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Post by nicholsong on Mar 3, 2014 14:05:36 GMT
Invention is often born of necessity.
As a result of a somewhat soggy winter in the Sarf of Ingeland the Fruitcakes' inventor (that's me has come up with the brilliant suggestion.
NEVER GET STUCK IN A BOGGY CS/CL/RALLY SITE AGAIN.
The answer to all you problems is here:-
THE HOVERHOME
Glide on your hovercraft-mounted MH across all terrain, water, ice, silage, whatever, on your own bit of skirt ( I have always fancied a bit of skirt under me)
No more failing the MOT for lack of tread; no more punctures.
No more Tunnel and Ferry fares - just drive down the ramp and you are away. (Navigation and Rotating Amber Lights not included)
WARNINGS
1 Hairpin bends need special care
2 Do not flush the toilet while the vehicle is in motion
3 Always carry an anchor - essential for descending Alpine passes on ice.
POA from Fruitcake Leader (As soon as I have conned him into buying the patent off me for ?,000,000,000) It will be his hottest selling item for 2014 - I PROMISE!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2014 15:17:15 GMT
I WANT ONE!
Please email me as soon as production starts.
Price no object.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 3, 2014 16:20:39 GMT
So I now have to incorporate a "hover" aspect into this van! FFS!
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Post by nicholsong on Mar 3, 2014 16:22:14 GMT
I WANT ONE! Please email me as soon as production starts. Price no object. Congratulations on being the first customer! That entitles you to a discount! The percentage will depend on the negotiations with Dalai Barry, but it will amount to a minimum of one zero knocked off the price (after the decimal point) But I promise you will not be disappointed with the extra lift you get and the PAYload we get out of this vehicle will be enormous.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2014 16:31:08 GMT
Wait a minute...one zero AFTER the decimal.
Now that's what I call a discount!
Thanks you very much for your generosity.
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Post by nicholsong on Mar 3, 2014 20:13:07 GMT
So I now have to incorporate a "hover" aspect into this van! FFS! Hover no bovver for a man of your talent
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Post by prof20 on Mar 3, 2014 22:15:45 GMT
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Post by prof20 on Mar 3, 2014 22:33:25 GMT
Someone beat you to it boss Nicholsong said :- '2 Do not flush the toilet while the vehicle is in motion'. Is this in case the sh.t hits the fan? R ???GER
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Post by Barry B'stard on Mar 3, 2014 22:39:55 GMT
Someone beat you to it boss Nicholsong said :- '2 Do not flush the toilet while the vehicle is in motion'. Is this in case the sh.t hits the fan? R ???GER Good one Roger!
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Post by Miculo on Mar 4, 2014 10:54:53 GMT
Is that an Hymer?
Look! An herb garden in a historical setting. Let’s stay an hour, then find a hotel.
A or an Hymer? I think I will say an Hymer, if I bother saying Hymer at all.
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