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Post by tugboat on Dec 26, 2013 14:23:42 GMT
Where are you all then? I want to hear how your Christmasses went and what you got up to, fnar fnar!! My squeeze of last night, who I shall call Justin aka Sexybint, turned out to be a docker from Felixtowe. His pants (and his arse) were in serious need of a good old shampoo so I had to stick him in the shower and lather him up good and proper. He looked pretty darn good in his Nurse's outfit so I gave him a good time and it was good to release a head of pressure that's been building up for a while now. We didn't get out of bed till gone 0930 this morning, we were that shagged out! Justin had to go back ready for work tomorrow. Apparently he drives one of those funny truck things that move the containers around the site. He has to sit sideways on, so that mat account for the fact that his eyes point in different directions! Been out for a ride on the bike today and going to feed the donkeys now before the rain arrives again. It's already getting grey up above. Laterz, Tuggles.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2013 16:50:35 GMT
Nah, had 1 can of lager yesterday, opened pretty crap presents, (I'd rather have money)that's it, back to normality again.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2013 17:26:01 GMT
Bottle of champagne and smoked salmon breakkie, followed by more champagne and smoked salmon, followed by roast pork and roasted veg with 2 bottles of nice red, then port and Stilton, then coffee and brandy (and chocolates), then 40 winks 'till tea-time when the serious drinking started. Up bright and early this AM ready to go at it again but got to wait for another excuse to do so.
Spent today trying to work out an itinerary for an extended trip in January to Spain and/or Portugal but realise that a lot more planning is required.
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Post by 747 on Dec 26, 2013 19:24:50 GMT
I cut me toenails and had an early night.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Dec 26, 2013 20:01:42 GMT
Had a huge Brunch, went cycling, then the pub. Had dinner around 7pm which seemed to take all day to prepare and cook (Well took Mrs D all day) then proceeded to knock back 10 leffes, 2 ports and god knows how much Cheese. Just starting to recover now.
Blerrrgh!
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Post by tugboat on Dec 27, 2013 16:40:30 GMT
Bloody useless lot of fruitcakes you lot are. I've no-one to abuse today. Bollox to the lot of you (except my mate knackers of course! I'm such a brown-nosing git. )
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2013 19:04:57 GMT
Bloody useless lot of fruitcakes you lot are. I've no-one to abuse today. Bollox to the lot of you (except my mate knackers of course! I'm such a brown-nosing git. ) The least Bazza could do is turn up here and let you abuse him, Tuggles. What sort of a host is that? Oh, I remember now, he's over on FACTS asking people where he should spend his summer hols next year, but I bet we could tell him.
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Post by prof20 on Dec 27, 2013 19:21:17 GMT
Don't get hungover if you never stop drinking, (So they say)
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2013 19:44:00 GMT
Dunno about that, Rog, but I'm certain that you never get hungover if you don't start drinking.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Dec 27, 2013 21:16:53 GMT
Don't get hungover if you never stop drinking, (So they say) I have tried this. IT doesnt work. Well it does for a few days but then as usual you end up in the park, covered in shite, drinking Purple Tinny Tramp lager and barking at Pigeons. You may well start day one in a Tux at a Dinner party sipping Merlot and chatting about European policy or summut but by day 5 this is where you will end up. Or is it just me? Luckily I have a supervisor who generally prevents me ending up like this. I felt like Shite all day yesterday but thats only because I ate so much. As long as I just drink and eat French Cheese, Im fine.
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