Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jan 5, 2019 19:03:42 GMT
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Post by Milly on Jan 5, 2019 19:29:12 GMT
Oh my gawd, I couldn´t even listen to 52 secs of the flute. I listened to the whole 1.40 of Pinana waiting for the music proper to start. Don't give up the guitar dear.
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Jan 5, 2019 20:56:27 GMT
Won't take me long to join you, Baz... A duet OK? I've found the plug that you plug the headphones in, I can hold the plectrum-picky-thingy, an' I've twanged one of the strings so not a lot more to learn, is there? Won't be long now...
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Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jan 5, 2019 21:01:56 GMT
WTF are you on about Milly! That piano is a classical masterpiece or summut! Anyway, I have a confession to make. Its not a piano or a flute. Both of those were played on me guitar. Im messing about (Well I was) with whats called a midi softsynth interface thingy on the Puter. Its proper rocket scientist stuff but basically you can turn your guitar into any instrument but I have to say so far the results are shit.
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Dead Monger
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Post by Dead Monger on Jan 6, 2019 9:45:48 GMT
I bought a Roland electric drum kit before Christmas and gotta say I love it ... Ive been looking at eBay to buy either a synth of clarinet ... Before I reach 40 I wanna learn both
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Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jan 6, 2019 9:57:28 GMT
Bloody hell we could set up a Fruitcakes band then. Aldo on his drums and clarinet, Boggers looking confused at his plectrum, me on guitar, who else? Rock God Dad?
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Jan 6, 2019 10:12:51 GMT
Bloody hell we could set up a Fruitcakes band then. Aldo on his drums and clarinet, Boggers looking confused at his plectrum, me on guitar, who else? Rock God Dad? PS... I've still got my Roland kit, an' bodhran, an' harmonica, an' penny whistle An' i cant play any of the fuckers... Not well, anyway!!
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Post by ray on Jan 6, 2019 10:33:22 GMT
Bloody hell we could set up a Fruitcakes band then. Aldo on his drums and clarinet, Boggers looking confused at his plectrum, me on guitar, who else? Rock God Dad? What you paying, us old rockers don't come cheap you know, a reduced rate of £99.99 per hour plus vat might get my fingers going. ray.
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Jan 6, 2019 10:53:25 GMT
Bloody hell we could set up a Fruitcakes band then. Aldo on his drums and clarinet, Boggers looking confused at his plectrum, me on guitar, who else? Rock God Dad? What you paying, us old rockers don't come cheap you know, a reduced rate of £99.99 per hour plus vat might get my fingers going. ray. Ray, Ray, Ray... Dear boy... You DON'T have to pay Baz to be on his "Fruitcake Follies"....
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Barry B'stard
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Post by Barry B'stard on Jan 6, 2019 12:04:11 GMT
Bloody hell we could set up a Fruitcakes band then. Aldo on his drums and clarinet, Boggers looking confused at his plectrum, me on guitar, who else? Rock God Dad? What you paying, us old rockers don't come cheap you know, a reduced rate of £99.99 per hour plus vat might get my fingers going. ray. No no! you have to pay me as I bet Im the only fecker with a PA. £99.99 per hour hire.
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Joe66
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Post by Joe66 on Jan 6, 2019 15:05:30 GMT
I have a bodhran hanging on me wall thing is it came with a stick but it don't work.
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Jan 6, 2019 17:05:11 GMT
I have a bodhran hanging on me wall thing is it came with a stick but it don't work. C'mon, Joe... Baz is on a roll... He's getting a Fruitcake Follies going. Make a start learning it here, then you can join in... the more twats the merrier!! m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y540acW6NQM
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Post by Joe66 on Jan 6, 2019 17:15:33 GMT
I have a bodhran hanging on me wall thing is it came with a stick but it don't work. C'mon, Joe... Baz is on a roll... He's getting a Fruitcake Follies going. Make a start learning it here, then you can join in... the more twats the merrier!! m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y540acW6NQMGot the book, got the learn to video got the bodhran get the stick what else do I need
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Post by Kaytutt on Jan 6, 2019 17:20:22 GMT
Bloody hell we could set up a Fruitcakes band then. Aldo on his drums and clarinet, Boggers looking confused at his plectrum, me on guitar, who else? Rock God Dad? I've been trying to get Mr T to buy me a banjo for 10 years, no luck so far
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Jan 6, 2019 17:51:22 GMT
C'mon, Joe... Baz is on a roll... He's getting a Fruitcake Follies going. Make a start learning it here, then you can join in... the more twats the merrier!! m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y540acW6NQMGot the book, got the learn to video got the bodhran get the stick what else do I need I think you now need to speak to Brenda... What you need to aquire is "Wanker's Wrist" and Brenda can best advise you on this. (Just ignore any mention of "socks"). Edit. Have a look here... youtu.be/-mAF5Fq_zYc
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