 GMT
If the RNLI found Tuggles floating in the Sea, they would just throw him back. It's his natural elephant.
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Post by prof20 on Oct 31, 2014 18:07:09 GMT
Oooooooooooooo bitchy tonight wtf is that avatar! A cheeky one! I like it!
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Post by GB584 on Oct 31, 2014 19:50:10 GMT
A cheeky one! I like it! Just realised that it was joe who has hacked my iCloud account...the wife is livid!
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Post by GB584 on Oct 31, 2014 19:56:15 GMT
Part of the fun of parking on an aire is the game we play of trying to guess how long it will be from wheels stopping to satellite dish spinning when the French pull up. In most instances the wheels barely stop moving before the old scud launcher is spinning around on the roof trying to acquire a target. I have even seen them approach fellow MH's to ask if they will move as the trees on their space is interrupting their TV viewing.
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Post by Miculo on Oct 31, 2014 20:40:28 GMT
Ah well, I put a dish up very quickly too, but it's for the internet so I can see what the twats on here are up to, and Liam as well.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2014 20:54:21 GMT
Ah well, I put a dish up very quickly too, but it's for the internet so I can see what the twats on here are up to, and Liam as well. How dare you, sir. I am as good a twat as anyone!
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