Barry B'stard
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Posts: 63,729
Type of Motorhome: A great big white one
About you: I like beer, guitar, causing trouble, avoiding work
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Post by Barry B'stard on Nov 9, 2013 18:29:37 GMT
My motorhome is broken, what should I do
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Post by pigbag on Nov 9, 2013 18:42:00 GMT
Sell it and buy a Caravan you tool!
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Post by nicholsong on Nov 10, 2013 15:14:58 GMT
My motorhome is broken, what should I do "Then mend it Dear Barry, Dear Barry, Dear Barry - mend it!"
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Post by Miculo on Nov 10, 2013 15:51:20 GMT
Earth it up nicely and water it. It will soon recover, Alan.
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Barry B'stard
Administrator
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Posts: 63,729
Type of Motorhome: A great big white one
About you: I like beer, guitar, causing trouble, avoiding work
Likes: 20,540
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Post by Barry B'stard on Nov 10, 2013 16:28:53 GMT
Love that car Alan
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Post by Miculo on Nov 10, 2013 16:31:36 GMT
Presumably JML can supply a motorhome Magic Denackering Cloth. If not there is another gap in the market the sister shop to this web site could fill.
While you're at it make some "Stop People Referring to their Motorhomes as THE HYMER" pills please, Alan.
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Post by Miculo on Nov 10, 2013 16:37:03 GMT
You must come down to Murcia some time Barry and have a drive in it. It is leaky, draughty, smelly, noisy, can be cold because there is no heater, it vibrates, has old drum brakes, it rattles, only does around 40 to the gallon and flat out it can just about keep up with the trucks, except up hills. It is brilliant fun. I can't stop smiling when I drive it.
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Post by stanner on Nov 10, 2013 18:51:05 GMT
You must come down to Murcia some time Barry and have a drive in it. It is leaky, draughty, smelly, noisy, can be cold because there is no heater, it vibrates, has old drum brakes, it rattles, only does around 40 to the gallon and flat out it can just about keep up with the trucks, except up hills. It is brilliant fun. I can't stop smiling when I drive it. Delete the "to the gallon" and it sounds just like Barry's motorhome.
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Barry B'stard
Administrator
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Posts: 63,729
Type of Motorhome: A great big white one
About you: I like beer, guitar, causing trouble, avoiding work
Likes: 20,540
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Post by Barry B'stard on Nov 10, 2013 19:31:57 GMT
You must come down to Murcia some time Barry and have a drive in it. It is leaky, draughty, smelly, noisy, can be cold because there is no heater, it vibrates, has old drum brakes, it rattles, only does around 40 to the gallon and flat out it can just about keep up with the trucks, except up hills. It is brilliant fun. I can't stop smiling when I drive it. Delete the "to the gallon" and it sounds just like Barry's motorhome. Cheeky bugger! Wheres me BAN button?
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Post by rosalan on Nov 10, 2013 22:07:11 GMT
Dear 5 star admin. Don't look at me! I didn't break it. Swift arranged that years ago when they first designed the leaky KonTiki. Didn't they tell you, when it comes to Motorhomes; Don't buy British!
Alan
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Barry B'stard
Administrator
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Posts: 63,729
Type of Motorhome: A great big white one
About you: I like beer, guitar, causing trouble, avoiding work
Likes: 20,540
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Post by Barry B'stard on Nov 10, 2013 22:37:38 GMT
Dear 5 star admin. Don't look at me! I didn't break it. Swift arranged that years ago when they first designed the leaky KonTiki. Didn't they tell you, when it comes to Motorhomes; Don't buy British! Alan Hmm. It would be a sad thing for you to be put in Jail on your first day on the forum especially seeing as you spent all day trying to join and complaining about the admin system! Be off with you! Nothing wrong with British Vans as long as its not raining.
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ray
Fruitcake full access member
Posts: 4,188
Type of Motorhome: a tent
About you: Banned from Argos!.
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Post by ray on Nov 11, 2013 13:31:27 GMT
Hmm silly sod, keep away from Flambrough Head the air is too salty there, and the sea gull shit won't help..
And I want a spell ckecker here as I can't spell.... It's not a proper forum without a spell checker that doesen't work..
ray.
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hairyfairy
New Member
I am a fairy, I am very hairy!
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Post by hairyfairy on Nov 13, 2013 23:16:34 GMT
Get Gemmy to breathe on it, if it lives it lives!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2013 8:52:52 GMT
Nothing wrong with British Vans as long as its not raining. And when is it not raining in Britain, especially 'Oop North' where you benighted folk come from. No wonder you all want to come down to the glorious Souff where the sun always shines.
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