Dead Monger
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Post by Dead Monger on Dec 6, 2020 8:58:36 GMT
I've survived eating curries from some of Huddersfields shittiest 'restaurants' over the years, eating all kinds of road kill, cats, snot and filth so the vaccine is a piece of cake
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Post by nicholsong on Dec 6, 2020 9:09:44 GMT
I survived several Glastonbury Festivals, God knows how many rave parties, Hawkwind gigs and 40 years of sticking anything in me gob, down me throat or up me nose that looked like it might be "nice". I Fail to see how a bit of Monkey shit in me arm is going to make much difference now. Im still in!
But not in the adverts for healthy eating and fitness I am sure.
Talking of which, how is that leg that won't work when asked? Is it still howling with pain in protest?
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Post by Milly on Dec 6, 2020 9:53:41 GMT
I survived several Glastonbury Festivals, God knows how many rave parties, Hawkwind gigs and 40 years of sticking anything in me gob, down me throat or up me nose that looked like it might be "nice". I Fail to see how a bit of Monkey shit in me arm is going to make much difference now. Im still in!
But not in the adverts for healthy eating and fitness I am sure.
Talking of which, how is that leg that won't work when asked? Is it still howling with pain in protest?
I thought about that in the night Geoff, funny we haven´t heard anything for a few days, you don´t think he's had it off ? From the knee I mean.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Dec 6, 2020 10:06:46 GMT
Well have any of you asked? No you haven't have you! You just continue to have fun while I hop around in agony. Dont you worry about me. I dont like to make a fuss or grumble me. Seeing as Captain kind of asked its still shit. Not quite as bad but still painful. I can just about get up and down the stairs and out to the car but thats about it and it hurts like a Bastud when you do. Its a nightmare at night as if you leave it in one position for more than a minute it starts to ache which makes sleep difficult. Dont you lot worry though, ill soldier on.
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Post by Milly on Dec 6, 2020 11:17:32 GMT
I´m limping this morning due to my own fault being a good citizen, a tractor had left lumps of mud all down the road so when I took Motley for a toddle yesterday afternoon I was picking the lumps up with the shit shovel and chucking them into the long grass, no effect directly after, but this morning my hip aches and I have a limp. Have you tried a support pillow under your knee I bed Barry? Something like this www.amazon.co.uk/JML-Worlds-Greatest-Pot-built/dp/B07WDLPYK6/ref=psdc_3229394031_t3_B07RXKNLWS
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Post by Barry B'stard on Dec 6, 2020 11:54:42 GMT
I´m limping this morning due to my own fault being a good citizen, a tractor had left lumps of mud all down the road so when I took Motley for a toddle yesterday afternoon I was picking the lumps up with the shit shovel and chucking them into the long grass, no effect directly after, but this morning my hip aches and I have a limp. Have you tried a support pillow under your knee I bed Barry? Something like this www.amazon.co.uk/JML-Worlds-Greatest-Pot-built/dp/B07WDLPYK6/ref=psdc_3229394031_t3_B07RXKNLWSNo, not sure it would work as I need to keep moving it. Its mainly when I put weight on it. The stairs are the worst. They always were an accident waiting to happen and now its like Staircase Russian roulette. They are polished wood for a kick off! Im trying not to think too hard about the serious shit ill be in if it dont get better and I literally cant walk. If its not improved by Tuesday I think ill have to call the doc and at least set the wheels in motion for getting it looked at properly. Trouble is none essential operations are being delayed massively now and I read a report this morning that the covid vaccine roll out is going to put an even bigger strain on NHS staff that are already 100000 short of doctors and other NHS workers. Add into the mix the inevitable covid spike over Christmas and I reckon ill be stuck for a bit. WTF do people do who live on their own and end up fucked?
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Post by Milly on Dec 6, 2020 11:59:16 GMT
WTF do people do who live on their own and end up fucked? You´re asking me that That is one of my biggest worries with this bloody virus and any other illness or disability I may develope.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Dec 6, 2020 12:21:00 GMT
WTF do people do who live on their own and end up fucked? You´re asking me that That is one of my biggest worries with this bloody virus and any other illness or disability I may develope. yes but your chances of getting the virus are low and you can still do the Hokey Cokey.
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Post by Milly on Dec 6, 2020 12:58:30 GMT
You´re asking me that That is one of my biggest worries with this bloody virus and any other illness or disability I may develope. yes but your chances of getting the virus are low and you can still do the Hokey Cokey. I don´t wish to do the hokey pokey and the pokey is also off the list. I have the same chance of catching it as anyone else, maybe it isn´t in this village, but I have to go into town for shopping and there might be Berliners about, they are the barstuards who will bring it nearer. Two of the workers at the disabled centre had it a few weeks back that's not terrible far from here.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Dec 6, 2020 14:09:31 GMT
yes but your chances of getting the virus are low and you can still do the Hokey Cokey. I don´t wish to do the hokey pokey and the pokey is also off the list. I have the same chance of catching it as anyone else, maybe it isn´t in this village, but I have to go into town for shopping and there might be Berliners about, they are the barstuards who will bring it nearer. Two of the workers at the disabled centre had it a few weeks back that's not terrible far from here. Can you not get shopping delivered? I guess it depends on what the infection rates are also. We are in Tier 3 but I can see Tier 2 out of our back window I dont know anyone here that has had it but 12 miles up the road in Bishop Auckland its rife apparently. Darlo, 16 miles away I expect will explode with Zombie plague over Christmas. We just dont go to either unless totally unavoidable.
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Post by raynipper on Dec 6, 2020 16:44:49 GMT
Getting yer shopping is just the start of the slippery slope to invalidity. More exercise is what you need. How on earth are you going to reach retirement age and cop big bucks if you give up. I keep tellin ya, chips and red wine is the answer.
Ray.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Dec 6, 2020 17:38:39 GMT
Getting yer shopping is just the start of the slippery slope to invalidity. More exercise is what you need. How on earth are you going to reach retirement age and cop big bucks if you give up. I keep tellin ya, chips and red wine is the answer. Ray. how the fuck do you exercise with a leg that doesnt work? I generally use the exercise bike four or five times a week and do 5 minutes weights after. I can still do the weights sat on a chair or on the bed but thats it now. I used to swim several miles a week but thats all fucked now an all.
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Post by raynipper on Dec 6, 2020 19:34:18 GMT
So what was the tipping point?
Ray.
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Post by prof20 on Dec 6, 2020 20:03:53 GMT
yes but your chances of getting the virus are low and you can still do the Hokey Cokey. I don´t wish to do the hokey pokey and the pokey is also off the list. I have the same chance of catching it as anyone else, maybe it isn´t in this village, but I have to go into town for shopping and there might be Berliners about, they are the barstuards who will bring it nearer. Two of the workers at the disabled centre had it a few weeks back that's not terrible far from here. Simple answer - avoid jam doughnuts like the plague. They'd only make you fat anyway.....
(Remember John F.)
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Post by Milly on Dec 6, 2020 20:17:17 GMT
I don´t wish to do the hokey pokey and the pokey is also off the list. I have the same chance of catching it as anyone else, maybe it isn´t in this village, but I have to go into town for shopping and there might be Berliners about, they are the barstuards who will bring it nearer. Two of the workers at the disabled centre had it a few weeks back that's not terrible far from here. Simple answer - avoid jam doughnuts like the plague. They'd only make you fat anyway.....
(Remember John F.)
Unfortunately that is what they are referred as, in both senses also known in this area as beklopft Berliners.
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