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Post by Miculo on Apr 23, 2014 7:40:31 GMT
Why has where people shite become the number 1 topic on the MH sites recently?
Surely we just shit in the retesticle designed for the job and that's the beginning and end of the topic, it doesn't need discussion. Even so it can make a 7 to 10 page thread.
Are people so stupid that they can't work out how to have a dump or do they just enjoy the topic?
How odd. What next? How high can you piss?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2014 7:56:49 GMT
Without using your hands!
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Post by Miculo on Apr 23, 2014 8:05:39 GMT
There must be some rules published somewhere surely?
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Post by tugboat on Apr 23, 2014 8:14:57 GMT
It's all the fault of the dealers. They should issue these numpties with a set of instructions telling them where to crap. They call it a washroom so the numpties think it's just for washing. The dealer showing them the van should point to the white thing in the corner and say "That's for pissing and crapping in".
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Post by Miculo on Apr 23, 2014 8:26:33 GMT
Maybe an instructional video is needed? Unfortunately I don't have a video camera.
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Post by tugboat on Apr 23, 2014 8:31:41 GMT
Maybe an instructional video is needed? Unfortunately I don't have a video camera. Well, Halleluyah, Praise the Lord for that!
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Post by GB584 on Apr 23, 2014 8:49:16 GMT
Should I just post my avatar? Simple and to the point (not that's not a self description) they can download it and stick on the bog.
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Post by Miculo on Apr 23, 2014 8:56:38 GMT
Why not? If you do I absolutely guarantee that someone will come along and tell us that their bog is missing the footrest and ask whether it's essential and where to get one.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2014 8:56:45 GMT
I just waiting for someone to say they passed a stool pigeon
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2014 8:57:27 GMT
Oh! I just said it. Spooky my ability to see into the future.
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Post by fatwelshbuddha on Apr 23, 2014 9:00:58 GMT
slightly off topic but shite related - I was thinking this morning whilst parking my dinner that porcelain bog designers are pretty shite when it comes to design. why don't they design a bog with a fucking mahoosive hole the bottom that the dump just goes straight into?? we have bogs at home (4 y'know - how posh) and at the office that just have small holes so you end up with half the shit on the sides so you need to get the bog scrubber on it every time. the problem I have is that the holes are frigging offset so I have to sit towards the front of the seat at home to get a direct splash, and back of the seat at the office to get the same result. I usually get both wrong so end up with shit around the bowl. anyhoo - lovely weather what??
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Post by alhod on Apr 23, 2014 9:18:18 GMT
I refuse to be drawn into this - you're trying to drag us Fruitcakes down to the levels of those other sites (but I do agree with you).
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 23, 2014 9:43:29 GMT
Maybe an instructional video is needed? Unfortunately I don't have a video camera. I do though. Oh dear. I just pissed myself at Buddas post. Maybe we should put a link to this thread! But yes, perhaps an instruction video or pictures for newbies on all the forums would be a good idea. GB584's Avatar would be a good start. Off you go!
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Post by Kaytutt on Apr 23, 2014 10:14:12 GMT
We don't have a footstool, where can I get one and do they come in a range of colours so that one can colour co-ordinate with the rest of the washroom? a massaging footstool with 12v supply would be even better!
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Post by Miculo on Apr 23, 2014 10:16:08 GMT
A foot stool would be a record surely?
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