thequietone
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About you: nosey barsteward !
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Post by thequietone on Jan 3, 2014 22:08:54 GMT
I can't find the link to pay my £150 annual subscription for all the great info I get from this forum.
What sort of a feckin cheapskate forum have I just joined ?
If you don't need a shitload of money on top 42 hours a day to run an internet forum then you're obviously not doing it right.
ffs.
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Post by tugboat on Jan 4, 2014 9:39:18 GMT
You actually have to pay £10 to all the current members when you join. It's a pyramid scheme, but people only get told when it's too late late to back out.
Schmuck!
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Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jan 4, 2014 9:45:24 GMT
Yes. He is correct. When you joined I automatically recorded all your bank details off your Puter to save you the hassle. First payment came out of your bank yesterday. It will show up as "FILTHY ONLINE PORN ENTERTAINMENT" on your statement. For out Gold members (Which is an extra £50 a month) I can change this to "Electrickery Bill" or "Saga Membership" if your a codger like most of em.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2014 12:36:43 GMT
Yes. He is correct. When you joined I automatically recorded all your bank details off your Puter to save you the hassle. First payment came out of your bank yesterday. It will show up as "FILTHY ONLINE PORN ENTERTAINMENT" on your statement. For out Gold members (Which is an extra £50 a month) I can change this to "Electrickery Bill" or "Saga Membership" if your a codger like most of em. Guffaw! That is very funny, except for the fact that it's true - Barry is getting filthy rich at our expense (or perhaps he's just filthy?). However, please do pay heed to Dear Tuggles' comment - you can remit my monthly stipend directly to my bank account at Banco Swizzero-Mucho, 24763a Calle de Bien Venutos, Algeciras, Espangne, for account Nr. 259871664321748921738. Thank you.
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thequietone
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Posts: 9
Type of Motorhome: Kinn Auss
About you: nosey barsteward !
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Post by thequietone on Jan 4, 2014 12:58:18 GMT
Alright, everyone can PM me your bank account details and I will make the payments forthwith.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2014 13:15:40 GMT
Alright, everyone can PM me your bank account details and I will make the payments forthwith. I despair about young lads these days, really I do. I mean, can't you read? I've already given you my bank details, so stop prevaricating and just remit my money. Now! PS: Do you want to buy a set of tastefully designed Hymer Decals? In near perfect condition and only used once (until they fell off - which reminds me, Barry, you need to use stronger adhesive backing on future batches).
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Barry B'stard
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Posts: 63,967
Type of Motorhome: A great big white one
About you: I like beer, guitar, causing trouble, avoiding work
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jan 4, 2014 14:35:37 GMT
Alright, everyone can PM me your bank account details and I will make the payments forthwith. I despair about young lads these days, really I do. I mean, can't you read? I've already given you my bank details, so stop prevaricating and just remit my money. Now! PS: Do you want to buy a set of tastefully designed Hymer Decals? In near perfect condition and only used once (until they fell off - which reminds me, Barry, you need to use stronger adhesive backing on future batches). Oh. Sorry to hear about that. As compensation I will be sending you a Fruitcakes gas detector and mask with a massive 10% discount on the RRP. See link sites.google.com/site/motorhomefruitcakes/gas-attack-productsDont worry. I will just debit your account automatically. I know! I know! Dont thank me!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2014 15:36:56 GMT
Thank you, why you've got a cheek. I'm still waiting for the first gas detector I ordered, so why would I want another? However, I will accept the 10% discount as a refund, so please remit the sum directly back into my account.
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thequietone
New Member
Posts: 9
Type of Motorhome: Kinn Auss
About you: nosey barsteward !
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Post by thequietone on Jan 4, 2014 16:42:28 GMT
I despair about young lads these days, really I do. I mean, can't you read? I've already given you my bank details, so stop prevaricating and just remit my money. Now! PS: Do you want to buy a set of tastefully designed Hymer Decals? In near perfect condition and only used once (until they fell off - which reminds me, Barry, you need to use stronger adhesive backing on future batches). This is great, being called a young lad Next you'll be telling me how handsome and intelligent I am. or maybe not. Actually, come to think of I'd prefer not. I did read about those classy hymer decals available for sale, and I'd be very tempted, but I'd need to practice ignoring all the other makes first. I'll practice that for a few weeks, months, years, and then get back to you. You will keep them for me, won't you ?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2014 17:27:53 GMT
You will keep them for me, won't you ? Course I will, I'll just crinkle them up and put them in the round file for safe keeping (thinks, what sort of cheapskate is Barry using such shoddy materials for his merchandise).
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