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Post by Keith on Dec 7, 2018 16:28:09 GMT
Boris, Govey, May, Moggy and I have been in negotiations with M.Barnier and, when sober, M.Juncker to make an agreement with the EU to allow Motorhomes, Campervans and Caravan owners to be allowed into France without delays in 2019.
One Lane of the M20 will be used to give quick access to Eurotunnel and Dover Ferries from early April 2019 for these vehicles – other Ports will make their own arrangements as required.
Once in France the intrepid visitors will be escorted by a Yellow Jacket (Gilet Jaunes) convoy to their destinations and guarantees are expected for their safety and well being.
Boulangeries and Bars are to remain open during any riots or disturbances specially for the Motorhoming and Caravanning communities.
Any other Motorists objecting to this preferential treatment will be transported to Tasmania as a criminal and made to feel at home there.
French Vets will not charge for the activity needed for the Pet Passport scheme and carriage of dogs, cats, ferrets, weasels, parrots and stoats will not be charged by the Cross Channel companies.
We are near to completing the deal and ask you to bear with us until the conclusion of our efforts.
Questions about these arrangements should be sent to – Fiona Bruce c/o Question Time, BBC TV, London.
We thank you for your patience.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Dec 7, 2018 16:59:50 GMT
Bollocks to that! None of you fecking Brexiteers on here should be allowed a fast track. Remoaners only! Its fecking Skegness for you lot! I hope it pisses down and yer chips are soggy.
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Dec 7, 2018 18:21:49 GMT
Some of us already have er, preferential access to France... Just sayin'...
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Post by Keith on Dec 7, 2018 19:00:47 GMT
Bye bye .....
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Post by GB584 on Dec 8, 2018 22:07:27 GMT
I already have dual nationality and can travel to the continent without problem, well so long as they can find my chip and I have the correct vaccinations. Having a vet call me Rover and shoving a thermometer up my arse is a small price to pay for the freedom it gives me.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Dec 8, 2018 22:09:41 GMT
I already have dual nationality and can travel to the continent without problem, well so long as they can find my chip and I have the correct vaccinations. Having a vet call me Rover and shoving a thermometer up my arse is a small price to pay for the freedom it gives me. Great idea! Im buying (another) Doggy suit an all.
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Post by nicholsong on Dec 9, 2018 9:12:33 GMT
I already have dual nationality and can travel to the continent without problem, well so long as they can find my chip and I have the correct vaccinations. Having a vet call me Rover and shoving a thermometer up my arse is a small price to pay for the freedom it gives me. Great idea! Im buying (another) Doggy suit an all. You need to, because the one you are wearing now is too small and very tatty.
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Post by nicholsong on Dec 9, 2018 9:14:31 GMT
Some of us already have er, preferential access to France... Just sayin'... We have also - only unmanned borders to cross.
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Post by Salomon on Dec 9, 2018 10:24:14 GMT
Us too . Well , he’s German so can do what he likes anyway Being an Andorran allows me unlimited stays in France , Spain and Portugal plus 90 days in any schengen country ( not schengen total like a normal visa ) so in theory can live anywhere and hop about .
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Dec 9, 2018 10:27:32 GMT
Was looking at a Gibraltar passport. Just need to live there, that's all...
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Post by Salomon on Dec 9, 2018 10:39:04 GMT
Was looking at a Gibraltar passport. Just need to live there, that's all... That’s the beauty of Andorra . No one really gives a shit if you there or not 🙂
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Dec 9, 2018 12:37:42 GMT
Andorra it is!
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Post by Barry B'stard on Dec 9, 2018 12:46:14 GMT
Was looking at a Gibraltar passport. Just need to live there, that's all... As far as I am aware Gib will end up with the same status as the UK after Brexit. Third country so what good will a Gib passport do you if you are trying to flout the 90 day schengen visa rules? You have to go to Skegness now. I dont think you or any of the other Brexiteers should ever be allowed on a Ferry ever again unless its to be put on some island in exile like St Kilda or summat. Im campaigning for Bottom Shagna to become an independent EU state or if Scotland breaks away and stays in the EU part of Scotland. We will have borders though to keep you feckers out armed by blind as a bat tweedy twit old ladies with 12 bores. You have been warned.
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Post by Keith on Dec 9, 2018 14:18:52 GMT
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Post by raynipper on Dec 9, 2018 14:27:10 GMT
Looks like a busy McDonalds.
Ray.
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