Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Nov 16, 2013 20:41:50 GMT
Can anyone recommend a Donkey Repellent? This creature has been hounding me for over two weeks now in me current field. It eats anything, even nicked me fag the other morning when I was half asleep and scoffed it! Its latest trick is when I go out on the morning it hides low on one side of the van so I cant see it when I look out to see if the coast is clear then it comes sprinting round once Im out and attacks me. It also keeps humping the top box on the scooter which is ok when Im not on it but a bit disturbing and downright dangerous when riding across a wet field. Any ideas? Attachment Deleted
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Post by penquin on Nov 16, 2013 20:47:08 GMT
If you park your MH in the middle of the lake the donkey would have problems as they don't have wellies.......
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Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Nov 16, 2013 21:03:09 GMT
If you park your MH in the middle of the lake the donkey would have problems as they don't have wellies....... Well there isnt a lake but I suspect this little Shite will just appear in a Rowing boat if there was. There are two and Mrs D loves them.
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Post by nicholsong on Nov 16, 2013 21:07:43 GMT
Can anyone recommend a Donkey Repellent? Any ideas? That is a tough ASSignation I never thought that you smelled like a donkey on heat. You could try deleting or refreshing the field to see if that gets rid of the bug(ger) Have you tried playing 'The Donkey Serenade'? Should scare it off. Look on the bright side Barry, when the Tank breaks down, and it must soon after 2 weeks there, you only have to harness the donkey up to get moving!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2013 21:34:47 GMT
Lions are pretty good. You never see many donkeys around lions. Maybe Tigers would work but I would chose lions.
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Post by Ron Osserous on Nov 16, 2013 21:41:25 GMT
Donkey shit! Rub it all over and they will not come near. Who likes the smell of their own shit? Ron
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Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Nov 16, 2013 21:49:13 GMT
Donkey shit! Rub it all over and they will not come near. Who likes the smell of their own shit? Ron No these ones do! To be fair they do seem to pick a spot each day and pile up their crap in one place which is good as they are easier to see as Donkey shit and small scooter wheels on a grassy field do not mix well. They seem to have a fasination with each others poo though but so far Ive not seen them eat it. Where would I buy a Lion in East Yorks Pusser?
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Post by 747 on Nov 16, 2013 21:53:04 GMT
I find this situation strange Barry. You are naturally repellent to most creatures (mostly 2 legged ones).
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Post by penquin on Nov 16, 2013 21:58:30 GMT
. Where would I buy a Lion in East Yorks ? Try the local ice cream vendor, they may have Lions Made to measure for what you need.....
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Post by 747 on Nov 16, 2013 23:07:27 GMT
Next time it comes near you, just shout 'beefburger'. I think you will find there will be no more problems.
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Post by joe on Nov 17, 2013 0:12:56 GMT
Why is 747 now claiming to be part of the furniture, Pusser has first and only claim on that title
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2013 6:00:42 GMT
Donkey shit! Rub it all over and they will not come near. Who likes the smell of their own shit? Ron No these ones do! To be fair they do seem to pick a spot each day and pile up their crap in one place which is good as they are easier to see as Donkey shit and small scooter wheels on a grassy field do not mix well. They seem to have a fasination with each others poo though but so far Ive not seen them eat it. Where would I buy a Lion in East Yorks Pusser? Argos?
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Post by 747 on Nov 17, 2013 12:59:05 GMT
Why is 747 now claiming to be part of the furniture, Pusser has first and only claim on that title Because I am as thick as a table leg?
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motormouth
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Post by motormouth on Nov 17, 2013 13:28:42 GMT
Why is 747 now claiming to be part of the furniture, Pusser has first and only claim on that title Because he is a right little crawler. He is so far up our glorious leaders backside he can see what he had for breakfast. 3 stars, an award and the dubious title of porn king. I started to report him on a regular basis hoping that he would be banished. But no, I get a warning for being a snitch so that tells you all you need to know.
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Post by joe on Nov 17, 2013 15:06:08 GMT
Oh join the Club then, seems I have now got a 60% warning but doesnt say why, must be either sexybint or 747 Jumbo being upset, both of them have large extremities..............................
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