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Post by cookie on Apr 4, 2019 15:22:21 GMT
Having a week away on Saturday oop norf.
Now who's driveway shall we use?
Who has booze?
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Post by prof20 on Apr 4, 2019 16:52:07 GMT
Clue...
Look for the house with the velcro latch on the gate and a swift on the drive.
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Post by Milly on Apr 4, 2019 17:06:12 GMT
I love the lizard. 😃
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Post by BJ on Apr 4, 2019 17:37:46 GMT
Clue...
Look for the house with the velcro latch on the gate and a Leaky Pile of British Shite on the drive.
And here's the shite van. Attachment Deleted
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 4, 2019 17:42:39 GMT
Fecking Stalkers!! I wont be in. Unless you bring booze. Lots of booze, then I might be. Good luck getting on the drive though. The "Shite Van" is on it. The shite van I might add thats been over more mountains and prolly done more miles than all yours put together! Well the bits that didnt fall off have.
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Post by BJ on Apr 4, 2019 17:50:13 GMT
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 4, 2019 18:58:40 GMT
Fecking Stalkers!! I wont be in. Unless you bring booze. Lots of booze, then I might be. Good luck getting on the drive though. The "Shite Van" is on it. The shite van I might add thats been over more mountains and prolly done more miles than all yours put together! Well the bits that didnt fall off have. Remember the rest of us either work or have kids and grandkids to shuffle life around ya fanny
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 4, 2019 20:19:36 GMT
Fecking Stalkers!! I wont be in. Unless you bring booze. Lots of booze, then I might be. Good luck getting on the drive though. The "Shite Van" is on it. The shite van I might add thats been over more mountains and prolly done more miles than all yours put together! Well the bits that didnt fall off have. Remember the rest of us either work or have kids and grandkids to shuffle life around ya fanny No fecker works on here including you FFS! You spend more time online than I do. mostly in Tranny chat rooms according to Dead minger.
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 5, 2019 5:16:07 GMT
Remember the rest of us either work or have kids and grandkids to shuffle life around ya fanny No fecker works on here including you FFS! You spend more time online than I do. mostly in Tranny chat rooms according to Dead minger. Im not the only wanker worker on here , what about Blu ... As for Tranny chat rooms I have a Vivarro not a Transit
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 5, 2019 5:58:23 GMT
No fecker works on here including you FFS! You spend more time online than I do. mostly in Tranny chat rooms according to Dead minger. Im not the only wanker worker on here , what about Blu ... As for Tranny chat rooms I have a Vivarro not a Transit Sounds like some Gay European crap to me that. I was going to go out and do some actual work today but Ive fucked myself right up. Been up all night with Gout. Cant even get down the fecking stairs so Ill be staying here to annoy you all (Again). Except this time ill be a grumpy bastud!
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Post by Dead Monger on Apr 5, 2019 9:03:30 GMT
Fecking Vauxhall Vivarro ya fanny ... One way to help gout ... Cut out the booze
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 5, 2019 10:04:39 GMT
Fecking Vauxhall Vivarro ya fanny ... One way to help gout ... Cut out the booze Thats fecking French!!! Bloody traitor!! I know. I have been cutting down on booze and its got fucking worse! Ive even lost a bit of weight FFS! I did get shit faced the other night though so there you go. Fecking hell. Its like someone hammering a rusty nail into your fucking foot all day long. I would ask for a bottle of Scotch to sort it out but it will just make it worse. May as well write a song about being fat and fucked or summat.
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