Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Nov 17, 2013 9:53:08 GMT
I like swearing. Its funny. What is even more funny is swearing animals. I would like to see your links to funny swearing incidents. The first one to make me pap my pants laughing wins a case of Leffe * This one nearly did it. WTF* as soon as I can pursuade InBev (Leffe) to take us seriously and start sponsoring the forum.
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Post by tugboat on Nov 17, 2013 10:03:37 GMT
Brill, probably taught by a little old lady.
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Post by pigbag on Nov 17, 2013 10:04:47 GMT
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Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Nov 17, 2013 10:09:54 GMT
Hmmm Very good Mr Bag. Im not sure that sheep is real. Unlike my Hamster. WARNING: DO NOT OPEN IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED OR THERE ARE KIDS IN THE ROOM!Sad Little Lonely Hamster
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2013 18:01:48 GMT
I find it odd that one of mankind's greatest achievements is to teach an animal how to say a bad word. I refuse to stoop to this level. But as soon my back is better I will see what I can do. God knows what Barry has taught the gorilla\orangutan. But, I ask myself as no one else will ask me, what have animals taught us. I think two things. Self abuse and farting. Out of interest, I had a pet Praying Mantis on Bulwark whose name was Percy. He lived on a diet of rum and cheese triangles. I tied cotton around his body and let him fly about the mess deck although he tended to only do circles, except when pissed and crashed I spent weeks trying to teach him to speak to no avail but it may have been that he could not understand a drunkard returning from shore. One day a pig, (affectionate name for an officer) told me to get rid of him. I took him to the flag deck and with a heavy heart released him back into the wild, well the sea really, as that was all there was. He did one circuit and flew straight back to me and tears flooded from my eyes to see him refusing to leave his best friend. But just as I reached out to put him back in his box he fucked off and left me distraught, nay heartbroken. Some sod made it worse by telling me the reason he flew back to me there was nowhere near he could go to. But surely animals have an instinct of where land is so I comfort myself in believing it was just the other side of the ocean we where on. I'm filling up. To this day I believe Percy may have broken the the record for the furthest unassisted flight ever recorded for an insect and he should go down in the annuls of history. Farewell Percy my old friend. Sadly missed and never forgotten. RIP
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Post by tugboat on Nov 17, 2013 21:06:43 GMT
I'm taking book that Pusser's on drugs!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2013 7:10:03 GMT
He's on some very strong ones as we speak, do not speak badly of the Pusser one.
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Post by prof20 on Nov 18, 2013 17:54:21 GMT
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Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Nov 18, 2013 18:29:18 GMT
Ive wet my pants. Again.
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Post by joe on Nov 18, 2013 18:43:14 GMT
Buy some nappies, saves wet drawers
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Post by tugboat on Nov 18, 2013 19:39:06 GMT
He's on some very strong ones as we speak, do not speak badly of the Pusser one. Oops, faux pas? Sorry, didn't know.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2013 20:14:58 GMT
He's on some very strong ones as we speak, do not speak badly of the Pusser one. Oops, faux pas? Sorry, didn't know. Statins... Yeah man. Cool.
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Post by prof20 on Nov 18, 2013 22:09:47 GMT
Ive wet my pants. Again. That wet feeling in your nether regions boss, are you sure it isn't your leaking pump! Can you sort out the 'shout' for me please? Roger
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Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Nov 18, 2013 22:23:36 GMT
Ive wet my pants. Again. That wet feeling in your nether regions boss, are you sure it isn't your leaking pump! Can you sort out the 'shout' for me please? Roger Shout should be down the bottom of every screen. Do you not see it?
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Post by prof20 on Nov 18, 2013 23:30:48 GMT
Shout should be down the bottom of every screen. Do you not see it?
Tried loads of times since Doesn't work .....I enter my comment, (shout), click in the clockwise circular arrow button to the right - nothing happens......Tried loads of times since first appeared - no luck.
Just watched Lancaster bomber ops - great film!
Roger
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