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Post by cookie on Nov 22, 2019 20:21:27 GMT
Or van fridge vents are black ,winter covers in white are a lot cheaper than black.
So got some white ones and sprayed them really nice with black spray.
Went out today in car today and Mrs c said something's wrong with fridge vents.
Had a look and some bastud has tried to pull the whole vent off the van and scratched the winter covers badly.
Does someone really want my vents and covers that bad.
Got camera s on the house but got another set up now to put in garage to point down at van.
What a feckin world we live in.
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Post by Dead Monger on Nov 22, 2019 20:54:50 GMT
To be fair Cookie thats only the start ... If Barry is correct and lets be fair he normally is we can expect much more criminality due to starvation and drug shortages ... its all Brexiteers fault n'all so actually you deserve what ya got
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Post by 747 on Nov 23, 2019 18:51:25 GMT
It is very quiet in my street, virtually no crime at all in the 20 years we have lived here. Then this afternoon there were 3 Police cars parked opposite, never heard a thing (no nee nahs), I just happened to look out of the window and saw them.
Now I am burning up with curiosity but cannot ask the neighbours in case they are hardened criminals with Machetes and stuff.
My name is Michael Caine and I am a nosy neighbour (remember him?).
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Nov 23, 2019 20:05:03 GMT
It is very quiet in my street, virtually no crime at all in the 20 years we have lived here. Then this afternoon there were 3 Police cars parked opposite, never heard a thing (no nee nahs), I just happened to look out of the window and saw them.
Now I am burning up with curiosity but cannot ask the neighbours in case they are hardened criminals with Machetes and stuff.
My name is Michael Caine and I am a nosy neighbour (remember him?).
You could always just blow the bloody doors off...
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Post by GB584 on Nov 23, 2019 21:03:01 GMT
Or van fridge vents are black ,winter covers in white are a lot cheaper than black. So got some white ones and sprayed them really nice with black spray. Went out today in car today and Mrs c said something's wrong with fridge vents. Had a look and some bastud has tried to pull the whole vent off the van and scratched the winter covers badly. Does someone really want my vents and covers that bad. Got camera s on the house but got another set up now to put in garage to point down at van. What a feckin world we live in. i no longer sleep with my mouth open as some bastard will be sure to nick me fillings for scrap.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Nov 23, 2019 21:15:13 GMT
Bad luck Cookie. Bastuds! Its happening here now. There is a major investigation going on as someone is suspected of taking a book out of the red telephone box library and not replacing it with at the very least a 1980's readers digest. The Twats!
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Post by ray on Nov 24, 2019 16:39:52 GMT
Our road is a very quite cul-de sac, apart from the odd works van (mine) getting broke into fo4r the tools nothing happens.. Except one day I came home from work to be met by a police line do not cross and a couple of coppers guarding the road,, Sorry sir you can not enter and you will have to come back later, EH!.
Turned round and went down to my mam's for some dinner then went back a few hour later and drove straight to our house, it appears the neighbours across the road's husband had found out his wife had been shagging some one and he had got a gun to shoot them.
He never did it as the police took the gun off him, and from that time on they were known as the "Killer Millers", they were world famous round our estate.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Nov 24, 2019 17:28:18 GMT
Our road is a very quite cul-de sac, apart from the odd works van (mine) getting broke into fo4r the tools nothing happens.. Except one day I came home from work to be met by a police line do not cross and a couple of coppers guarding the road,, Sorry sir you can not enter and you will have to come back later, EH!. Turned round and went down to my mam's for some dinner then went back a few hour later and drove straight to our house, it appears the neighbours across the road's husband had found out his wife had been shagging some one and he had got a gun to shoot them. He never did it as the police took the gun off him, and from that time on they were known as the "Killer Millers", they were world famous round our estate. ray. Feck off! Cul de Sac. Stop trying to sound posh. Everyone knows you live in a Caravan on a cliff. Fecking Gypo!
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Post by Dead Monger on Nov 24, 2019 17:46:44 GMT
Our road is a very quite cul-de sac, apart from the odd works van (mine) getting broke into fo4r the tools nothing happens.. Except one day I came home from work to be met by a police line do not cross and a couple of coppers guarding the road,, Sorry sir you can not enter and you will have to come back later, EH!. Turned round and went down to my mam's for some dinner then went back a few hour later and drove straight to our house, it appears the neighbours across the road's husband had found out his wife had been shagging some one and he had got a gun to shoot them. He never did it as the police took the gun off him, and from that time on they were known as the "Killer Millers", they were world famous round our estate. ray. Feck off! Cul de Sac. Stop trying to sound posh. Everyone knows you live in a Caravan on a cliff. Fecking Gypo! Cul-De-Sac ... What a knob ... If I ever move to a Cunt-De-Sac it means death is imminent ... I live on the M62 slip road , its fast and furious like me and sometimes has crashes like me ... Cut-De-Sac Ban the fecker FFS
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Post by cookie on Nov 24, 2019 20:21:48 GMT
Feck ,guess what, I live in a no through road, im not saying i live in one of them things.
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Post by Barry B'stard on Nov 24, 2019 21:04:16 GMT
Feck off! Cul de Sac. Stop trying to sound posh. Everyone knows you live in a Caravan on a cliff. Fecking Gypo! Cul-De-Sac ... What a knob ... If I ever move to a Cunt-De-Sac it means death is imminent ... I live on the M62 slip road , its fast and furious like me and sometimes has crashes like me ... Cut-De-Sac Ban the fecker FFS Your a twat but can you stop being so fucking funny as some wee came out there and Im wearing Mrs D's Knickers. How the fuck am I going to explain that? Mind you they are stretching a bit.
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Post by Sir Rowley Birkin on Nov 24, 2019 23:40:20 GMT
Cul-De-Sac ... What a⁰ knob ... If I ever move to a Cunt-De-Sac it means death is imminent ... I live on the M62 slip road , its fast and furious like me and sometimes has crashes like me ... Cut-De-Sac Ban the fecker FFS Your a twat but can you stop being so fucking funny as some wee came out there and Im wearing Mrs D's Knickers. How the fuck am I going to explain that? Mind you they are stretching a bit. Only a tiny bit. But in the gut area they're wrecked..!! In the rectum , you wrecked 'em!!
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