Dead Monger
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Post by Dead Monger on Oct 13, 2018 8:33:51 GMT
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Oct 13, 2018 10:00:49 GMT
This report's a load of bollocks...
That's an old horse-drawn milk float, and the evidence points to old Seth Wankwether who went missing with his milk cart on one stormy January morning and was never found. He clearly drove the whole plot into a ditch, got covered in snow, then vegetation, then soil.
Proof that it's not a "chariot" are the four wheels... FOUR WHEELS, idiot archaeologists! Chariot indeed... Pah! Everyone knows that chariots have only two wheels. They'll believe anything.
The Milk Marketing Board are expected to have a memorial service soon.
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Post by GB584 on Oct 13, 2018 10:15:02 GMT
This report's a load of bollocks... That's an old horse-drawn milk float, and the evidence points to old Seth Wankwether who went missing with his milk cart on one stormy January morning and was never found. He clearly drove the whole plot into a ditch, got covered in snow, then vegetation, then soil. Proof that it's not a "chariot" are the four wheels... FOUR WHEELS, idiot archaeologists! Chariot indeed... Pah! Everyone knows that chariots have only two wheels. They'll believe anything. The Milk Marketing Board are expected to have a memorial service soon. Them archamoholigists get a hard on for any old bones...stopped one of our local building projects when they made an 'interesting find' of some iron age pygmy skeletons. Took them months to work out they were the old Kentucky fried chicken left overs from the site hut.
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Dead Monger
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Posts: 21,690
Type of Motorhome: Broken one
About you: Pear cider , Rangers , pear cider in that order
Likes: 8,813
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Post by Dead Monger on Oct 13, 2018 10:26:47 GMT
This report's a load of bollocks... That's an old horse-drawn milk float, and the evidence points to old Seth Wankwether who went missing with his milk cart on one stormy January morning and was never found. He clearly drove the whole plot into a ditch, got covered in snow, then vegetation, then soil. Proof that it's not a "chariot" are the four wheels... FOUR WHEELS, idiot archaeologists! Chariot indeed... Pah! Everyone knows that chariots have only two wheels. They'll believe anything. The Milk Marketing Board are expected to have a memorial service soon. Them archamoholigists get a hard on for any old bones...stopped one of our local building projects when they made an 'interesting find' of some iron age pygmy skeletons. Took them months to work out they were the old Kentucky fried chicken left overs from the site hut. Haha ... Thick gits ... If only they'd found the used hand wipe thing you get with a KFC first they prolly would have realised ... Dumb badtards
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