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Post by tugboat on Apr 25, 2014 9:47:28 GMT
If you turn women upside down, they make useful money boxes. It's amazing how much they hold. Especially if you tape up their gobs.
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Post by fatwelshbuddha on Apr 25, 2014 9:49:39 GMT
If you turn women upside down, they make useful money boxes. It's amazing how much they hold. depends if you can get the coins past the ping-pong balls
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Post by GB584 on Apr 25, 2014 9:51:44 GMT
If you turn women upside down, they make useful money boxes. It's amazing how much they hold. Especially if you tape up their gobs. The cost of all that tape will far outway the benefits of the savings.
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Post by GB584 on Apr 25, 2014 9:56:10 GMT
If you turn women upside down, they make useful money boxes. It's amazing how much they hold. depends if you can get the coins past the ping-pong balls Some of the old dragons I saw in Bangkok were using space hoppers!
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Post by twosugars on Apr 27, 2014 9:34:29 GMT
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Post by GB584 on Apr 27, 2014 9:42:55 GMT
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Post by Kaytutt on Apr 27, 2014 10:03:40 GMT
If you turn women upside down, they make useful money boxes. It's amazing how much they hold. you wouldnt need to turn me upside down! I'll hold as much cash as you wanna give me
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Post by Kaytutt on Apr 27, 2014 10:06:57 GMT
you lot are cruisin'
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Post by tugboat on Apr 27, 2014 10:22:19 GMT
for a bruisin'?
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 27, 2014 10:49:09 GMT
Good post Twosugars. Yes you lot. Stop talking dirty all the time. There are ladies present. Sorry Tugboat.
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Post by prof20 on Apr 27, 2014 18:38:48 GMT
Were you adding fuel to the fire...in this case methane Reminds me of this story - Peed myself laughing years ago when I first heard it! 'Gerbil Rocket'.(1997 - 1998) "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to save the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told the bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner, Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard toilet paper tube up his rectum and slipped Ragout, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had reached nirvana, so to speak. I tried to retrieve Ragout but he simply would not come out, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him." At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman desribed what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal methane gas in Kiki's colon. Flames shot out the tube, ignited Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers, causing it to scurry further up Kiki's colon, which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out of the cardboard tube like a cannonball." Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract. Sadly, Ragout the gerbil did not survive the incident. R :DGER
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Post by joe on Apr 27, 2014 19:44:49 GMT
Especially if you tape up their gobs. The cost of all that tape will far outway the benefits of the savings. Yes but think of the peace and quiet, no more nagging and whining
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Post by fatwelshbuddha on Apr 28, 2014 9:20:04 GMT
Were you adding fuel to the fire...in this case methane Reminds me of this story - Peed myself laughing years ago when I first heard it! 'Gerbil Rocket'.(1997 - 1998) "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to save the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told the bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner, Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard toilet paper tube up his rectum and slipped Ragout, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had reached nirvana, so to speak. I tried to retrieve Ragout but he simply would not come out, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him." At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman desribed what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal methane gas in Kiki's colon. Flames shot out the tube, ignited Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers, causing it to scurry further up Kiki's colon, which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out of the cardboard tube like a cannonball." Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract. Sadly, Ragout the gerbil did not survive the incident. R :DGER also known as "gerbilling" and there is an urban legend going around that Richard Gere was involved in said practice. www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp
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