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Post by fatwelshbuddha on Apr 23, 2014 9:59:41 GMT
twice now in 2 days, I have posted a reply to someone on a FUCTS thread and some twat has come along and said (more or less) exactly what I'd already said. do they not read or are they so far up their own fucking arses that they have to have their say as well?? it's not as if they were X-posts either (where people post at the same time with the same info) hoofwanking bunglecunts
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Post by 747 on Apr 23, 2014 18:27:46 GMT
How long have you had this paranoia?
Were you breast or bottle fed?
You need to answer both questions honestly. That is because we can all take the piss out of your answers.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2014 18:35:31 GMT
hoofwanking bunglecunts What a brilliant description, Fats; thanks for a good laugh!
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Post by GB584 on Apr 23, 2014 20:13:33 GMT
hoofwanking bunglecunts Going in my directory, PMSL.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 23, 2014 20:26:12 GMT
I think the word "hoofwanking bunglecunts" is so good I might even start a new forum called hoofwanking bunglecunts!
Its so good it needs to be added to the rude name hall of fame download database. We dont actually have such a thing yet but I think its about time we did have. I will look into it.
And it gets past the 1 word (sorry 2) censor. Well done Budda you fat twat!
EDIT: Budda! Are you coming to the Fruitcakes / FACTS meet at croft next weekend? You should be! We need you.
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Post by alhod on Apr 23, 2014 23:03:36 GMT
Oh, your Croft weekend is coming soon is it? I wish you well - it's certain to be a good 'un. I'll listen for the cabaret! Alan
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2014 5:38:49 GMT
I love it too. But has it been pinched from a musical starring Julie Andrews.
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Post by tugboat on Apr 24, 2014 6:49:29 GMT
That Julie was a dirty girl. She showed her wotsits in a film. That Doris Day was a bit of a slapper too by all accounts. You just can't trust portrayed images anymore.
I have absolutely no idea why I'm posting this drivel. Should I delete it?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2014 7:15:10 GMT
Just ask Nurse to up your meds. You'll feel better for it.
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Post by fatwelshbuddha on Apr 24, 2014 9:26:59 GMT
I think the word "hoofwanking bunglecunts" is so good I might even start a new forum called hoofwanking bunglecunts! Its so good it needs to be added to the rude name hall of fame download database. We dont actually have such a thing yet but I think its about time we did have. I will look into it. And it gets past the 1 word (sorry 2) censor. Well done Budda you fat twat! EDIT: Budda! Are you coming to the Fruitcakes / FACTS meet at croft next weekend? You should be! We need you. sadly I cannot claim ownership of that phrase but I love it so use it from time to time. it originates from a twitter post back in January - - and the phrase went viral from there. it's also now in Urban Dictionary - www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hoofwanking%20Bunglecunt - which if you lot don't know of, then you should as it's the repository of all filthy words and phrases. I have an entry in there - go search....... as for Croft - no - why would I want to hang around with you bunch of losers in real life as well?? anyhoo - we am in Edinburgh that weekend for a wedding.....
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 24, 2014 9:32:16 GMT
I think the word "hoofwanking bunglecunts" is so good I might even start a new forum called hoofwanking bunglecunts! Its so good it needs to be added to the rude name hall of fame download database. We dont actually have such a thing yet but I think its about time we did have. I will look into it. And it gets past the 1 word (sorry 2) censor. Well done Budda you fat twat! EDIT: Budda! Are you coming to the Fruitcakes / FACTS meet at croft next weekend? You should be! We need you. sadly I cannot claim ownership of that phrase but I love it so use it from time to time. it originates from a twitter post back in January - - and the phrase went viral from there. it's also now in Urban Dictionary - www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hoofwanking%20Bunglecunt - which if you lot don't know of, then you should as it's the repository of all filthy words and phrases. I have an entry in there - go search....... as for Croft - no - why would I want to hang around with you bunch of losers in real life as well?? anyhoo - we am in Edinburgh that weekend for a wedding..... Ive wet myself. Hoofwanking Bunglecunt"An endearing term used for the current British Prime Minister."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2014 12:47:22 GMT
That Julie was a dirty girl. She showed her wotsits in a film. That Doris Day was a bit of a slapper too by all accounts. You just can't trust portrayed images anymore. I have absolutely no idea why I'm posting this drivel. Should I delete it? I saw them too. It was a big moment in my life. I knew then there was a God.
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Post by GB584 on Apr 27, 2014 13:07:43 GMT
Maybe we should have a thread called the wotsits that was a defining moment in my life? Mind you some of you old buggers will be remembering things in black and white and a few possibly from stick drawings on the cave wall. No bloody internet in the good old days just the News of the Screws and the underwear section of the Freemans catalog.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Apr 27, 2014 13:12:04 GMT
Maybe we should have a thread called the wotsits that was a defining moment in my life? Mind you some of you old buggers will be remembering things in black and white and a few possibly from stick drawings on the cave wall. No bloody internet in the good old days just the News of the Screws and the underwear section of the Freemans catalog. Ah yeah blimey! It was the Grattons Catalog in our house. Once a quarter I think it was or was it twice a year? Happy days. That and finding the odd scud mag on the way to school in the bushes which would keep us all entertained over lunch break. Happy days. Kids are spoiled these days with the Internet!
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Post by GB584 on Apr 27, 2014 13:24:38 GMT
We had a grotty old tree lined lane (aptly named Shaggers Drive) not too far from our house with a large lay by. A walk down there once a week would reveal all manner of bounty for a growing lads imagination! Your right about the old mags, a well treasured find. My father was a bricklayer and when I discovered his stash in the back of the garage I was Mr Popular with all my mate especially as he used to swap them with his workmates so there was always something different. Bloody kids of today are spoilt; mind you I would probably have never left my room if I'd had the internet.
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