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Post by Keith on Apr 19, 2014 12:42:01 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2014 13:03:54 GMT
I'm not opening that, it's prolly porn of some kind (besides, I use Firefox and it won't open .pdf files the way I've got it fettled).
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 19, 2014 13:33:35 GMT
Excellent Keith! That's going on the site when I get back home! Nice one. Knackers its safe.
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Post by tugboat on Apr 19, 2014 13:41:55 GMT
Barry, you and I are already well equipped (fnarr fnarr) courtesy of Armitages!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2014 14:05:11 GMT
I was right, it is porn, but I want one of those on the back of my MH. Terrific stuff, Keith, but I hope you didn't assign the patents and copyright over to our beloved Bazza otherwise you'll never see a penny of the income your idea generates. BTW, how does one arrange an 'engagement' with Miss Candy Balls? Furthermore, is she related in any way to Sticky Balls (I'll bet Tuggles knows the answer to that)?
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Post by tugboat on Apr 19, 2014 15:48:49 GMT
Covered in bloody tattoos. Yeccchhh!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2014 16:22:09 GMT
Hmmm, what interesting experiences you've had, Tuggles dear.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 19, 2014 18:12:33 GMT
Up there forever now Keith Cheers! I think its too cheap though. Ive put your details down as the contact to PM although I think it best you arrange a private session for me with Candy and the equipment if I am to endorse it. Good job! Gentlemens Motorhome Accessories
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2014 18:39:24 GMT
Up there forever now Keith Cheers! I think its too cheap though. Ive put your details down as the contact to PM although I think it best you arrange a private session for me with Candy and the equipment if I am to endorse it. Good job! Gentlemens Motorhome AccessoriesWent to have a look and see that you're now selling window alarms. Very funny. I especially like the message on the beer one! Someone was asking for window alarms recently on Wildies or FACTS or FUN or some other ersatz motorhome site but you missed a selling opportunity, I'm afraid. FFS, you didn't even tell us, and we're part of your gang - though we won't have any of that Gary Titter stuff here, thank you! I would have ordered a dozen of these alarms, had I known you had them for sale, but now it's too late as I've boarded up all my windows with 12mm marine ply, internally and externally, which are screwed togehter with 4 inch, sorry 100mm, stainless steel screws (with the sharp end pointing outwards to spare occupants any injury).
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Post by joe on Apr 19, 2014 20:07:10 GMT
I'm not opening that, it's prolly porn of some kind (besides, I use Firefox and it won't open .pdf files the way I've got it fettled). Easily fitted to the rear of your Motorhome within the hour and sturdily made of non-rusting materials with a 5 year guarantee. Be the centre of attention at the Campsite or Aire when a performance by the Lady of your choice is in progress. This item will be available to selected clients at the Fruitcake Store for the measly sum of £299.99 (Vat, fitting and safety red triangle included) from May 1st. It is advisable you do not allow the use of the accessory whilst the Vehicle is in motion. The lady pictured is Candy Balls (no relation to Ed) and will consider working engagements on a first come basis. To book her and her perform
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 19, 2014 20:33:10 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2014 7:16:23 GMT
Funny thread; loved your response to Mr Plod's putdown.
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