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Post by prof20 on Jan 19, 2015 19:10:21 GMT
Put your top tips in here!...........Including funny ones of course Wallpapering? Them corners giving you the shits? Stanley knife dragging its arse through the paper? Can't get that perfect fu**ing straight edge? Get your tush down to Wilkinsons and buy some of these:- A stainless steel circular pizza cutter will roll down the paper better than a blunt Stanley Knife and hopefully - you'll experience the heavenly joy of a perfectly straight line and a couple of Brownie points. (Also useful for removing old silicon sealant from tile edges/showers/behind the sink....and cutting pizzas). Every toolbox should contain at least three. H&S WARNING! Don't forget to give them a bit of a sharpen on the stone that came with your set of chisels....y'know the one you've never-ever used. The poster accepts no responsibility for the loss of fingers, thumbs or any other lumps of flesh.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2015 19:12:51 GMT
Not a tip, but a question: How long did it take you to perfect your new dance routine, Roger?
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Post by prof20 on Jan 19, 2015 19:16:04 GMT
Some big hefty lasses there eh, Liam!
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Post by prof20 on Jan 19, 2015 19:16:50 GMT
DUNKING.......
If you take 1.13mm off the circumference of a standard size McVities Digestive biscuit with a junior hacksaw, you will find that they will fit inside a standard tea/coffee mug and should therefore dunk perfectly. All crumbs can be saved and over a period of time, you will have enough to make the crunchy base for a cheese cake.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2015 19:27:14 GMT
I see that you've shaved off your goatee, Roger, though I didn't know you needed specs.
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Post by prof20 on Jan 19, 2015 19:42:07 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2015 19:57:38 GMT
Now THAT is a good idea. Must order one of those signs from Barry's Motorhome Gadget Store immediately.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jan 19, 2015 22:21:17 GMT
Brilliant. Im getting one of them.
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Post by prof20 on Jan 20, 2015 14:11:27 GMT
Learn to ask for a bacon sarnie in Jamaican by substituting the word "bacon" for the words "beer can". (i.e. "Man - I is 'ungry.....gimme a beer can sandweech")
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Post by prof20 on Jan 20, 2015 14:17:32 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2015 19:25:01 GMT
This'll help a few of you on here....... CLICK TO ENLARGE Apparently Rottweilers were originally used for that purpose too; me, I prefer to carry a 1911 Model Colt 45.
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