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Post by prof20 on Oct 15, 2018 11:40:28 GMT
Daily Mail fury as immigrant has baby at taxpayers’ expense35 mins ago Daily Mail fury By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor The Daily Mail is enraged over the news an immigrant is having a baby at British taxpayers’ expense. Journalists at the right-wing newspaper are busy preparing furious editorials about the cost of cultural diversity. Daily Mail spokeswoman Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “The editor of the Daily Mail was red-faced with anger when he heard about this. “He’s campaigned for years against people coming over here and using all our services for free. “Now this woman, who doesn’t have a job and is even a black person, has turned up from the former colonies and announced she is pregnant. “And we’re going to have to pay for it. “You can expect 12 pages of fury in the paper tomorrow, together with a 24-page photo supplement and a commemorative plate offer.” Meanwhile, in other news, it has emerged that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, Harry and Meghan, are expecting their first royal baby. The couple, who married in Windsor earlier this year, are thrilled to share their news as they begin a tour of Australia.
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Post by prof20 on Oct 15, 2018 11:41:54 GMT
Joy as Royal baby pushes Brexit down the news agenda 1 hour ago
Harry and Meghan baby news
By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor
Britain rejoiced today over news that the media had something to talk about other than Brexit.
Mass hysteria over a newly-wed couple having their first baby will be a “blessed relief”, it is claimed.
Inane and fawning coverage of an entirely normal event will suddenly become very interesting for six months.
Royal watcher Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “It’s hardly an earth-shattering revelation that a young couple have created a baby. Royal baby
“But if it means hearing less about Brexit then it’s a got to be a good thing.
“I might even join the fun speculation about whether the Royal baby is going to be a boy or a girl.”
News broke today that the Duchess of Sussex was pregnant as Meghan and Harry arrived in Australia for their Royal tour.
Prime Minister Theresa May was also thrilled with the news.
“Now everyone is talking about a baby rather than me being kicked out of office within weeks,” she said.
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