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Post by prof20 on Oct 9, 2018 19:06:48 GMT
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Post by Dead Monger on Oct 9, 2018 19:19:12 GMT
How come the driver doesnt get one just the pissenger
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Post by cookie on Oct 9, 2018 19:20:41 GMT
Shouldn't that be in the "rear" seat ?
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Post by raynipper on Oct 10, 2018 7:57:46 GMT
Maybe the passenger knows what a crap driver he is.
Ray.
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Post by nicholsong on Oct 10, 2018 8:17:48 GMT
I used to fly a Beech Queenair which had a 'Pitot' tube under each pilot's seat for peeing. I never used it, not even on a Cambridge-Oslo flight of 4 hours.
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Post by GB584 on Oct 10, 2018 8:55:49 GMT
I used to fly a Beech Queenair which had a 'Pitot' tube under each pilot's seat for peeing. I never used it, not even on a Cambridge-Oslo flight of 4 hours. Could you have used the tube when you flew over someone you didn't like? I have this lovely image in my head of a golden rain falling on some twat below (playing his guitar on Flamborough Head maybe)...
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Oct 10, 2018 10:07:24 GMT
I used to fly a Beech Queenair which had a 'Pitot' tube under each pilot's seat for peeing. I never used it, not even on a Cambridge-Oslo flight of 4 hours. Could you have used the tube when you flew over someone you didn't like? I have this lovely image in my head of a golden rain falling on some twat below (playing his guitar on Flamborough Head maybe)... Oh God, PLEASE make that happen...!!
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Post by nicholsong on Oct 10, 2018 10:13:57 GMT
I have posted this before.
When we were training and on a three-student flight lasting 3 hours in a Cessna 310 one of the others needed an urgent pee, so the instructor told him to ease open the forward -hinged baggage door behind the seats which he did, and probably still dining out on the story of 'pissing on Glasgow'.
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Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Oct 10, 2018 11:35:01 GMT
You lot even failed to "do me in" with a twat fisherman lobbing lead weights at me from 50 yards away so you have no chance dropping a frozen piss bomb accurately from several miles up.
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Post by BJ on Oct 10, 2018 11:37:46 GMT
You lot even failed to "do me in" with a twat fisherman lobbing lead weights at me from 50 yards away so you have no chance dropping a frozen piss bomb accurately from several miles up. You shouldn't talk about Ray like that, trust nobody!
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Post by prof20 on Oct 10, 2018 12:33:11 GMT
I used to fly a Beech Queenair which had a 'Pitot' tube under each pilot's seat for peeing. I never used it, not even on a Cambridge-Oslo flight of 4 hours. 'If Ya Gotta Go...'
Some often hilarious accounts of answering the call of nature in aircraft....
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Oct 10, 2018 14:45:55 GMT
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