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Post by cookie on Oct 11, 2018 8:31:49 GMT
So arrived at soufport logged in got pointed to a space .went over jumped out and guy in next van came out so I said hI how are you.
Hope you arnt blocking my signal was the reply
So being nice I moved another 2 metres away from him and started to get my van ready.
Next minute he's moved his van and is now tother side of us.
All was still well until he made the comment "I've got a signal now thanks"
I said if you'd asked I would have moved even further away or helped you move the portable dish. Oh and it's normal when someone greets you to say hi back.
At this point he came over wagging his finger and shouting .
It's the nearest I've come in quite a time to drop someone I was just on the point of no return when Mrs C intervened and unpolitely told him where to go or she would do what I was going to do.
And we came away to relax
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Post by GB584 on Oct 11, 2018 8:57:39 GMT
Fecking trouble maker...Bet you'll be playing Cock God Bazza's music up on number 11 all night as well.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Oct 11, 2018 9:02:47 GMT
That will teach you to turf up on campsites. I know what to do, put some of your misses make up on (badly) and her bra and knickers and go round and tell him there is fuck all on the TV anyway and would he like to join you in your van to watch some hard core lady boy porn. I bet you have the area to yourself in no time. Mind you if it backfires and he gleefully agrees, dont blame me.
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Post by Milly on Oct 11, 2018 9:20:05 GMT
Talking with our hosts here in Dobra Voda they are astounded that we don't have the dish up because it never ceases to amaze them when motorhomes arrive and the first thing they do is fiddle about with TV dish. There are 200 acres of meadow plus the forest to explore here and the animals to watch. The goats and Alpaka are amusing us when we're not out walking.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Oct 11, 2018 9:34:08 GMT
Thats why I like having a Dome. Nobody can tell you have switched it on as soon as you put on the handbrake. Actually I wouldnt miss it. Prefer to watch stuff on the laptop ive downloaded as and when.
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Post by GB584 on Oct 11, 2018 9:37:40 GMT
We often laugh at the French when they arrive on an aire as the dishes are already working like a scud missile launcher searching out a target. We have seen people backing up and driving forward trying to get a signal and then glaring at us because we have open sky above us and potentially better access to the satellite god of TV.
We took a digibox with pre-recorded TV on it this year and whenever we saw the 'satellite seekers' I kept threatening to put the TV on and then stand outside the van with a bent coat hanger and a bit of co-axle cable and then turn the TV on full blast.
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Oct 11, 2018 10:49:09 GMT
I like that, Tel. A good wheeze!
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Post by Dead Monger on Oct 11, 2018 11:34:19 GMT
There are some right cocks about ... I'd have chinned him and his missus ... Each to.there own but we don't watch tv in motor ... Might watch a DVD like I did t'other night Stalingrad which is a ruddy good film ... Anyway go back and chin the shit and kick one of his tyres
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Post by Milly on Oct 11, 2018 12:15:13 GMT
We have a TV in the van, only time it was put on was when we first had it to see what the entertainment system was all about, it plays DVDs and plays usb stuff which we occasionally use, but TV never. We talk to each other, Hans plays his Harmonica and I play with the Kindle, we used to play with each other, but unfortunately that time has passed.:-(
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Post by nicholsong on Oct 11, 2018 14:05:43 GMT
We have a TV in the van, only time it was put on was when we first had it to see what the entertainment system was all about, it plays DVDs and plays usb stuff which we occasionally use, but TV never. We talk to each other, Hans plays his Harmonica and I play with the Kindle, we used to play with each other, but unfortunately that time has passed.:-( Thanks for the warning.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Oct 11, 2018 15:26:20 GMT
Eeeeeeee! This thread is funny.
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Oct 11, 2018 15:28:56 GMT
Eeeeeeee! This thread is funny. So many threads are funny... I piss myself laughing at the stuff on here...
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Post by BJ on Oct 11, 2018 15:36:04 GMT
I feel a bit inadequate now, when we pitch up, normally late afternoon to a site no matter how near it is to us, I connect the EHU, ramps if needed, Karen puts the Kettle on and I connect up the TV and let it tune in whilst I pour myself a large scotch. We don't actually watch too much TV at home, by the time I have made dinner while consuming alcohol (I learnt a long time ago after working at the Barbican centre that you can't be a good chef unless you are pissed)I tend to fall asleep on the sofa by 9pm so much of we watch while away are recorded progs. and films, even so I like to snuggle up in bed and if it bores me I just fall asleep. I won't tell you the progs. I like to watch as it pisses Karen of as well.
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Oct 11, 2018 15:43:29 GMT
I feel a bit inadequate now, when we pitch up, normally late afternoon to a site no matter how near it is to us, I connect the EHU, ramps if needed, Karen puts the Kettle on and I connect up the TV and let it tune in whilst I pour myself a large scotch. We don't actually watch too much TV at home, by the time I have made dinner while consuming alcohol (I learnt a long time ago after working at the Barbican centre that you can't be a good chef unless you are pissed)I tend to fall asleep on the sofa by 9pm so much of we watch while away are recorded progs. and films, even so I like to snuggle up in bed and if it bores me I just fall asleep. I won't tell you the progs. I like to watch as it pisses Karen of as well. There's nothing wrong with Robot Wars, Haemhorroid... If it feels good, watch it!
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Post by Joe66 on Oct 11, 2018 17:52:43 GMT
Eeeeeeee! This thread is funny. So many threads are funny... I piss myself laughing at the stuff on here... I just piss myself.
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